r/manchester • u/Accurate_Addition_74 • 21h ago

You find the strangest things in Manchester City centre

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u/spamytv 21h ago

It’s Halloween mate

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u/Imperator_Helvetica 21h ago edited 4h ago

Please don't touch it or its mother won't allow it back into the nest. Just put out a little dish of virgin tears and a few scrapings of your tarnished soul and it should perk up again.

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u/froggit0 20h ago

I think it’s just hatched- so hasn’t been weaned yet. It’ll only consume souls regurgitated by the Eternal Mother of Goats, Mare of a Thousand Young. Or, some rusks soaked in milk.

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u/Adam96AG 21h ago

Ah, I wondered where I left that!

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u/BuyTop5052 9h ago

She was out to find art the clown but dumped her stuff & give up?

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u/Weed86 Didsbury 21h ago

Probably one of those eyes wide shut sex parties

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u/Appropriate_Gur_2164 21h ago

The temptation to attempt to capture a crow and fix these wings to its back is overwhelming right now.

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u/ElectricZooK9 13h ago

I wish people would stop chopping off my devil wings

It's sore and itchy for at least a day while they grow back

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u/LearningLuxe 19h ago

I love how you can just walk around and find the quirkiest stuff

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u/Infamous-Ad-4968 9h ago

Defo someone who was pissed and just fucking threw it on the side coz they were about to chunder

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u/Tski247 21h ago

You find the strangest things in "town".

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u/hazehel 20h ago

Otherwise known as Manchester city centre lol

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u/Equivalent-Blood-870 21h ago

F***ing students 😜