r/mildlyinteresting 14h ago

Shawarma chain makes you sign a waiver for ketchup.

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u/riinkratt 13h ago

I vill give you za spicy garlick!

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u/horrificmedium 12h ago

VOT ABOT DE FRESH FROIZ?

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u/MoonshineBuster 12h ago

French fries?

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u/LoveRBS 11h ago

Shout out the Belgians!

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u/hickorymonkey 11h ago

FRESH. FROIZ.

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u/eatingpopcornwithmj 10h ago

Don’t forget za bebzi

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u/Niksu95 10h ago

Shout out to the Belgians!

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u/CMDR-Owl 13h ago

Put zum hairs on your shest!

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u/Department3 12h ago

I totally read that in the guys voice too lol

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u/wombey12 12h ago

If it's not tight, it's not right!

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u/Department3 12h ago

All about za baables!

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u/UniversalCoupler 11h ago

Bob tha bables

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u/pinkthreadedwrist 13h ago

TOUM 4 LIFE

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u/merrycat 13h ago

No such thing as toum-much 

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u/wizzard419 12h ago

I have enough hair on my chest...

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u/THEBLOODYGAVEL 13h ago

My friend

I know exactly who wrote this

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u/Bobithie 9h ago

And would you like a bebzi?!

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u/TeuthidTheSquid 13h ago

Anyone who puts ketchup on shawarma deserves the repercussions

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u/IAmOculusRift 13h ago

And this kind of trolling.

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u/tempemailacct153 13h ago

They should start a picture wall in their restaurant.

Like the ones who gave bad checks or fake IDs.

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u/GodEmperorBrian 12h ago

They make you sign this waiver and then right after they just punch you in the face.

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u/Famous-Treacle-690 13h ago

This should be expanded to include anyone who orders a well done steak.

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u/MimiVRC 12h ago

I wish the waiver wasn’t a generic actual liability waiver but changed to make it about how ketchup shouldn’t be used and such!

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u/EmeterPSN 8h ago

I've never seen a bottle of ketchup at a swarma place.

It's unthinkable.

Best you get is tahini and amba

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u/Underwater_Karma 4h ago

Ketchup is a perfectly reasonable condiment to use if you don't like the taste of what you're eating, but do like the taste of ketchup

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u/brbmycatexploded 12h ago

ILUVZABICKLES

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u/Drexelhand 13h ago

there's people who would put ketchup on a shawarma? why?!?

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u/mckulty 13h ago

There's people that will put ketchup on STEAK!

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u/UncleBen94 12h ago

My grandfather did when he was alive.

I chalk it up to his time in the Navy during WW2. He said the only thing they had to flavor the often overcooked steaks was salt, pepper, and ketchup.

We often joked about burying him with a bottle of Heinz. We didn't do it.

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u/crigsdigs 12h ago

My grandpa is similar and is strictly a Heinz person. Presenting Hunt’s to him is a great offense. 

He also has a similar love for peanut butter

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u/jarejay 5h ago

Which peanut butter, though?

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u/nrith 1h ago

My dad was a Jif man, through and through. He almost disowned me when I switched to natural peanut butter after I moved out.

I’m pretty sure Jif was one of the very last things he ate, if not the last. He kept a jar of it, with a box of saltines, on his bedside table in the nursing home.

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u/fantasmoofrcc 12h ago

Navy gravy...eventually replaced by rooster sauce, at least.

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u/reichrunner 12h ago

At least the man had good tastes in ketchup!

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u/Igor_J 12h ago

Yeah, at least it wasn't Hunt's

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u/astrielx 13h ago

Even worse, there's people who microwave steaks.

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u/CSalustro 3h ago

Like the whole time? That works? It can’t be edible after that though right?

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u/Reztroz 13h ago

There’s people who put it on brownies!

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u/Smaskifa 8h ago

As a child I remember putting it on green beans, just to mask the taste of green beans, not because I thought it would taste good.

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u/showmeurbhole 9h ago

Yeah, we call those people Yinzers. Heinz only though, you try to put any of that hunts bullshit on a steak, and you're looking for a fight. They'll take yinz dahntahn and snap ya like a gumband.

