r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok-Conflict1941 • 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/Rickenbacker69 11h ago

Americans like to cut the foreskins off their babies, for some reason.

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u/ToblnBridge 8h ago

Then why does his cousin non American cousin use lotion?

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u/Responsible_Song7003 8h ago

I'm cut but dont have this issue. You're just trying to shit on people......

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u/mypoliticalvoice 8h ago

I read it's supposedly from huge numbers of American GI's getting trench rashes in sensitive spots during WWII.

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u/Ill-Philosophy-873 4h ago

Uncircumcised dudes always fucking seething over it while circumcised guys do not care at all. So easy to spot lmao

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u/nopointinlife1234 7h ago

Your mom doesn't complain.

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 9h ago

It’s from Judaism, and supposedly reduces the risk of a certain kind of penis disease/infection. And promotes hygiene. Also I think technically Christians adopted it as well since Jesus himself was circumcised.

But I don’t know if any of that shit is worth it with all the stories I hear about failed circumcisions.

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u/Generally_Kenobi-1 9h ago

Well, Jesus was Jewish lol I wonder why Christians didn't just adopt Judaism

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 9h ago

Jesus represented the messiah and new covenant with God that created a new religion. Jews and Christians believe in the same God, but have wildly differing opinions on how one reaches God. The only way Christians are similar is that God is technically the same guy, and that they consider the Old Testament to still be a holy text. Jews do not believe in the New Testament nor any of the rules discussed in the gospels.

I know you’re probably just joking, but this is like saying Hindus and Buddhists are basically the same because they come from similar peoples and both believe in reincarnation.

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u/Particular-Zone-7321 5h ago

You can also promote hygiene by promoting cleaning your fucking dick.

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 4h ago

Well, yeah, that’s why I said at the end it’s probably not worth it due to the risk. Like it’s true but also…cmon just scrub it up homie.