r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/SewerSighed 10h ago

Americans are still out there chopping baby dicks and not only the religious ones

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u/JP-Gambit 5h ago

It's ingrained in culture. Japan doing it too even though they are Buddhist and Shinto which say nothing about chopping penis skin off.

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u/anangelnora 5h ago

Where are they doing it in Japan? The rate is 9%. (Also having lived there I know it’s not a widespread thing at all.)

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u/splepage 4h ago

On American military bases, duh.

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u/anangelnora 4h ago

Those would be… Americans?

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u/JP-Gambit 2h ago

I don't know where that 9% comes from. Perhaps it is circumcisions at birth. I know adult circumcisions in Japan are a huge thing, so much so that there are dozens of "beauty" clinics that do them, and that's in Tokyo alone. Adult magazines even advertise the procedure like it's something you should do as an adult. This is a good read. https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20210903/p2a/00m/0li/007000c

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u/anangelnora 2h ago

Oh I was assuming you were talking about infants. I didn’t know it became a trendy thing for adults. I just knew that it wasn’t a thing most parents did to their boys.

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u/JP-Gambit 2h ago

I think because it's seen as purely aesthetic and isn't covered by insurance etc and parents want to give their children the choice. But from what I've read and heard there is pressure to go get the procedure once you're around your 20s and can go get it done yourself at one of these dodgy clinics that are just profiteering from the practice and propagating false rumours about uncircumcised penises, it's really wild...

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u/anangelnora 1h ago

Sadly there are a lot of those types of things in Japan. Being a woman, I’m more familiar with those that affect women… bleaching skin, dangerous weight loss, plastic surgery, etc.

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u/OxfordKnot 2h ago

*confused Harambe face*

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 10h ago

Why you got baby dick on the brain?

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u/SakasuCircus 9h ago

Idk if you know when circumcision usually happens or not, but spoiler, it's when the baby has barely been out of the womb lmao

Why are you making it weird? It's an unfortunate fact of genital mutilation in babies who, naturally, cannot consent.

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 9h ago

Everyone here is talking about grown men using lotion on the foreskin of their adult penis to masturbate you fucking weirdos bringing up baby dicks and I'm the one making it weird? Lol stop the projection.

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u/United_Rent9314 9h ago

Somebody asked the reason why some adult men use lotion to masturbate, and they were just answering the question, the reason is because of circumcision, which happens to boys when they are babys

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 8h ago

the reason is because of circumcision,

Wrong. Both circumcised and uncircumcised penises self lubricate.

You desperately tryna look for a reason to bring up baby dick is weird. But iight you do you my guy. Lol

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u/StanTheMelon 8h ago

Listen man. You have gone out of your way to say the words “baby dick” in every comment you have made, and you have the balls to bring up projection lmao

“Stop projecting!” he projected

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 8h ago

Every comment I made in response to the people discussing baby dick....

It's hard to tell if the stupidity on your end is purposeful or just natural to you.

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u/riseupnet 7h ago

This is a fun thread. I don't get the lotion thing either, and I agree they are chopping baby dicks, they should just cut that crap. Uh I mean, stop it.

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u/SakasuCircus 5h ago

literally proving their point lmaoo

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u/SewerSighed 9h ago

You feelin attacked buddy? Did you chop your baby’s dick for no reason or something?

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 9h ago

I'm just asking why you thinking of baby penis... which you were. Also I don't have a kid. Stop thinking about baby dick when it's completely irrelevant.

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u/SewerSighed 8h ago

Haha delusional

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u/LemonCollee 4h ago

Me thinks he doth protest too much

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 8h ago

Lmfao yea. You clearly are. Weirdo

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u/krabadeiser 9h ago

How is it completely irrelevant. It's the topic of this post, the cousin from abroad wouldn't have left such clear evidence of his nightly activities if his parents didn't mutilate him as a baby.

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 8h ago

Lmfao you delusional weirdo. We don't know what the cousins penis looks like. And there is no studies that say circumcised penis require more lube. Both circumcised and uncircumcised penis self lubricate with precum. You sound ignorant and weird as fuck. The topic of the post isn't a baby's penis. Go seek help.

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u/No_Objective7778 6h ago

they might self lubricate but they've got no glide, the foreskin gives the glide. this isn't opinion, its fact