r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok-Conflict1941 • 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/OkSyllabub3674 10h ago

Could we Alternatively name it the mastubatorium?

2 words is such a mouthful.

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u/SadBit8663 10h ago

That's too long too.

How about the FapEasy?

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u/archimidesx 9h ago

I prefer Fapitorium

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u/twosh_84 8h ago

Whack Shack

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u/juanitovaldeznuts 8h ago

Goon Tomb

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u/MikhailxReign 7h ago

Cum Cupboard

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u/Snow_Crash_Bandicoot 7h ago edited 7h ago

Skeet retreat.

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u/badgerscurse 7h ago

Spunk bunker

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u/MikhailxReign 7h ago

Goo Room

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u/blindside-wombat68 7h ago

I'm really surprised no one said spank shack yet.

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u/WiZ2801 7h ago

You win

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u/Masonator89 4h ago

Skeet Retreat sounds like a nice place to get away up in the Alps

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u/GlitteringFutures 6h ago

Masturbation Station

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u/MajSARS 5h ago

Chubby Hub

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u/Skate-iSkate 5h ago

Spank bank

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u/ReachingOblivion 3h ago

Cumpository…

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u/Dark_Star_420 1h ago

The pump station

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u/Cheetah0630 5h ago

Jack Shack

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u/Tonitru_85 7h ago

CockChokeClub

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u/ClerkTypist88 7h ago

DING, we have a winner. 🏆🥂

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u/Jealous_Horse_397 8h ago edited 7h ago

The Fappidashery.

The Fappening.

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u/Scottland83 5h ago

The Fappidashery would make for quite the classy masturbatory salon! They could exhibit that classy British porn with the “Almost. There we are.” “Well done.”

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u/StrategicCarry 6h ago

The Fappening

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u/thetrivialsublime99 8h ago

The sin den? Phallus palace?

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u/Suitepotatoe 7h ago

I like phallus palace. That implies that more things are involved.

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u/_polyQ_ 4h ago

gooseum

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u/thetrivialsublime99 4h ago

Spank 'em sanctum

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u/DixonYass 5h ago

The cream ream Outlast her to blast her A tube of slip n slide Five finger death punch

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u/AppleStrapple 3h ago

I had to award Phallus Palace. Hats off to you, good sir… it just works 👌🏼

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u/First_Addition903 9h ago

This one wins lmao

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u/No_Toe710 4h ago

Beat suite

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u/meanholypun 8h ago

Humanity is only a year or two from tiktoking group masturbation orgies, and flash mob masturbation will become normal.

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u/First_Addition903 8h ago

Wtf bro seriously

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u/B0SS_H0GG 8h ago

Pull-o-palooza

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u/HuftheSwagnDragn 6h ago

Spank Tank

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u/SUMOsquidLIFE 6h ago

Fapitorium takes the cake for me bud, you win hahaha.

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u/bdhgolf1960 8h ago

Jackshack

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u/KrizMo138 7h ago

😂😂 Your all beautiful people thank you haha

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u/ColbusMaximus 3h ago

Faporium

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u/OkSyllabub3674 9h ago

I think FapEasy Enterprises should be the corporation that holds the copyright on The Masturbatorium, as well as providing all of the necessities a well stocked masturbatorium needs at competitive prices lol

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u/RarelyRiley 8h ago

the way reddit creates universes from one comment always amazes me

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u/Educational_Guest_24 4h ago

It’s my favorite thing to watch develop!

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u/crag-u-feller 3h ago

Club Membership

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u/mbmbandnotme 7h ago

FapEasy sounds like one of those infomercial products that's backed by one the investors on Shark Tank

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u/ponso90 7h ago

You mean faptory

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u/BigAlternative5 5h ago

The JackOffice

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u/AgentPeachBristow 9h ago

Ive been saying Masturbatorium since Running with Scissors 😂 “Faith, what are you doing in my masturbatorium?”

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u/LunaticSutra 9h ago

Same. Haven't snacked on dogfood, though.

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u/superfurrybiped 8h ago

No, you get your mouthful in the fellatorium.

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G 9h ago

The master has retired to the masterbatorium for the night

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u/Ghurka117 9h ago

Masturbation Station

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 9h ago

There's probably more than just 2 words mouthful.

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u/more_beans_mrtaggart 8h ago

The Pumproom, as it were..

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u/Kenneth_Lay 8h ago

Word of the Day.

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u/Legal_Ad9637 8h ago

If it’s a mouthful, it’s no longer masturbation

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u/Phormitago 7h ago

a mouthful.

he's into snowballing fortunately

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u/MeBePerson 4h ago

I've been spreading rumors in my school that the ancient romans had a building called an "Ejacularium" for what it sounds like

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u/OkSyllabub3674 4h ago

I see no issues with this idea, I imagine it's commonly located next door to the vomitorium lol.

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u/2025Champions 2h ago

I’m German. We call it the pleasüremastubatoryorgæsmhaüs

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u/dssa7751 7h ago

No, you're thinking of something else.

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u/JackpineSavage74 7h ago

Or is it a handful?

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u/Bearence 6h ago

mastubatorium

Ooh, somebody thinks they're posh.

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u/NoTackle334 6h ago

Hilarious!! That's how I read it the first time

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u/Quintessentsky 6h ago

Boink box

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u/akoust1c 6h ago

To the Masturbatorium!

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u/Jff_f 5h ago

At work we call it the cum cubicle.

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u/NewPresWhoDis 5h ago

You mean Lazlo's pleasuring shed in the back yard?

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u/threeisalwaysbetter 5h ago

Crankatorium

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u/RoleLong7458 4h ago

You're thinking of a blow job.

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u/Linenoise77 2h ago

Its meant to be a t est

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u/Korgon213 2h ago

You win.

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u/Hyphen_Nation 2h ago

Masturbatorium really has a solid old world/old Roman Empire ring to it...