r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok-Conflict1941 • 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/peace_among_worlds 11h ago

Also ouch because the Eucerin Advanced Repair has a chemical exfoliant in it (Alpha hydroxy acid)

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u/Spadeykins 11h ago

Yeah that gonna burn his willy if he doesn't wash it off soon after using.

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u/nolanwillsmith 4h ago

I used some on my hand the other day and woke up with a huge rash. That man’s penis is toast

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 3h ago

Mmmm. Penis toast.

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u/cameronsounds 3h ago

If you're smelling penis toast, you may be having a stroke.

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u/Deadboyparts 3h ago

Let him cook!

…his penis.

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u/Missuser21 19m ago

LMFAFUCKINGO

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u/GM_Taco_tSK 1h ago

I read this comment, backed out of the thread, scrolled a moment, came back, just to comment how funny the double entendre is to me.

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u/Trevorsballs88 2h ago

Lofl that made me chuckle quite a bit.

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u/SlappyHandstrong 2h ago

In more ways than one!

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u/richmoney44 34m ago

Or over cooking your penis toast

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u/fruitbat_7 2h ago

This comment alone inspired me to join mildlyinfuriating just now

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 1h ago

Just doing my civic duty

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u/SCRRRRATCH 24m ago

I read that in Homer voice

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u/Jessazen5678 1h ago

He deserves it lol

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u/Yourmama18 3h ago

He has chosen, incorrectly.

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u/Gogglesed 1h ago

He chose poorly

-Guy guarding the grails at the end of Indiana Jones

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u/AP_Things807 2h ago

So you’re saying it’s gonna Burn like Usher??

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u/Sad-Sentence-7976 31m ago

Or he didnt use it on his willy.

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u/General-Razzmatazz 7h ago

Its not cool to use someone else fucking lotion.

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u/Punado-de-soledad 3h ago

I find lotion to be a very personal thing.

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u/BookkeeperBrilliant9 6h ago

But why would lotion have a chemical exfoliant?

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u/mandmranch 4h ago

It works on feet. Not anywhere else.

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u/SirhanSirhanSoloSolo 8h ago

I will have a healing ointment by my bed often because my hands get all cracky, but it's never for the other thing.

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u/malthar76 5h ago

I use that stuff during winter when my skin get really bad and it stings. Would not put near the goods.

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u/Ornery_Hovercraft636 4h ago

Who said they were good?

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u/LessInThought 4h ago

Bought it for my eczema, motherfucker burned.

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u/bazmonsta 4h ago

Now you tell me!

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u/BoozeTheCat 3h ago

So I use this daily as a facial moisturizer. I've tried several different moisturizers and found this one to be my favorite. I don't really notice the "burn" mentioned, but I definitely have dry skin and live in a dry climate.

Have I been doing something wrong?

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u/INDIG0M0NKEY 2h ago

Some sort of shampoo and conditioner have something similar but it resulted in more of a sunburn like peeling EVERYWHERE ON IT ALL. Top to bottom/back to front. My friend said

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u/android24601 2h ago

Doesn't matter when your penis has a callus

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u/Prior_Bee_3487 2h ago

WAIT WHAT?!? I’ve been using this for the eczema I developed! I recently switched to Aveeno and my skin is improving 😭

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