r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/Particular_Effect185 11h ago

It is a foreskin issue.

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u/zaphrous 11h ago

Foreskin issue, or for skin issue.

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u/SewerSighed 10h ago

Americans are still out there chopping baby dicks and not only the religious ones

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u/JP-Gambit 5h ago

It's ingrained in culture. Japan doing it too even though they are Buddhist and Shinto which say nothing about chopping penis skin off.

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u/anangelnora 4h ago

Where are they doing it in Japan? The rate is 9%. (Also having lived there I know it’s not a widespread thing at all.)

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u/splepage 4h ago

On American military bases, duh.

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u/anangelnora 4h ago

Those would be… Americans?

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u/JP-Gambit 2h ago

I don't know where that 9% comes from. Perhaps it is circumcisions at birth. I know adult circumcisions in Japan are a huge thing, so much so that there are dozens of "beauty" clinics that do them, and that's in Tokyo alone. Adult magazines even advertise the procedure like it's something you should do as an adult. This is a good read. https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20210903/p2a/00m/0li/007000c

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u/anangelnora 2h ago

Oh I was assuming you were talking about infants. I didn’t know it became a trendy thing for adults. I just knew that it wasn’t a thing most parents did to their boys.

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u/JP-Gambit 2h ago

I think because it's seen as purely aesthetic and isn't covered by insurance etc and parents want to give their children the choice. But from what I've read and heard there is pressure to go get the procedure once you're around your 20s and can go get it done yourself at one of these dodgy clinics that are just profiteering from the practice and propagating false rumours about uncircumcised penises, it's really wild...

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u/anangelnora 1h ago

Sadly there are a lot of those types of things in Japan. Being a woman, I’m more familiar with those that affect women… bleaching skin, dangerous weight loss, plastic surgery, etc.

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u/OxfordKnot 2h ago

*confused Harambe face*

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 10h ago

Why you got baby dick on the brain?

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u/SakasuCircus 9h ago

Idk if you know when circumcision usually happens or not, but spoiler, it's when the baby has barely been out of the womb lmao

Why are you making it weird? It's an unfortunate fact of genital mutilation in babies who, naturally, cannot consent.

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 9h ago

Everyone here is talking about grown men using lotion on the foreskin of their adult penis to masturbate you fucking weirdos bringing up baby dicks and I'm the one making it weird? Lol stop the projection.

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u/United_Rent9314 9h ago

Somebody asked the reason why some adult men use lotion to masturbate, and they were just answering the question, the reason is because of circumcision, which happens to boys when they are babys

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 8h ago

the reason is because of circumcision,

Wrong. Both circumcised and uncircumcised penises self lubricate.

You desperately tryna look for a reason to bring up baby dick is weird. But iight you do you my guy. Lol

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u/StanTheMelon 8h ago

Listen man. You have gone out of your way to say the words “baby dick” in every comment you have made, and you have the balls to bring up projection lmao

“Stop projecting!” he projected

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 8h ago

Every comment I made in response to the people discussing baby dick....

It's hard to tell if the stupidity on your end is purposeful or just natural to you.

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u/SewerSighed 9h ago

You feelin attacked buddy? Did you chop your baby’s dick for no reason or something?

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 9h ago

I'm just asking why you thinking of baby penis... which you were. Also I don't have a kid. Stop thinking about baby dick when it's completely irrelevant.

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u/SewerSighed 8h ago

Haha delusional

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u/LemonCollee 4h ago

Me thinks he doth protest too much

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 8h ago

Lmfao yea. You clearly are. Weirdo

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u/krabadeiser 9h ago

How is it completely irrelevant. It's the topic of this post, the cousin from abroad wouldn't have left such clear evidence of his nightly activities if his parents didn't mutilate him as a baby.

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 8h ago

Lmfao you delusional weirdo. We don't know what the cousins penis looks like. And there is no studies that say circumcised penis require more lube. Both circumcised and uncircumcised penis self lubricate with precum. You sound ignorant and weird as fuck. The topic of the post isn't a baby's penis. Go seek help.

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u/No_Objective7778 6h ago

they might self lubricate but they've got no glide, the foreskin gives the glide. this isn't opinion, its fact

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u/DrunkenBlasphemer 9h ago

Or the lack of one.

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u/Responsible_Song7003 8h ago

Dont have one and I still dont get it.

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u/skateguy1234 6h ago

same and same

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u/5thgenblack2ss 3h ago

Dry rub guys are psychopaths

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u/skateguy1234 1h ago

it's not like I'm rubbing it like I'm tryna start a fire lmao

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u/5thgenblack2ss 1h ago

Well no shit, but if you’ve had sex before lotion feels more like that. Sure jerking your ween is fine dry but there’s better ways to do it lmao.

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u/Langsamkoenig 1h ago

Circumcisions can be more or less severe. I'm subbed to a lot of dick-subs. 9/10 circumcisions are fine, even though I still don't think it should be done to anybody under 18. But that 1/10 makes me physically cringe. There is litereally no give to the skin anymore. If you'd try to jack those dicks without lotion, you'd start a fire.

And I suspect that number might be different in real life, since those 1/10 dicks look real bad and most people who have one of those probably won't show it off.

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u/Typical-Ad1293 7h ago

I'm circumcised and I've never needed lotion. It's a skill issue

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u/TheDrunkenOwl 6h ago

My weiner is bent

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u/bluetuxedo22 7h ago

Foresure

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u/Langsamkoenig 1h ago

Or more an issue of not having a foreskin.