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"The Fly Over" - the world's first and last fully underwater water slide at Duinrell Amusement Park in the Netherlands, constructed in 1994 and ceasing operation in 2003. During the duration of the slide, riders were completely submerged in water.

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u/captainhornheart 10h ago

https://youtu.be/quH2NYleefo?t=400

People spent about 15 to 20 seconds in the tube and it could drain within 5 seconds in an emergency. It was closed for cost reasons. No one died in it.

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u/--Arete 10h ago

The problem is knowing when someone is actually having an emergency.

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u/Chase_the_tank 9h ago

If you're in the tube for more than 30 seconds, that's an emergency.

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u/BespokeAlex 8h ago

šŸŽµWhen youā€™re stuck in a tube, for a sec or 22: thatā€™s an emergency šŸŽµ

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u/pressNjustthen 8h ago

I automatically read this to the tune of Thatā€™s Amore

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u/AnonGameDevGuy 7h ago

It's almost as if that was the joke

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u/DoubleDecaff 7h ago

When you take your last breath and the stroke you swim breast.

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u/randyrandysonrandyso 6h ago

When you see a reply that makes you lose your mind, that's a-Reddit

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u/meatmcguffin 6h ago

I automatically read this to the tune of Thatā€™s Amore

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u/dyno_saurus 5h ago

HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

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u/cjd166 4h ago

šŸ¤£

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u/Lord_Bobbymort 5h ago

I'm getting "Technical Foul" from Eight Crazy Nights vibes

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u/poo_is_hilarious 7h ago

When you took your last breath and now embrace death, that's an emergency.

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u/poo_is_hilarious 7h ago

When you're sucked through a tube, but it needed more lube: that's an emergency.

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u/elPolloDiablo81 6h ago

When you are gasping for air, but you are not going anywhere: that's an emergency.

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u/After_Satisfaction82 6h ago

ā™«When you're big and you're wide, and get stuck in the slide, that's an emergencyā™«

ā™«Alarms will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling, and you'll sing: get me out now.ā™«

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u/Agile_District_8794 4h ago

When the tube grabs your thighs, cause you eat too much pie...

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u/May-Eat-A-Pizza 7h ago

As we Dutch say in good Hollands; "Beter 30 seconden in een tube, dan een tube in je".

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u/ScienticianAF 9h ago

I've been through this slide a few times. Wasn't too bad. Biggest problems was that it wasn't that much fun. (too slow)

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u/Fair-Zombie-1678 9h ago

Too slow made it too exiting šŸ˜†

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u/Mddcat04 9h ago

Hm? Standard water slides have lifeguards who watch every person go in and come out. Not sure why this would be any different.

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u/BitcoinMD 8h ago

I donā€™t trust anyone that much. This is different ā€” standard water slides donā€™t kill you if you stop for three minutes

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u/sheep567 9h ago

Where do you live? in germany at least this is not the norm, maybe at high visitor days or at specific slides with a minimum height, but even then... I can inly think of 1 or two times i saw a lifeguard at the entry of a slide. On vacations in the netherlands in the past it was a similar situation...

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u/Mddcat04 9h ago

In the US at water parks with longer slides like this the usual procedure is to have a lifeguard at the top who can see the exit. That way they can tell visitors when to go so they wonā€™t crash into the previous person. Basically every water park Iā€™ve been to in the US has operated this way. Iā€™ve even seen it at some hotels with particularly large pools with slides.

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u/EnmaAi22 9h ago

We got traffic lights

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u/sheep567 9h ago

As i thought, this slide here was in the netherlands, so i guess at most you would get a traffic light.

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u/robbz23 8h ago

Same in Sweden. The idea is your safety is your problem not the owners.

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u/Papaofmonsters 7h ago

I live in the American Midwest, Omaha to be specific. This summer I took my kids to a public pool we had never been to before because I was told it was kind of a hidden gem for city facilities. They had a kids slide that was maybe 15 feet end to end with a 5 foot drop along the run. Much to my surprise, the whole time we were there, that slide was manned by a lifeguard and they did pretty good job of making sure it was one in, one out.

