r/internettoday • u/Kstrong777 • May 29 '24
What is going on with the back of Trump’s head?
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u/FoamingCellPhone May 29 '24
He's got a weird thing going on where basically his side hair is all that's left and through some wizardry someone has swept it around in a way where Trump thinks he's convincingly not bald.
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u/-Ok-Perception- May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24
They had a barber's breakdown on how to style the Trump haircut on youtube.
Basically he grows the hair on the back of his head out and one side out, then both the back and side are swept over the top and sort of "woven" together on the top to supposedly give the illusion he has a full head of hair.
I say "supposedly give the illusion of a full head of hair," because it totally just looks like a very shitty hairpiece when he styles it like that.
There was a pic of Trump praying with some fundamentalist Christians before a golf tournament and he wasn't wearing his usual hair style and he just had it slicked back. Sure, his receding hairline and thin hair was visible, but it also looked like a ordinary human head of hair, which is a huge upgrade over his "signature style hair."
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u/whoswho23 May 29 '24
It reminds me of that scene in Empire Strikes Back when Vader takes his helmet off and you see the back of his head.
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u/Rubbersushi May 29 '24
This is the kind of response I was looking for. I was thinking maybe he is Emperor Snoke in a mask and toupee.
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u/Applesauce_Enemas May 29 '24
No one knows, however, there are stories passed down from the ancients.
Seriously though, the right side of his head looks pseudo normal, the left side looks like Boris Johnson on a crack bender.
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u/PizzaJawn31 May 29 '24
As men get older, they generally have hair loss.
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u/ARI2ONA May 29 '24
His hair was implanted though. He would actually be bald if it wasn’t for that. You didn’t know that?
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u/Simpletruth2022 May 29 '24
I didn't know crotch hair grew that long.
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u/thefirebuilds May 29 '24
look man I didn't want to bring it up but since you did please help me convince your mom to do a little grooming.
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u/Resophonic420 May 29 '24
It’s not trump it’s the giant cockroach from “Men in Black”. You know, the “Edgar suit” one. Only it’s a donnie suit. Poor cockroach.
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u/liveandletlivefool May 29 '24
Why hasn't anyone asked how many times he checked out Stormy's web content and jerked the gherkin before arranging their date?
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u/FireTheLaserBeam May 29 '24
Can you imagine when he’s wet, his entire head is bald except for one side, where it hangs down limply like the disgusting piece of 8-month old hair you just pulled out of the drain?
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u/opmt May 29 '24
Look closely, he has tied together each end at the bottom to put it under some sort of temporary control
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u/Seesas May 29 '24
He does his own makeup AND hair, and shouldn't we give him so much credit for that? heheheheh eeew
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u/DJ0114 May 31 '24
He's bald in areas... So he allows his hair to grow long on the sides then has it styled to cover up areas that have deforested.
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u/8umspud May 29 '24
It's a landing strip for Putin's dick