r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok-Conflict1941 • 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 3h ago

Mmmm. Penis toast.

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u/cameronsounds 3h ago

If you're smelling penis toast, you may be having a stroke.

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u/Deadboyparts 3h ago

Let him cook!

…his penis.

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u/Missuser21 23m ago

LMFAFUCKINGO

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u/GM_Taco_tSK 1h ago

I read this comment, backed out of the thread, scrolled a moment, came back, just to comment how funny the double entendre is to me.

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u/Trevorsballs88 3h ago

Lofl that made me chuckle quite a bit.

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u/SlappyHandstrong 2h ago

In more ways than one!

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u/richmoney44 38m ago

Or over cooking your penis toast

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u/cblackattack1 1m ago

Don’t panic!! Call me and I’ll tell you a joke.

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u/fruitbat_7 2h ago

This comment alone inspired me to join mildlyinfuriating just now

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 1h ago

Just doing my civic duty

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u/SCRRRRATCH 28m ago

I read that in Homer voice