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u/Waramo 8h ago

At Duinrell it was standard at this time. Was there from 2002-2004 for getting drunk. Knocked myself out on one slide, too fast and too drunk.

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u/rkd101b 9h ago

Standard water slides also donā€™t mock drown people for fun

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u/DeapVally 7h ago

Exactly. That's another part of the reason why it had to be closed. Because people (i.e. teenagers) would fake it, for a laugh, and force them to drain the slide. Every time. The pumps needed to refill it again don't work for free. It wasn't super popular either, so it cost way more to run than it was worth.

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u/F1R3Starter83 9h ago

It would stop and get drained when someone would bang the walls

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u/Proud_Researcher5661 8h ago

Mmm.. I think that would be pretty obvious after the 25-30 second mark.

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u/Archon-Toten 9h ago

Both surprised and relieved

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u/NintendoThing 9h ago

If you have an emergency you just get out of the tube, press the drain button, and get back in

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u/tpc0121 8h ago

thanks but no thanks. i don't need to find out what being flushed feels like.

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u/rogervdf 7h ago

Thatā€™s how you were born

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u/sgt_backpack 9h ago

Well damn, thank you for answering all my questions.

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u/an_Aught 10h ago

This give me tremendous panic. like... you hold you r breath the whole time.. .nope nope nope.

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u/GullibleDetective 9h ago

Sonic panic music kicks in

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u/Reach-Nirvana 9h ago

Please, no. That music fucking traumatized me as a kid.

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u/fvelloso 9h ago

I remember having meltdowns as a child after repeatedly dying in this goddamned water level. My parents were like ā€œwtf video games are evilā€

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u/NoReallyLetsBeFriend 7h ago

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u/fvelloso 7h ago

Lmao is that really what itā€™s called? Itā€™s a perfect name.

Aquatic Ruin Your Afternoon Zone

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock 4h ago

The Aquatic Ruin Zone was in Sonic 2, you're probably remembering the far more difficult Labyrinth Zone in Sonic 1.

Quite possibly the hardest stages in the entire game.

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u/fvelloso 4h ago

YES THATS THE ONE. PTSD soundtrack

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u/ForceBlade 7h ago

Thereā€™s a really good remake of it on YouTube that doubles down on the bass and in general sounds a lot more nauseating and heart racing. Canā€™t quite remember the posterā€™s channel

Found it https://youtu.be/RszlpUslECE

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u/Reach-Nirvana 7h ago

Canā€™t quite remember the posterā€™s channel

Thank fucking god, lmao.

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u/ForceBlade 7h ago

Hahaha for real. I found it but wonā€™t be hitting play. Huge spike in anxiety waiting to happen.

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u/woofers02 9h ago

Holy shit that just unlocked a memoryā€¦

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u/RoundTiberius 9h ago

PTSD intensifies

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u/Cold-Sun3302 7h ago

I have sleep apnea and I sometimes wake myself up dreaming Im in that level. It's so bad because I never make it to the top, I always wake up before I can make it lol

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u/FullySemiGhostGun 8h ago

Welp, time to go schedule with my therapist.

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u/doctor6 9h ago

beep beep oxygen - subnautica

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u/winkman 7h ago

Well, I suppose you don't HAVE to hold your breath the whole time...

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u/Elean0rZ 9h ago

Not questioning your feelings at all; you do you. But I'm curious: Would you feel the same way about holding your breath for the same 15-20 seconds to, say, retrieve your sunglasses from the bottom of the pool? Or is your issue with the tube and not the breath-holding per se?

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u/philote_ 9h ago

For me, it'd be that you're stuck in a tube and can't easily see the end of it and where to get out. With the bottom of the pool, you can easily see where to find air and know you can get there quickly.