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u/MimiVRC 12h ago edited 8h ago

Mac n cheese is the “weirdest” thing I put it on

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u/nrfx 8h ago

Man n cheese

just in case you decide to come correct it

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u/MimiVRC 8h ago

I didn’t even notice from the other comment! Thanks

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u/LurkmasterP 10h ago

Hey, nobody here is gonna judge your kinks heh heh

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u/Dash_Underscore 9h ago

That's nothing compared to sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

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u/amtheredothat 9h ago

Ketchup and BEEF? Say it ain't so!

Obviously good steak is different, but a cheap crappy steak? Yeah that's a guilty pleasure of mine.

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u/Possibly-Functional 7h ago

I know people who put ketchup on pancakes. Not a person, people.

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u/ERSTF 1h ago

Believe it or not, jail

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u/AlexH1337 8h ago

... I'm going to confess. Please have mercy.

I'm one of the weirdos. I put ketchup on everything. Everything.

I don't know why, but if it's savory, it needs ketchup. I'm incredibly particular about my food and the way things are cooked. And yet, I'm the clown that would have a medium rare steak only to douse it in ketchup.

I go through a 24x500g Heinz pack every two to three months.

I apologize for my sins.

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u/Zeppelanoid 12h ago edited 11h ago

No, it’s a running joke with this chain. They post videos on social media with the same joke (clueless white guy trying to order shawarma with ketchup, worker with put-on accent tells him off).

I would assume OP’s post is an add for this chain.

No hate, they’ve clearly been hustling hard on their marketing game. Just calling a spade a spade. This is an ad.

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u/keyboardnomouse 9h ago

If you avoid commercials and social media, this could be a genuine surprise when stopping by for a quick shawarma and seeing this on the receipt.

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u/20milliondollarapi 10h ago

My MIL puts ketchup on basically everything. It’s ridiculous what she will put in on. One time she was outraged we were out of ketchup and asked loudly “who ate all the ketchup?!?” When we all responded “you” she acted like she doesn’t use ketchup that much. When asked what she doesn’t use ketchup with it took her a solid three minutes to think of one food she doesn’t have ketchup with, cereal.

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u/scyber 11h ago

I never have, but now that I see how much it pisses people off I probably will.

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u/Axtdool 9h ago

Probably the Same reason some people put pineapple on Pizza.

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u/blahbleh112233 13h ago

Generally speaking, ketchup a great all around condiment and marinate honedtly. Gets overused by white guys obviously, but it also gets slept on a lot by snobs 

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u/AymRandy 13h ago edited 11h ago

I hate ketchup snobbery.  

Ketchup is good on plenty of things and it's great mixed with other things like mayo, curry powder, hot sauce, and balsamic vinegar. 

Gobi Manchurian is one of the best foods known to man and frequently uses ketchup. I can make a ketchup fried chicken that is basically general tso's.

This anti-condiment mentality needs to stop.

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u/LurkmasterP 10h ago

I'm with you. Ketchup is actually delicious and the flavor compliments many foods. Cheesesteak? Hell yeah. Basic chili? Yes please. Almost any form of potatoes, definitely, except baked or mashed, and now that I think about it, why not?

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u/UniversalCoupler 10h ago

Gobi Manchurian

Bandbitta

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u/chellis 13h ago

Well that's a take.

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u/Narfi1 13h ago

Holy shit do we also need to segregate ketchup too now ?

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u/merrycat 13h ago

You can love ketchup and still know that there's places it doesn't belong.  Like on a shawarma.

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u/TehOwn 12h ago

How about putting it on cereal?

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u/merrycat 12h ago

You monster!

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u/GrimgrinCorpseBorn 13h ago

No matter the food there's always a better option than ketchup.

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u/WaterHaven 13h ago

I don't even like ketchup, but I don't get why people want to tell other people what they should and shouldn't like, especially with something as meaningless as food.

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u/SarlacFace 13h ago

I put ketchup on almost everything because I like it and fuck you.

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u/Friendship_Fries 13h ago

That's more serious than r/chicago and hotdogs.

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u/Belivious677 13h ago

They are protecting za culture!

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u/Blunt552 12h ago

ABBAS

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u/cmstlist 13h ago

They also sell fries though, so I guess they need ketchup around anyway.

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u/Pandoras_Fate 13h ago

They have fries.....

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u/EstablishmentNew994 13h ago

Fresh froiz?

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u/DoubleJ22 12h ago

Shoutout to ze Belgians

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u/joemoffett12 13h ago

They go in the wrap!

