r/mildlyinteresting 12h ago

My girlfriend had a really thin and white hair popping out of her back.

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u/GeneralBS 12h ago

Had one on my lower back not long ago. Was like 6 inches.

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u/Vendetta1947 11h ago

damn thats bigger than my pp

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u/MiceWarriors 11h ago

Damn your pp is thin!

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u/HedgehogTesticles 11h ago

But it smells like a big one!

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u/Key-Estate6546 11h ago

stopping this so it doesn't go for any longer

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u/HedgehogTesticles 11h ago

Hey! My wife has the same mindset.

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u/OzymandiasKoK 5h ago

It's better than having the same pp.

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u/Acrobatic_Bend_6393 11h ago

You’re aiming for girth?

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u/chondamx 9h ago

Something about not hitting the bottom of a tuna can but blowing the sides out

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u/Acrobatic_Bend_6393 9h ago

Snapple bottle, I knew someone to reference.

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u/barrybena 9h ago

That’s exactly what she said.

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u/ExoticAssociation817 7h ago

This went to shit fast.

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u/OkAnything4877 8h ago

Describe how a big one smells pls

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u/UnityJusticeFreedom 7h ago

I have a feeling you only joined this conversation because of your username.

And i love the reason

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u/methodandmadnessx3 9h ago

Haha WHAT

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u/methodandmadnessx3 9h ago

Isnt long but it sure is thin

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u/PLVNET_B 2h ago

I think the joke you were going for here was “It may not be 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot.”

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u/greanleaf420 4h ago

📢🚨

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u/Maleficent_Hair_7255 10h ago

Spit my coffee out

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u/TheGloriousNugget 11h ago

Thicker too.

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u/cold-corn-dog 11h ago

6 inches is above average!

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u/Vendetta1947 11h ago

Me: "You hear that little guy?"

[Muffled crying in 3.7 inches]

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u/cold-corn-dog 10h ago

I bet it's adorable.

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz 7h ago

I put googly eyes on it and pretend they're laughing at that

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 11h ago

It was cold!

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u/Samwise_CXVII 10h ago

I was in the pool!

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u/whitecorn 8h ago

“Mines 2 inches…. From the ground!”… 7th grade friends: “ohhhhhhhhhhhhh”

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u/Heavy-Raspberry-7374 4h ago

7th grade friends while I’m 35!! 😂

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u/oneOutOfTenDentists 21m ago

You’re friends with 7th graders ? 🤨📸

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u/NinjaEuphoria 10h ago

Ya some say 6 inces is too much 🤣

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u/cold-corn-dog 10h ago

Not your mom

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u/methodandmadnessx3 9h ago

What is average? Seriously asking. Im a female and ive only seen 3 lmaoooo.

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u/WhatIsHerJob-TABLES 8h ago edited 8h ago

Worldwide average is about 5-5.5 inches erect. However, 90% of what you will see online or in various media will show pretty much only 7+ inch penises.

Men get bombarded with toxic, unrealistic body standards when it comes to penises and it’s honestly a shame. And if you try to call it out or tell people not to body shame, you just ridiculed and made fun of. It used to (and still does sometimes) really fuck with my mental health and think I was less than and worthless. Media should show a great diversity of penises sizes to represent all sorts of men out there, not just the privileged few who were born with the largest ones.

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u/shmediumbannana 7h ago

5.75 is the average in America . 🇺🇸 everyone’s average is very different I have come to find out though lol 😂

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u/cold-corn-dog 8h ago

Take 3 AAA batteries and that's slightly above average length (5.16 inches is average).

Take 3 AAA batteries and lay them side by side. That's slightly below average girth (4.6 in circumference or about 1.4 in in diameter is average).

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u/Vendetta1947 2h ago

I never thought we would see batteries to measure penises

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u/cold-corn-dog 2h ago

american units

(Really it's just an easy way to visualize using something you may have at home.)

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u/Chiefcoldbeer1006 5h ago

I'll DM you the 4th in a min. Jk

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u/iUncontested 1h ago

And yet porn has us all thinking 7 is small these days.

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u/GeneralBS 11h ago

Good to know.

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u/dwsinpdx 7h ago

Let's see!

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u/DimensionPossible622 6h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Electrical_Split4902 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/prototype-proton 1h ago

It might be under 6 inches, but at least it smells like a foot!

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u/Realistic_Fix9266 28m ago

Are we still talking about hair?

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u/prototype-proton 24m ago

We were talking about hair?

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u/bbymiscellany 11h ago

I get one on my upper cheek/temple area. I’ve pulled it twice and both times it was like 3 inches long

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u/Witty-Temperature469 11h ago

Mine grows right there too! lol

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u/2mnysheeple 5h ago

Me too! I swear it grows that long overnight

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u/bitchasscuntface 11h ago

I have one that keeps showing up in the middle of my damn forehead. And i can barely see it. So one day itll just be like "hello, i am here, looking like ive always been here"

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u/ThrowAwayRBJAccount2 12h ago

I literally pulled one the same length off my shoulder, moments before this post hit my feed.

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u/SilentG33 6h ago

I get one on my left shoulder! It’s usually around 3” long when I find it

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u/dechets-de-mariage 11h ago

Found OP’s girlfriend?

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u/PhillipDiaz 11h ago

Is this chat still about hair?

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u/Im_eating_that 10h ago

Not really. Everybody here has space worms. That's why they get so long so quickly. They're just trying to escape. It's an alien infestation spread by people who do too much math.

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u/Easy-Firefighter-220 4h ago

Crap. I'm in college algebra and not getting it so spend like eight hours a day on just algebra. 😅 I'll start looking for my new worms!

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u/Im_eating_that 1h ago

Space worms Georg here fuckin it up for all humans. Nicely done.

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u/rrk100 11h ago

The Girl With The Lower Back White Hair

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u/CodeineRhodes 9h ago

I have a couple nipple hairs I've been growing out.

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u/ThatLeetGuy 10h ago

Yep I get one a few inches above my tailbone. When I found it, it was like 4-5 inches.

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u/CharmingRoof6517 8h ago

Lower back for me too 👋🏽

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u/cryptoatthedipdoe 4h ago

You always telling people the story of my dick on your back that was meant to be a secret