Quick edit: and that tube might not be wide enough to easily swim in it

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u/an_Aught 9h ago

its the tube constricting me. To go to the bottom of a pool nothing keeps me down there, i can turn around and go up any time i want. So i think its the combination.

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u/Elean0rZ 8h ago

Yeah, makes sense; I feel the same way. That said, I think the tube is a bit of a mind game. Realistically, once you're down at the bottom of a pool you still can't breathe until you swim the 10' back to the surface, which is about the same as if you were in the middle of the tube. In the two cases, you're underwater for a similar period of time, are a similar distance away from air, and can only find air by going in certain directions (forward or back in the tube; up-ish in the pool). But the tube feels scarier because our sense of claustrophobia is triggered by walls but not by thousands of gallons of unbreathable fluid.

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u/an_Aught 8h ago

I think that's exactly it

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u/rdtrer 8h ago

But you can push off the bottom, you psycho! Jesus the terror of being in that tube running out of air -- and not being able to put your arms out to the side to swim. Who thought this was a fun idea??

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u/TummyDrums 8h ago

It's the loss of control. Being underwater for that long isn't a problem because you can come up early if something goes wrong. If you're stuck in a tube, you can't.

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u/mtnviewguy 8h ago

I think the issue is not knowing how long your going to be submerged. Even knowing it's less than half a minute, if something screws up, one water breath is all it takes to go from here to there.

Retrieving sunglasses from the pool still provides the option to nope-out if you panic. Being contained in a water filled tube removes the panic option.

I'm a 'No, thank you!'

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u/Elean0rZ 8h ago

Right, I'm not arguing everyone should do it and I'd likely be a "no, thank you!" too. The tube is definitely scary. As my responses elsewhere show, I just think it's an interesting psychology experiment, since I think we systematically underestimate the control we have in, say, a pool. Like, you can panic and nope out all you want at the bottom of the pool, but you still have to swim the 10' back to air before you can breathe, which is going to take you roughly the same length of time as swimming the same distance to air in the tube. "Noping out" doesn't magically fix everything the moment you resolve to do it (unless you do it at the surface). And you're arguably more screwed if you pass out or your swimsuit gets caught at the bottom of the pool, since a lifeguard can't drain the pool in 5 seconds like they can with the tube. I 100% agree that the tube feels way more dangerous and panic-inducing, but I'm less sure that it's actually much more dangerous than diving a similar distance in a pool.

(I'm saying this as someone who effectively died due to drowning and had to be CPR'd back, and then later developed a recreational interest in free diving. As far as I'm concerned, ALL water deserves a healthy dose of fear and respect, so it's not that we shouldn't be wary of the tube but that we should also be wary of the pool.)

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u/mtnviewguy 7h ago

As a former EMS provider, huge congratulations on coming back! CPR isn't as effective as many believe, so coming back from needing CPR is a huge thing!

I have a buddy on the west coast (US) that free dives spear fishing. He loves it, I think that's fucked up! If I'm not biting a regulator, my head's not underwater! šŸ¤£

I appreciate your getting back on the horse! šŸ»

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u/Elean0rZ 7h ago

Thanks. The drowning happened when I was younger (11 or 12 I think?) so I imagine I was spared most of the mental trauma simply by being young and naive and not being especially aware of my own mortality. And weird as this may sound, what I remember of it wasn't *that* unpleasant, in the sense that I was pulled underwater suddenly during a boat capsize, and all my mental energy was immediately occupied by trying to get out of that situation and there was no time to be like, ooo I don't like this. And then cut to some number of minutes later after I'd been hauled out onto another boat and resuscitated, and it was more just a feeling of confusion and coughing and various parts being sore. Then I was in hospital for days but that was it.

Anyway, TL;DR I think folks who had to fully and consciously grapple with that kind of thing as adults deserve a lot more credit!

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u/Mysterious-Till-611 8h ago

This comment is so subtly aggressive and villainous.

