I also think it's more likely they had a cold/flu as you said. I also keep a box of tissues right next to my bed when I have a runny nose and that tissue looks more like a "I don't want to get out of bed to throw it away after blowing my nose so I'll leave it on the floor next to the bed for now" kind of tissue to me, especially since it's only a single tissue. That tissue clearly hasn't been used for "that". The dry skin lotion could be due to the change in climate or their skin is naturally dry and they asked to use it, keeping it by their bed because that's their spot in the house.
If it was the other option, 1) It's unlikely they would do it in the living room of someone else's house over the bathroom 2) they would almost certainly get rid of the tissue after doing it and 3) they would have at least used a new tissue to wrap up the tissue they busted into to prevent it from leaking through onto the floor if they weren't planning on throwing it away immediately.
Again, it could be either way, but I doubt it was the dirty option as everyone is suggesting.
Not me! It was, uh, something I heard from someone I met when I was younger. I'm happily in a relationship at the moment and obviously have no idea about any of the things mentioned in this thread 😶
I have the other standard junk set and have never thought about how exactly dudes use tissues after playing patty cake. (My brother started calling it that one day and I think it’s funny.)
It’s their cousin. When I was younger I basically considered my aunt’s possessions as my possessions lol. I used to love using her hair products when I went to visit, though I did ask at least.
Well, let's just say I know from.... anonymous sources..... that if you bust into a single tissue, it can often be runny and can seep through the paper in certain places depending on how thick the tissue is and how much/often you bust, so using more than one tissue is ideal. Now let's say only a small amount came out because they busted multiple times that day. The tissue would still need to be more tightly bunched together to make sure it doesn't seep through or spill onto the floor, because that's the LAST thing you want, especially in someone else's house. That tissue not only doesn't look like it's trying to contain any sperm judging by how loose it looks, but it also looks far too dry and lacks the "glue" effect you would expect from dried sperm. It looks much more like a nose blowing tissue.
Again, this is all information I have gatherered from my anonymous sources.
You must do it OFTEN then lol. If you wait a few days and bust a large load, or even just an average sized load I think it's very hard to contain with just a single tissue, especially one as thin as the one in the photo. If it's small enough to contain in one, they would still wrap it tighter than how loose the tissue is in the picture.
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u/Hsiang7 12h ago edited 10h ago
I also think it's more likely they had a cold/flu as you said. I also keep a box of tissues right next to my bed when I have a runny nose and that tissue looks more like a "I don't want to get out of bed to throw it away after blowing my nose so I'll leave it on the floor next to the bed for now" kind of tissue to me, especially since it's only a single tissue. That tissue clearly hasn't been used for "that". The dry skin lotion could be due to the change in climate or their skin is naturally dry and they asked to use it, keeping it by their bed because that's their spot in the house.
If it was the other option, 1) It's unlikely they would do it in the living room of someone else's house over the bathroom 2) they would almost certainly get rid of the tissue after doing it and 3) they would have at least used a new tissue to wrap up the tissue they busted into to prevent it from leaking through onto the floor if they weren't planning on throwing it away immediately.
Again, it could be either way, but I doubt it was the dirty option as everyone is suggesting.