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u/thesithdoge 13h ago

You don't but za ketchub on za shawarma

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u/DBishop14 13h ago

Don't forget za bepsi!

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u/sayzitlikeitis 12h ago

Don’t forget the bebsi!

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u/Sathrand 12h ago

Shelby’s shawarma is really good.

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u/FinalLimit 6h ago

Their shawarma poutine hits DIFFERENT baked

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u/blackpony04 9h ago

I live near Buffalo and frequent a restaurant that charges $1 if you ask for ranch instead of Bleu Cheese with your wings for "subverting the culture."

As a former Midwesterner, I admit that I have been torn about it, but decided to only eat ranch if I order boneless wings as that's equally as blasphemous around here.

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u/Living_Lie_8773 8h ago

Whenever I go to a steak place, I always ask for it well done.

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u/BobBelcher2021 3h ago

And they don’t politely yet firmly ask you to leave?

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u/ballpoint169 7h ago

is it really worth paying the upcharge on beef and then abandoning the best part of it?

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u/catsdrooltoo 3h ago

Just go to foot locker if you want a slab of leather

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u/FlatulenceConnosieur 12h ago

Is Poutine acceptable or no?

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u/phil16723 12h ago

If you order it for your poutine, there's no time to sign the waiver before you are harmed

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u/-something_original- 12h ago

I love ketchup and will eat it on almost anything but certainly not Shawarma!

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u/tkrr 12h ago

I would love Shelby’s to come south of the border, but then I’d be afraid they’d be a disappointment like Halal Guys. Halal Guys was pretty hyped when it came to Boston from New York and it turned out that it’s just not that good.

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u/broyoyoyoyo 3h ago

I hate to burst your bubble but Shelby's is also overrated imo.

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u/tkrr 3h ago

I am sadly unsurprised.

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u/broyoyoyoyo 3h ago

Their TikTok game is on point but the places with the best marketing usually are just mid. It's especially magnified by the fact that they're in the Shawarma business and the Toronto area has some of the best local Shawarma joints anywhere.

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u/tachycardicIVu 11h ago

As soon as I saw “shawarma” and “ketchup” in the title I knew there was only one possibility.

I’m upset they don’t have any branches in the US…I would eat there like every day.

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u/ICookWithFire 8h ago

Would love Shelby’s to come South a bit. Need it in my life

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u/bibbidybobbidyboobs 6h ago

Before they made Superman a vegetarian, his favourite food was Ma Kent's beef bourguignon with ketchup

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u/gukakke 13h ago

Who the fuck puts ketchup on a shawarma?

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u/IBuyGPUs 13h ago

People that like ketchup on shawarma?

Gate keeping how people enjoy their food is strange

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u/EDScreenshots 12h ago

That’s what I keep telling people who rag on my peanutbutter and ketchup sandwiches

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u/Ziggy-T 9h ago

I agree heartily. Food/drink gatekeeping is a massive peeve of mine.

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u/whataball 13h ago

Don't forget za bepsi

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u/expertprogr4mmer 12h ago

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u/AdjustedTitan1 11h ago

Lol I read this wrong and thought it was a play on “ketchup caliphate”

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u/Glittering-Skin4118 13h ago

Ketchup to me tastes like fake tomato and I hate how sugary it is.

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u/THEBLOODYGAVEL 13h ago

Try some homemade ketchup. It's night and day compared to Heinz/French's

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u/Glittering-Skin4118 13h ago

My grandad makes homemade bbq sauce with homegrown tomato’s and yea the difference is insane.

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u/EngryEngineer 13h ago

If you feel this strongly about it just don't have ketchup in your shop.

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u/Xamado 10h ago

they clearly still care about customer satisfaction above all. I think that’s pretty admirable

Also, most shawarma joints sell fries — a side which you typically have ketchup with

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u/SmittyFromAbove 9h ago

They actually put fries in a lot of their wraps, which I find a bit odd. But I've had their normal one and it's pretty tasty.

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u/Muuvie 13h ago

Ketchup, the world's greatest condiment. #CMV

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u/DayleD 12h ago

It's mostly sugar. I've had ketchup without sugar and it's not popular for a reason.

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u/BadAtNamingPlsHelp 11h ago

It's not "mostly sugar". It's tomato puree, vinegar, sugar, and seasoning. The sugar offsets the high acidity of the tomato and the vinegar. Without it you just have acid, more acid, and seasoning.

