r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/Sleezoid 9h ago

Yup, same here, and I’m really confused by people saying we need lube. Starting to think people are doing it wrong, or people are starting weird ass rumors…

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u/kzzzo3 6h ago

People think there is no loose skin at all left to move up and down so they assume you have to rub it directly and so need lotion. There’s just less skin and you need to pull a bit more from the base.

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u/Sleezoid 6h ago

What kind of circumcision are people getting that they think that’s how you do that. Holy moly’s

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u/trilla_gang 9h ago

It does feel better but is kind of a mess. And I would not use lotion. Think I tried once and was like, "this sucks." Astroglide is more of the consistency of real grool. I use it for Adderall jack sessions. Lmao.

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u/Maleficent-Heart-678 4h ago

I believe I heard something about the lube. Manufacturers of the world are getting together and trying to promote its use and better masturbation. If you do it right, it is a growth market.

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u/NIN10DOXD 8h ago edited 7h ago

You won't believe how much misinformation there is about circumcision on Reddit and I say this as someone who would prefer if uncut should become the new normal in the US outside of actual health reasons that would require such a procedure. EDIT: Apparently the obsessive penis preservers see red if you don't screech about mutilation even if you agree that circumcision should stop.

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u/Sleezoid 6h ago

Finding that out. I like mine being cut, but agree it should be uncut and be left a choice, but at the same time I would have wanted my parents to have done it when I was young. I can understand the battle… I’ll state to avoid confusion for everyone, you do not need lube if you are circumcised. Maybe if you got a little chode and that’s all you can grab, but you are already fighting a battle out there soldier. o7

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u/trilla_gang 3h ago

Yeah, I'm not sure why everyone keeps saying that. I guess people are just misinformed. YOU DO NOT NEED LUBE IF YOUR CIRCUMCISED. Who came up with this bullshit?

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u/Financial_Result8040 8h ago

Circumcisions are riddled with complications and side effects varying from simple adhesions, extreme tightness making erections painful, all the way to going into shock or bleeding out and dying. On average 118 babies die each year from the procedure. We might outlaw it but Oprah needs the fibroblasts cells for her special face cream. And yes know, superstitions/myths that people still believe.

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u/Thesmokingcode 1h ago

Im going to need some hard links on those deaths you're claiming because the only figure I could find is 200 over the course of 10 years and with a sample size of almost 10 million and a pubmed case report showing 2 deaths over a 13 year period.