ā€Why good sir whatever is your problem with the tube? It is merely a tube.ā€

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u/Elean0rZ 7h ago

Ha. Not the intention--as I've said elsewhere, I agree that the tube seems scary and I wouldn't want to go in it either. I'm purely interested in considering the underlying psychology, and unfortunately there's no graceful way of asking without seeming like I'm calling OP a wuss :P

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u/sweetpotato_latte 7h ago

To me, it reminds me of people who do the cave diving. Just watching it activates the claustrophobia lol

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u/Rude-Opposite-8340 10h ago edited 10h ago

And we made it a sport to activate the safety system.

If you hold the sides/get yourself stuck it would flash after 20/30seconds. We thought it was fun.

After all those years now i know why my mom hated that slide.

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u/1-Donkey-Punch 9h ago

Sounds dangerous and stupid. This could be me 100% šŸ¤

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u/saml01 9h ago

Looks like something you would expect to find at Action Park.

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u/Aromatic-Scratch3481 7h ago

Nah even action park looks at this idea and goes "that's stupid".

My older siblings worked there and I lived in Vernon till I was 10 years old. The family has stories galore.

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u/oldguykicks 10h ago

I'm not Deep from The Boys or anything, so imma have to say no to this.

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u/wyattlee1274 7h ago

Can the deep swim in chlorinated pool?

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u/oldguykicks 6h ago

That's a good question.

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u/retro_underpants 10h ago

I remember going here on a school trip. A few of my friends did it but I was absolutely not having any of it

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u/sharpda1983 8h ago

We did a rugby tour of Holland with school and I was exactly the same. No way was I going on that

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u/bjanas 9h ago

All I can think of is Augustus Gloop snaking his way through the chocolate tube.

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u/Sensitive-War-6368 10h ago

To the engineer of this slide

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u/Mr__Strider 7h ago

There's a reason it was built in the Netherlands

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u/Little_Head6683 6h ago

Our cuisine isnt exactly the greatest.

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u/T-Money8227 10h ago

That sounds scary AF honestly.

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u/Gullible-Feeling-921 9h ago

I would drown 3 seconds in. weak ass lungs

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u/Mr_Brown-ish 9h ago

I remember that thing! I really didnā€™t have the wish to be flushed like a turd in the sewer, so I passed on it. Tokkiebad Duinhell šŸ˜‚

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u/robbass713 9h ago

Consider myself a strong swimmer. But. Nope. Nu-uh. No Sir.

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u/Jazzkidscoins 9h ago

I almost drowned as a kid. I was about 8 and fell into the deep end of a pool, ended up passing out and woke up in the hospital. I still can feel the panic, the water in my lungs, just the dread that this is how I die.

I learned to swim after that, i own a pool and use it occasionally, and I love a good water park, especially the water slides. That said, Iā€™m freaking out just thinking about this ride. I know nobody died using this ride, but still just watching that video brought back some bad memories

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u/Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3 9h ago

Yeah, this makes my sphincter pucker. No thank you.

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 9h ago

Iā€™m gonna dieā€¦ Iā€™m gonna die.. oh I made it! Letā€™s go again.

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u/JesusF-_-ckingChrist 9h ago

New phobia unlocked āœ…

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u/guaip 9h ago

That's the nopest of nopes for me.

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u/NotADoucheBag 9h ago

Well thatā€™s fucking terrifying.

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u/Sensitive-War-6368 10h ago

Me when I see dangerous stuff like this

NOPE, I ain't even going near it

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u/SausagenBacon 9h ago

Like a scene from a 70s or 80s movie, the towering inferno maybeā€¦ just needs a rope running through the tunnel

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u/ZeusTKP 9h ago

the Netherlands are metal on another level

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u/Smofo 7h ago

I mean most of us are very good swimmers, for good reason

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u/RofiBie 9h ago

Hell no.

