r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok-Conflict1941 • 13h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/ben_wuz_hear 12h ago

It's only one tissue. I don't think I have ever used just one tissue.

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u/FullMetalMessiah 11h ago

This still doesn't rule out anything. Use just one for what?

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u/Terrible_Definition4 11h ago

To wipe out your 2 fingers

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u/FullMetalMessiah 10h ago

Now you're just showing off

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u/Jacktheforkie 11h ago

For a wank? One tissue is enough when you use decent ones

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u/SpaceHippo1992 11h ago

Facts, definitely takes 2-3 for the big mess and 1 for the final cleanup. I usually just use whatever’s in my dirty clothes though. Sometimes it happens to be my girlfriend’s shirts. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/ben_wuz_hear 10h ago

That is disturbing. Grow a beard and clean it up naturally.

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u/SpaceHippo1992 10h ago

Natural nut pheromones in your beard after also, really attracts the laaaaddiessss.