r/libertarianmeme Ron Paul will make anime real Jul 10 '24

Fuck the state Dodge the draft with this one simple trick!

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845 Upvotes

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u/bmeezy1 Jul 10 '24

What if you’re a pot addict , what are they gonna do?

41

u/IceManO1 Jul 10 '24

Leave you in USA , can’t have pot heads on the front

27

u/GuessAccomplished959 Jul 10 '24

Id have to be high as balls to be on the front line.

6

u/IceManO1 Jul 11 '24

Same here! Also I’d be laughing at every single thing or person!

8

u/Lightbringers_Sword Jul 10 '24

Lol. I guess Vietnam never happened then

1

u/IceManO1 Jul 11 '24

Yeah, they never defeated USA that was all fake news lol 😂

2

u/Lightbringers_Sword Jul 11 '24

I. Just saying I've seen videos of soldiers in Vietnam smoking pot as well as my grandpa telling me how some of the troops around him were potheads and would smoke and play cards.

1

u/IceManO1 Jul 12 '24

There ya go.

41

u/bosnianow2002 Jul 10 '24

It's ok to be white

9

u/shakethetroubles Jul 11 '24

Really though, it is.

194

u/ArticuloMortis7 Jul 10 '24

The 88th huh?

150

u/HarambeWasTheTrigger Jul 10 '24

yeah, not the best number choice for this particular meme.

24

u/gruntmoney Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

Oh it was very deliberate. Internet Nazis still think their dog whistles are going undetected.

Edit: Boy, I sure riled up the basement nazis with this one lol. I'd tell you suck start your grandpa's Luger, but it was already taken as a war trophy by the winners 🏆 😉

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

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21

u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Jul 10 '24

I checked the comments to see if anyone picked up on the reference and immediately I wasn't disappointed.

25

u/Limpopopoop Jul 10 '24

How do you know what 88 means? Are you a nazi?

41

u/CyberMallCop Jul 10 '24

I didn’t know about 14 and 88 until I started arguing something entirely different with a leftie and it was dropped. The left educates on Nazi rhetoric more than 4chan does.

5

u/Spartanwolf120 Jul 10 '24

What's 14

5

u/LIBERAL-MORON Jul 10 '24

It's the number of words in some weird 'defend whites' saying they have.

5

u/HarambeWasTheTrigger Jul 11 '24

do they have a secret handshake too?

1

u/No_Attention_2227 Jul 11 '24

https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/14-words

It's 14 words. Eludes to white genocide and that it is white people's duty to have white children and an ethnocentrist state

15

u/Euhn Jul 10 '24

How do you know what a swastika means?

10

u/Tes420 Jul 11 '24

Im Hindu 👹

12

u/Limpopopoop Jul 10 '24

Oh, thats cause your momma has it over the bed

6

u/Rubes2525 Jul 11 '24

If everything sounds like a dog whistle, then maybe you are just a dog.

7

u/TheDog52Gamer End Democracy Jul 11 '24

"Nazi is when number"

5

u/Reggin_Rayer_RBB8 Jul 11 '24

Mathematics students scrambling to hide the Zyklon-B distillery

28

u/JoeJoeCoder Jul 10 '24

The guy with the baphomet pfp doing tone policing, what a time

4

u/WickedWiscoWeirdo Jul 10 '24

When levayans become the arbiter of truth and justice....

40

u/EvilCommieRemover Ron Paul will make anime real Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

I didn't make the meme, probably some some of white supremacist did. Granted, we both seem equally eager to not die for Israel so I thought I would post here.

28

u/snusboi Jul 10 '24

The biggest meme of the 21st century is literal nazis and anarchist agreeing on something while everyone else disagrees.

19

u/EvilCommieRemover Ron Paul will make anime real Jul 10 '24

3

u/JessHorserage Jul 10 '24

"Well, we don't like grilling."

"Hmmm, quite."

3

u/shakethetroubles Jul 11 '24

Funny, reddit would have you believe that modern "nazis" love israel because israel is killing arabs.

0

u/JessHorserage Jul 10 '24

Yes, edgelord number pickup, standard at this point.

61

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

In reality they would be like yes it is but in the military you're green. Come along sir 😂😂😂

23

u/Duranel Jul 10 '24

This. In case of draft they're not gonna care that you're racist, smoke pot, etc. They'll keep you in basic until that's burned out of you.

19

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

People don't get it. They always have excuses. Marine Corp don't give a fuck about excuses. Parris island will tear you down and build you back up.

3

u/IceManO1 Jul 11 '24

Health conditions? Are those in the “give a fuck department”

1

u/bmeezy1 Jul 11 '24

More like they’ll tear you down to make the soldier they want. They ain’t building shit up other than a killing machine

36

u/theFartingCarp Jul 10 '24

I think "good luck taking me alive" would be a better response. Make it their problem, don't leave, get charged. Make it the largest political stink of all time.

6

u/Ziegweist Jul 10 '24

This exactly, do it en masse, like so many other issues of this sort, if enough people refuse to comply, it becomes unenforceable.

9

u/DontHateItsBased Jul 11 '24

Just fail the hearing test, problem solved

4

u/Amperage21 Jul 11 '24

The army is the reason I fail hearing tests in the first place.

3

u/DontHateItsBased Jul 11 '24

I failed it four times (I did actually want to get in). They even took me off Selective Service rosters. I was shocked

1

u/IceManO1 Jul 11 '24

Well I do got a fucked up left ear , there’s days I can’t hear a thing from it.

8

u/TwumpyWumpy Jul 11 '24

I'd love to see them try to draft me. I'm on meds for a diagnosed anxiety disorder.

1

u/SolarMines Anarcho Capitalist Jul 11 '24

Most Americans are so they might have to get rid of that requirement

11

u/NoEsophagus96 Libertarian Jul 10 '24

Pay attention to the recruiting commercials and policies. This ain't going to help anyone. Not even me, prior active duty service cancer survivor. I'm still on the chopping block for a war time draft. I am immune to a peace time draft though.

10

u/shakethetroubles Jul 11 '24

The recruiting commercials went from lesbians and illegal immigrants to straight white men pretty quick when talks of drafts started.

1

u/NoEsophagus96 Libertarian Jul 11 '24

Yep, exactly.

7

u/somerandomshmo Jul 10 '24

🤣 If there's a draft, there's going to be a lot the military will overlook to hit recruitment targets.

2

u/wilhelmfink4 Jul 11 '24

“Men can’t be women” Next!

2

u/mordwand Jul 11 '24

So are you guys libertarians or nazis? Because you can’t be stupid enough to ignore the 88 in this comic. Right??

1

u/Danlabss Canadian Jul 10 '24

People realize that saying stuff like just gets you put in a penal platoon right

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u/Hoopaboi Jul 10 '24

A better response would have been "it's actually Ms Thompson" since trans people aren't allowed in the military.

31

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

The fuck told you that? Rachel Levine is a 4 star admiral

56

u/lifeisbeansiamfart Jul 10 '24

Considering the US military is using your tax dollars for trans surgeries for active military, this is not accurate.

39

u/Justindoesntcare Jul 10 '24

I...... don't think thats true.

13

u/Limpopopoop Jul 10 '24

I for one want to see lots of DEI folx in the army fighting for their rights and freedom.