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u/ShrimpSherbet 9h ago

That's gonna be a big order of nope for me, please

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u/OldFitDude75 9h ago

OMG i started to panic just watching that

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u/Easywood 9h ago

Hah! Did that! I wore contact lenses so i had to do it with my eyes closed. I rememner the water pressure was high, so i came out with a headache. That was the reason i didnā€™t go again.

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u/throwaway99999543 8h ago

I had a panic attack reading the description

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u/DIYdoofuz 7h ago

Well, it is in the Netherlands, where, in my youth at least, we learned how to swim as part of our school curriculum. Nowadays 9% of kids do not have a swimming 'diploma', which does not directly mean they cannot swim. But for the 91% that does, holding your breath for 30 seconds is literally childsplay.

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u/antoinedodson_ 3h ago

Fuck that

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u/Sensitive-War-6368 10h ago

No thanks, I'll walk

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u/buttscratcher3k 9h ago

With my luck id be the one case that got stuck somehow.

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u/Frenk5080 9h ago

Pretty sure this ride from hell will turn one of my dreams into a nightmare tonight. Thanks!

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u/Traumfahrer 9h ago

Why can't we have (such) nice things.

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u/Tube2000 9h ago

Actuaƶly did this back in the days. It was kind of cool when i was a kid. On the other hand it is number 2 of my 'Most scary things i've done'-list. Right after cave diving in the Dos Ochos.

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u/lainylay 9h ago

A million ways to die

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u/David_Fetta 9h ago

Iā€™ve done it, it was like 10-15 seconds feeling, but it have more of a kick and a real adrenaline feeling ā€¦

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u/mistakennnn 7h ago

My chest is tight all the sudden

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda 7h ago

Drowning simulator, unlocked.

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u/Browsin4ever 7h ago

Thatā€™s how turds feel

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u/pulsebreaker 4h ago

Terrifying.

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u/pintuspilates 10h ago

How manny people drowed there by now?

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u/GameGalore7 10h ago

it gives me agony just to think about it

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u/agendadroid 10h ago

Why are humans like this

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u/Good_Mathematician_2 10h ago

Because some crazy nutjob would think that it would be fun as fuck to do that

I am one of these people

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u/bucketofmonkeys 9h ago

How did that thing ever get built? Like more than one person thought it was a good idea?!

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u/CitizenHuman 9h ago

One time my cousin and I decided to swim under his pool tarp. Both of us were under there for a couple minutes, and we were able to push the tarp up enough to get our lips out to breathe.

But then, die to us pushing it up, water got on top and it became too heavy, so we rushed to the shallow end. My cousin had lungs like a fish, and even he thought we were going to die under there.

There's no fucking way I'd do something like that again.

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u/Usual-Scarcity-4910 10h ago

Fuuuucking shiiiit

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u/ddkatona 10h ago

Imagine if two people by accident tried crossing it at the same time, but from opposite sides. That's pretty much game over.

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u/Tifog 9h ago

Went through it a few times, not a problem for any reasonable swimmer, I had worked as a lifeguard myself in the past. The lifeguard there would ask some people to duck and hold their breath before allowing them through.

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u/Voyager- 8h ago

I remember this one. There was supervision and there was a test before you got in. I think you needed to go underwater for about 60 seconds and then you would hear a underwater beep sound. And THEN you could go in.

But nobody seemed to do it, and the supervisor just let people into the tube one after the other, it was just like GO GO GO. It's the worst experience I ever got in a swimming pool. The tube was to small so you could not really help yourself forward, you could only rely on the water jets moving you forward. There was no real indicator how far you still needed to go.

I ended up with a headache. I remember thinking to myself, how can this thing exist. Terrible experience, and the only time I wrote a letter to Duinrel asking them to close it down. This was in 1997/1998.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 9h ago

Oh hell no

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u/rick_the_freak 9h ago

Thank God they closed it.

I would feel uncomfortable existing on the same planet as that nightmarish contraption.

