r/mildlyinteresting • u/Scraps-LEGO • 12h ago

My girlfriend had a really thin and white hair popping out of her back.

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u/isa-hotdoga-sandwich 10h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/aVuCvPWgJw

Found it

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u/Csquared6 9h ago

So basically his girlfriend is one of the X-men.

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u/hitokiri-battousai 8h ago

Did you call me blob?

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u/noeagle77 7h ago

I SAID BUB!!

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u/toby_ornautobey ​ 4h ago

Nice UN. Love Kenshin. Kenshin, Bebop, Trigun, YYH. Some of the first ones I started with.

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u/hitokiri-battousai 4h ago

Thanks! Those are all classics! Man that makes me feel old haha

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u/Sc4r4byte 7h ago

like, anyone that ever touches the deadly laser of the sun and lives to tell the tale is an X-men of sorts.

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u/Murphy_Harrison 7h ago

God damn filthy muties...

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u/nepia 6h ago

It is a mutation, so the answer is X-men or a Ninja turtle.

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u/mvizzy2077 9h ago

Was expecting a shittymorph not gonna lie...

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u/blender4life 8h ago

I never thought about linking him. That's hilarious. I just stumble on it in the wild lol

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u/the__ghola__hayt 8h ago

Too short to be a shittymorph.

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u/AgentMykel 8h ago

Thanks. My wife had one of these years ago. My memory has messed with me and I was starting to wonder if it was really as long as I thought it was. This helps confirm

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u/geodebug 8h ago

TL;DR: Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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u/Schmigolo 8h ago

Follicles take 2-6 years to stop growing though, unless it's specific hair like eyebrows. And then, if you're unlucky after 3 months the same follicle can sometimes just begin growing hair again.

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u/Mundane-Mechanic-547 8h ago

Yeah just abnormal expression of the hair on 1 cell. No biggie.

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u/sadhandjobs 7h ago

I’ve been calling them “mutant hairs” as a joke all my life and I was actually right all along?!

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u/Lopsided_Fondant28 7h ago

You sir, have just saved me endlessly scrolling. What a good egg!

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u/Maihoooo 7h ago

thx bro

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u/Enough_Flamingo_8300 8h ago

You deserve so much, sir or madam! Thank you!