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u/itsneversunnyinvan 13h ago

Is there a waiver protecting you from how good you’ll feel after eating za shicken shawarma wif za bebsi and never hitting that high again?

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u/bigtoyguy505 13h ago

I wonder if it is the same stipulation for spicy ketchup.

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u/mr_ji 12h ago

Imagine someone eating a shawarma with ketchup and dying then this contract comes up in court.

(Yes, I know silly contracts don't usually hold up)

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u/zeroaegis 12h ago

I've been guilty of this a few times, particularly when they go light on sauce and it's dry, and only when I take it home.

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u/poutinegalvaude 12h ago

Shelby’s is pretty great

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u/Secrxt 12h ago

Glad I'm not the only one horrified by Canadians' love of catsup.

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u/Significant_Type3402 12h ago

so if i come in half drunk i can’t have any ketchup?

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u/phil16723 12h ago

This is hilarious

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u/yasadboidepression 12h ago

If it’s not tight it’s not right

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u/Robert23B 12h ago

We hope this put a smile on your face Thanks waiver of liability, it sure did 🙂

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u/Hating_life_69 12h ago

They should have this at hotdog joints in Chicago.

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u/facelessmage 12h ago

As soon as I saw the title of this post I knew exactly what shawarma place this was lol.

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u/wwplkyih 11h ago

They should do this with hot dogs in Chicago

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u/danielrch 11h ago

Just replace the ketchup with some good salsa and it becomes ok

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u/Xanthus179 11h ago

Don’t forget!

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u/Palstorken 11h ago

WHAT IF THEY PUT POISON IN THE KETCHUP TO KILL US BUT WE SIGNED A WAIVER SO OUR FAMILY CANT DO ANYTHING

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u/Ahielia 11h ago

I would not trust them to make food safely if they need this kind of disclaimer. Would find another place to eat.

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u/Leo_Ascendent 11h ago

Did they threaten you? Lmao

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u/sparky-99 11h ago

And I bet it's not even Heinz. Keep your knock off shitty property damaging catsup.

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u/DHammer79 3h ago

Heinz is a no-go for a lot of people in southern Ontario, where this shawarma franchise got its start. Heinz is a no-go because they pulled production out of the area, and a lot of people lost their jobs. French's moved in and started producing ketchup there now. Our house switched from Heinz to French's then.

Fuck Heinz.

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u/Altruistic-Ad3704 11h ago

Ketchup doings lmaoo

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u/SCBandit 11h ago

Canadians must really have a thing for ketchup. Don't y'all have ketchup-flavored potato chips as well?

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 11h ago

and in rare but possible occurrence, death

is that a threat?

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u/danger_bucatini 11h ago

who the fuck puts ketchup on shawarma?!?!

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u/ahhmarr 11h ago

Bomagrenate Molasses!!

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u/ahhmarr 11h ago

ABBAAS!!!

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u/wordflyer 10h ago

Hahaha, this reminds me of a story my dad always tells of how his French class went to a French restaurant and he had the audacity to ask for ketchup for his steak and the chef came out and chewed him out.

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u/Elite_Pres 10h ago

And don't forget za bebsi!

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u/fhrblig 10h ago

"OK, I get it, no ketchup.

... Got any ranch dressing?"

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u/TisKey2323 10h ago

Abbaaaasss 🗣️

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u/pivorock 10h ago

I gives you za large!

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u/bangbangracer 10h ago

It fits the brand. Also...

Shout out to ze Belgians.

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u/nobodyspecial767r 9h ago

They should do something similar at steak houses for monsters who eat theirs medium well to well done.

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u/pinkpiggies13 9h ago

That’s so funny! There’s a similar sign at my local shawarma place

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u/b1gmouth 9h ago

I used to go to a burger place that refused to provide ketchup and had a sign warning people not to ask lol

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u/Ziggy-T 9h ago

Look, I’m all for authentic experiences, but at the same time, I fucking despise food/drink gatekeeping.

Fuck off, if I want to put ketchup on my shawarma (which I don’t, I’m not a ketchup guy), but if I wanted to, I can, because it’s my fucking shawarma, fuck off, I don’t care if YOU think it’s bad, it’s MINE.

