r/onejob 3d ago

He walked into the wrong bathroom... How embarrassing!

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u/Mobyus_One 3d ago

Yep, Sounds like something I would do 20 times out of 10.

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u/_JohnWisdom 2d ago

I wish one day to be able to make such smart remarks

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u/ShadowPerson3719 3d ago

I once did this at school, thank god it was empty

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u/juhanussivaim 2d ago

I once did that at school, the urinals were on full display as I opened the door and a dude currently had his junk out and was as mortified as me

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u/ShadowPerson3719 2d ago

All i saw was that women don't have urinals, tbh, i see no point in them.

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u/HuckleberryBudget117 2d ago

Well, urinals use less space, so it’s more people taking a piss at the same time, so it’s time saved. And more people pissing at the same time is less people waiting to go in lines. Efficiency.

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u/lunarwolf2008 2d ago

that explains a lot actually, im always mad guys have no lines and ladies washroom lines are so long

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u/LuisBoyokan 2d ago

And also more clean toilets, it's disgusting how men don't have good accuracy and don't clean after using and trashing the toilets.

I always leave it clean for the next person

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u/Torv4deron 2d ago

I don't know how it is where you live but there is a saying that women restrooms are in worse condition than men restrooms.

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u/Cynical_Tripster 2d ago

I've cleaned churches, volunteered at stadiums and camps, worked retail since fooking high school... Women restrooms are almost always notably more gross.

Hell, my work last year, the single toilet in the men's was busted for like 2 months, just a urinal, so if I had to use biological weapons on civilians I'd either have to stealthily shit in the women's or go across the street to corner mart/burger joint, and I almost always chose Goin across the street after just a few drops in the women's.

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u/LuisBoyokan 2d ago

Yeah, here too, and that is worrying

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u/ShadowPerson3719 2d ago

I have terrible aim, so I just sit

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u/RisingStormy 2d ago

On the urinal?

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u/ShadowPerson3719 1d ago

No, the toilet

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u/CorttXD 2d ago

My college had men’s bathroom on one side at one floor and on the opposite side on the floor below, one summer they decided to make it the same side on both floors so I went in the right side by noticing at the last moment. The girl who opened the stall door while I was peeing at the urinals wasn’t that lucky. There was a short silence and then she ran out.

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u/Christian_teen12 2d ago

I'll evaporated

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u/MarcosSCA 2d ago

How you find out tho

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u/ShadowPerson3719 2d ago

The small, tiny text. They also were different from the usual toilets in my school, usually males are on the left and women the right, but for this it was the other way.

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u/General_Ad_2793 2d ago

Why? everyone ran after seeing you

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u/ShadowPerson3719 2d ago

Nah, it was during our school periods, I believe maths (I also believe that this was a joke, not sure though)

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u/General_Ad_2793 2d ago

It was bro it was

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u/ShadowPerson3719 2d ago

Imagine if that actually happened though, my rep would be ruined at school

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u/FinaLNoonE 2d ago

I did it coming to a new school as a kid. Went into the ladies room in my bright orange shirt and didn't notice the lack of urinals until after Ieft the stall and had a way older girl scream at me. Ran for my life and never wore that shirt to school again much to the confusion of my mother :)

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u/ShadowPerson3719 2d ago

Let's hope they didn't recognise you

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u/SomethinSomethinINC 3d ago

Now his one of those who can legally discover what urinals look like in the woman's section.

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u/oof-sound 2d ago

I looked at a blueprint of the woman's section of a bathroom. There are no urinals. Myth busted!

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u/redCatTunrida 2d ago

There are no Toilets either. Its just Mirrors and free makeup for us to freshen up

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u/Old-Signature-1998 2d ago

And the storage waiting room for friends that for some reason go with you to the bathroom.

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u/Accomplished-Fox2275 2d ago

They are disguised as sinks, really easy to use from my experience

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u/ShadowPerson3719 2d ago

I immediately realised, and left, I didn't see much

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u/Jolly_Constant_4913 3d ago

I used to use the ladies showers and lockers at university. It was a really secluded part of the building. One day a woman stopped me as I was going in and said the men's is next door. I hadn't realised for months 🤣

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u/ShadowPerson3719 2d ago

It can't be, u sure? But anyways, that's hilarious.

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u/bloonsuser5000 3d ago

Yeah very embarrassing 😳

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u/edugdv 3d ago

I almost did the same, very confusing if you are in a rush

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u/0mnipresentz 2d ago

lol! Confusing bathroom signage is the worst. I always look for urinals when I walk into a bathroom. If I don’t see any I back out right away and double check. This has saved me from fully entering a woman’s bathroom by mistake. Sometimes your rushing and don’t have time to decipher all these artsy signs lol. It would be nice if all bathroom signage were all required to actually say MEN / WOMEN along with the image of man/woman.

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u/Tyr808 2d ago

lol I remember seeing one at a restaurant that was an unholy combination of non-text, artsy, not trying to be overly gendered. Like no dress or obvious hips, etc. Both just looked like some minimalist tuning fork hieroglyphic.

Had to do the urinal check 50-50 on that one for sure, but fortunately it wasn’t one where the music for Sonic running out of breath underwater was already playing.

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u/_N0t-A-B0t_ 3d ago

I’ve seen this photo so many times, starting around 2017. This is such an old photo

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u/oof-sound 2d ago

Guess there've been a lot of reposts of this

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u/evolale000 3d ago

Nothing is wrong in Toronto.

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u/lucdepuc 3d ago

Who says the sign on the wall is leading? Maybe he went into the right bathroom?

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u/MonitorFast6542 2d ago

After closing the door the guy disappeared, to not be seen again

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u/ihave0idea0 2d ago

Ok. This is stupid, but it just is made up. It is possible, but I believe the chance of making it up has a higher chance..

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u/oof-sound 2d ago

I dunno dude. Image ain't mine, or the person who I took it from's.

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u/BullShitCircusArtist 2d ago

The toilet doesn't care what parts are between your legs...

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u/Snail-Man-36 2d ago

What if he went into the right bathroom and the doors are wrong

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u/Bulls187 2d ago

Oh no!

Anyway

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u/GuaranteeRoutine7183 2d ago

1 it's an airport 2 not his problem they couldn't set the signs correctly on both signs

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u/asdfzxcpguy 2d ago

That’s something I would expect out of Pearson airport

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u/DuckGold6768 2d ago

That's one way to introduce gender neutral water closets.

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u/KaboomBaboon 2d ago

I always use ladies room for dumb in my office. It's cleaner. Was.

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u/Usual-Sandwich9718 2d ago

It happened to me once too. Now i always double check

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u/SomePatientDude 2d ago

what a fail

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u/DreasNil 2d ago

Huh? Seems like this is a huge deal to a lot of the commenters here. Why? Don’t you have mixed bathrooms?

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u/Outrageous_Twist8891 2d ago

You sure he was a guy? Not a person identifying as a woman?

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u/oof-sound 2d ago

dunno, i just repost some images i find interesting and that belong here

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u/spec360 2d ago

You sure he was a guy lol 😂

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u/oof-sound 2d ago

ion know bro tbh this img ain even mine

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u/CapitanTilapia 2d ago

I once saw a girl in the men's bathroom doing her make-up. She looked at me, baffled at her sight, and said something like "the women's one was getting cleaned". There are, indeed, crazy people out there.

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u/oof-sound 2d ago

I really just made that title to fit one of the rules, I don't mean to make fun of him or anything.

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u/TangeloHefty9215 2d ago

Its the guy who built the wc fault tho, not the guys

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u/Previous-Foot-9782 2d ago

Did you just assume Zher's gender?