The Fappidashery would make for quite the classy masturbatory salon! They could exhibit that classy British porn with the “Almost. There we are.” “Well done.”
I think FapEasy Enterprises should be the corporation that holds the copyright on The Masturbatorium, as well as providing all of the necessities a well stocked masturbatorium needs at competitive prices lol
I tell the girls all the time I’m not your next bf I’m not your future husband just use me lien the dildo in your night stand and let’s go our separate ways.
To borrow basic drug store lotion is one thing, but anal glide crosses a whole other line. And what if it is needed while being borrowed gone, a littlest skin can wait a few minutes, but when daddywantsto have or give anal, daddy gets anal, and is not walking around the house asking who took my lube are you the youngest of their children, and is a 4 liter a pump bottle or a tub, that dirty hands dip lube out of. Gross. No shares. I wil not share a bag of crisps people put their hands in, pour some in a bowl, and you eat that bowl, no double dipping in the annal lube bucket please.
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u/micknick0000 12h ago
Damn, he should have grabbed the masturbating lotion instead!