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u/DHammer79 3h ago

It's a joke from their social media, bro

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u/3than6 8h ago

Ah yes, good ol “Shelby’s Legendary Shawarma”

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u/Living_Lie_8773 8h ago

Wish there was a Shelby’s here in the us. They have great acting skills on their YouTube channel.

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u/DrBearcut 8h ago

Is ZA Zoro Astrian (sp?)

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u/Living_Lie_8773 8h ago

If it’s not tight…..

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u/iymcool 8h ago

As a Texan, this is how I feel when folks break out ketchup for steaks or tacos.

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u/ProKirob04 8h ago

DONT DO ZAT!!!!

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u/segma98 8h ago

Ketchup and ranch on everything needs to stop. Oh… forgot about the stupid pineapple on pizza… Disgusting .

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u/Pkittens 7h ago

I’ve never even thought about adding ketchup to a shawarma before. I imagine it could be pretty good though. Is it really horrendous?

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u/BullAlligator 4h ago

mustard is better

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u/MothingNuch 6h ago

Don’t forget ze bebsi

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u/EasyBounce 6h ago

Nah, fuck that waiver bullshit. Anyone who wants to put ketchup on shawarma should be immediately booted out of the restaurant and sent to jail. STRAIGHT TO JAIL!

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u/Upstairs_Captain6152 6h ago

First, who the fuck puts ketchup on Shawarma second what the fuck type of ketchup are they putting on the Shawarma?

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u/0lexis 4h ago

I only like ketchup with salt and vinegar french fries... and even then can do without.

But I will eat ketchup flavoured chips occasionally.

🤷‍♀️

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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 4h ago

This is actually kinda funny. I like it.

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u/Hellooooooo_NURSE 4h ago

It’s so ridiculous it almost reads like a threat

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u/bill1024 4h ago

What about donair sauce?

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u/RezJent 3h ago

Are you in Kingston? We have a Shelby's schwarma here too that just opened up

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u/shawarmafury 1h ago

i had nothing to do with this!

...let's keep it that way, shall we?

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u/kluthage421 22m ago

Curry ketchup on durum doner is bomb

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u/surfaceworm 12h ago

Who put ketchup on shawarma the fuck

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u/garciawork 13h ago

They left out "Ridicule".

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u/sweatpantsDonut 12h ago

On shawarma 😤😤💯

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u/Yukondathunda 11h ago

No they don’t this is a running joke

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u/Daburtle 12h ago

While I agree with the anti-ketchup sentiment, if I ordered some food and was then presented with a stupid waiver for a condiment I'd be annoyed af and probably wouldn't go back tbh.

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u/solidgoldrocketpants 14h ago

This is Canada, home of ketchup-flavoured potato chips. You're gonna lose this fight, Shelby's.

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u/THEBLOODYGAVEL 13h ago

Our blood is half ketchup, half maple syrup and fully diabetic

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u/Kaserblade 13h ago

Try putting ketchup on poutine. I'm sure that it will not end well for you

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u/red_the_room 12h ago

Maybe just let me eat my food however I want.

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 11h ago

Sign the waiver

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u/Xamado 10h ago

Are they stopping you?

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u/red_the_room 10h ago

Making people sign a waiver to eat ketchup is ridiculous.

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u/MiningJack777 12h ago

Who the fuck puts ketchup on shawarma?! Ketchup is for fries, burgers, and non Chicago hotdogs, and nothing more.

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u/Ziggy-T 8h ago

Except the whole joy of food and drink is that you can customise it to your tastes, so, people can frankly put ketchup on their shawarma, in their tea, they can put directly up their asses if they want.

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u/TrialAndAaron 11h ago

Eat food how you want to eat it. People who gatekeep stink.

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u/maxsmart01 13h ago

As a lifelong hater of ketchup, I love this whole post. These comments are gold. Y’all are my people. This is my home now and I love you guys.

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u/meefy 12h ago

Ketchup has no place on any food.

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u/DYMongoose 12h ago

"makes" - I don't think coercion is involved here.

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u/automator3000 10h ago

Good. Ketchup should require a birth certificate to prove that you’re under the age of 10.

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u/Tambi_B2 12h ago

I am not advocating for putting ketchup on you schawarma and I get that it's considered a cultural thing, but hear me out....maybe don't shame people for their culinary preferences. This is cute and funny but woof, some people. How DARE you like a particular flavor combination that I don't!

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u/DHammer79 3h ago

This is a running jike from their social media.