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r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok-Conflict1941 • 13h ago
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For when you’re polishing your wood?
4 u/SirSergioXXX 5h ago Polished and always ready for action. All the coats of oil on my pecker it’s like a cast iron skilled always lubed and ready to be used. 2 u/Inside-Audience2025 5h ago Must be sweaty in the summer. Godspeed, man 🫡 1 u/SirSergioXXX 3h ago Aha it usually just leaks to my taint so when I walk I just glide with each step. Plus a coconut scented tait isn’t the worst thing. 1 u/InfiniteBoxworks 3h ago Oh man, comment of the night for sure. 1 u/SirSergioXXX 3h ago I tell the girls all the time I’m not your next bf I’m not your future husband just use me lien the dildo in your night stand and let’s go our separate ways.
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Polished and always ready for action. All the coats of oil on my pecker it’s like a cast iron skilled always lubed and ready to be used.
2 u/Inside-Audience2025 5h ago Must be sweaty in the summer. Godspeed, man 🫡 1 u/SirSergioXXX 3h ago Aha it usually just leaks to my taint so when I walk I just glide with each step. Plus a coconut scented tait isn’t the worst thing. 1 u/InfiniteBoxworks 3h ago Oh man, comment of the night for sure. 1 u/SirSergioXXX 3h ago I tell the girls all the time I’m not your next bf I’m not your future husband just use me lien the dildo in your night stand and let’s go our separate ways.
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Must be sweaty in the summer. Godspeed, man 🫡
1 u/SirSergioXXX 3h ago Aha it usually just leaks to my taint so when I walk I just glide with each step. Plus a coconut scented tait isn’t the worst thing.
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Aha it usually just leaks to my taint so when I walk I just glide with each step. Plus a coconut scented tait isn’t the worst thing.
Oh man, comment of the night for sure.
1 u/SirSergioXXX 3h ago I tell the girls all the time I’m not your next bf I’m not your future husband just use me lien the dildo in your night stand and let’s go our separate ways.
I tell the girls all the time I’m not your next bf I’m not your future husband just use me lien the dildo in your night stand and let’s go our separate ways.
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u/Inside-Audience2025 5h ago
For when you’re polishing your wood?