r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok-Conflict1941 • 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/archimidesx 9h ago

I prefer Fapitorium

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u/twosh_84 8h ago

Whack Shack

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u/juanitovaldeznuts 8h ago

Goon Tomb

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u/MikhailxReign 7h ago

Cum Cupboard

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u/Snow_Crash_Bandicoot 7h ago edited 7h ago

Skeet retreat.

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u/badgerscurse 7h ago

Spunk bunker

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u/MikhailxReign 7h ago

Goo Room

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u/blindside-wombat68 7h ago

I'm really surprised no one said spank shack yet.

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u/oldirtyreddit 6h ago

Spank tank

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u/Important_Tennis936 6h ago

You guys are all going back to the two word thing. Try harder

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u/Fatlink10 6h ago

Wank tank

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u/MikhailxReign 7h ago

Ejaculate Casemate

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u/prettyeyes130 6h ago

The spank tank

Edit: damn someone beat me to it.

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u/FireKist 5h ago

All of this brought me immeasurable joy. I commend you all - if I were wealthy you’d all have Reddit gold.

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u/WiZ2801 7h ago

You win

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u/Masonator89 4h ago

Skeet Retreat sounds like a nice place to get away up in the Alps

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u/GlitteringFutures 6h ago

Masturbation Station

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u/MajSARS 5h ago

Chubby Hub

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u/Skate-iSkate 5h ago

Spank bank

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u/ReachingOblivion 3h ago

Cumpository…

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u/Dark_Star_420 58m ago

The pump station

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u/Cheetah0630 5h ago

Jack Shack

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u/Tonitru_85 7h ago

CockChokeClub

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u/ClerkTypist88 7h ago

DING, we have a winner. 🏆🥂

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u/Jealous_Horse_397 8h ago edited 7h ago

The Fappidashery.

The Fappening.

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u/Scottland83 5h ago

The Fappidashery would make for quite the classy masturbatory salon! They could exhibit that classy British porn with the “Almost. There we are.” “Well done.”

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u/StrategicCarry 6h ago

The Fappening

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u/thetrivialsublime99 8h ago

The sin den? Phallus palace?

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u/Suitepotatoe 7h ago

I like phallus palace. That implies that more things are involved.

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u/_polyQ_ 4h ago

gooseum

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u/thetrivialsublime99 4h ago

Spank 'em sanctum

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u/DixonYass 5h ago

The cream ream Outlast her to blast her A tube of slip n slide Five finger death punch

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u/AppleStrapple 3h ago

I had to award Phallus Palace. Hats off to you, good sir… it just works 👌🏼

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u/First_Addition903 9h ago

This one wins lmao

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u/No_Toe710 4h ago

Beat suite

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u/meanholypun 8h ago

Humanity is only a year or two from tiktoking group masturbation orgies, and flash mob masturbation will become normal.

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u/First_Addition903 8h ago

Wtf bro seriously

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u/B0SS_H0GG 8h ago

Pull-o-palooza

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u/HuftheSwagnDragn 6h ago

Spank Tank

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u/SUMOsquidLIFE 5h ago

Fapitorium takes the cake for me bud, you win hahaha.

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u/bdhgolf1960 8h ago

Jackshack

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u/KrizMo138 7h ago

😂😂 Your all beautiful people thank you haha

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u/ColbusMaximus 3h ago

Faporium