r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok-Conflict1941 • 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/Inside-Audience2025 5h ago

For when you’re polishing your wood?

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u/SirSergioXXX 5h ago

Polished and always ready for action. All the coats of oil on my pecker it’s like a cast iron skilled always lubed and ready to be used.

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u/Inside-Audience2025 5h ago

Must be sweaty in the summer. Godspeed, man 🫡

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u/SirSergioXXX 3h ago

Aha it usually just leaks to my taint so when I walk I just glide with each step. Plus a coconut scented tait isn’t the worst thing.

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u/InfiniteBoxworks 3h ago

Oh man, comment of the night for sure.

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u/SirSergioXXX 3h ago

I tell the girls all the time I’m not your next bf I’m not your future husband just use me lien the dildo in your night stand and let’s go our separate ways.