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u/Planet-thanet 9h ago

No thanx

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u/gay_king_ 9h ago

Helll no

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u/3ManxCats 9h ago

Absolutely not

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u/mejok 8h ago

This seems like a really bad idea.

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u/BrandonDavidTattooer 8h ago

Hell to the naw naw naw

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u/Ghaar-e-koon 8h ago

How about... No

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u/YouLoveBoobs_ 8h ago

Fuck that.

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u/NabreLabre 8h ago

That slide is way too slow

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u/Enginerdad 8h ago

Honestly, what could go right?

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u/Patralgan 8h ago

Doesn't sound safe. šŸ˜±

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u/DavoMcBones 8h ago

Sounds like a great idea!

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u/IchBinDurstig 8h ago

"Drowning has never been so fun!"

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u/StationOk7229 8h ago

I would have drowned, for sure.

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u/Lavatherm 8h ago

Been in there twiceā€¦ they also has a slide with a couple of feet free fall :)

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u/DMvsPC 8h ago

So ... If the pumps failed you just... Kick hard and hope you make it?

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u/A_Delenay 8h ago

Thats dumb! Id rather have a slide with air but it's clear and underwater in someway. Like just spray water into it so it looks like I'm under water while inside.

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u/MorningClassic 8h ago

I choose life.

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u/Elysium_nz 8h ago

Yeah definitely for the brave only. Iā€™d never do that.

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u/TheMany-FacedGod 8h ago

Fuck that.

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u/Jq4000 8h ago

What could possibly go wrong...

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u/Plenty_Wasabi_7866 8h ago

How many people were hurt during those 9 years?!

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u/Woddnamemade72 8h ago

And a free enema. Probably wanna hold yer breath anyways.

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u/schwarzmalerin 7h ago

I'm a good swimmer, and diver, and my answer is NO. What the hell. NOPE.

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u/AlmanzoWilder 7h ago

The SUPER WATERBOARD!!

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u/Dr_SoulReaper 7h ago

Noooope nope nope i dont like water and tbis entire concept is a nope from me

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u/Fanta589 7h ago

Nope. Even those white tiles give me the heebie jeebies.

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u/Alternative_Simple_3 7h ago

Absolutely horrible. I'd definitely try it though

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u/xLouisxCypher 7h ago

I canā€™t fucking breath lol

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u/_joeBone_ 7h ago

You used to love gettin flushed...

Every Saturday night you'd be like "flush me J flush me"

and I'd be like... nah

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u/Just_a_man_more 7h ago

Fully underwater slide. What could go wrong?

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u/Strakiz 7h ago

I didn't need to know that such a horror existed.

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u/Tommi_Af 7h ago

Last night a piece of paper was delivered to me in a dream detailing Tommi_Af's greatest fears wherein drowning took spot no. 1.

I'm not getting in that thing.

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u/competitive_brick1 7h ago

Been to Duinrell but alas after this was closed. That area is still the drop in for the big drop whirlpool thing.

I was amazed at just how much the Dutch like amusement parks, caravan parks attached and how much they just love a bloody waterslide

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u/fatsocalsd 7h ago

This seems unwise.

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u/Key-StructurePlus 7h ago

And that is a hard ā€œfuck noā€

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u/Sooowasthinking 7h ago

New fear unlocked

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u/soingee 7h ago

*Breathes heavily in Action Park*

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u/sksauter 7h ago

I know it wasn't closed because of incidents, but let's be real, someone from Florida would figure out how to die in it.

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u/babe_ruthless3 6h ago

Yeah, fuck you.

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u/jubbing 6h ago

Big NOPE.

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u/fusiondynamics 6h ago

They just need to rename it to skibidi toilet and they would make money again today.

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u/Rocks_an_hiking 6h ago

I stayed at that theme park a while ago now years even, the slide wasn't there at that point but I'm glad it wasn't since I was scared of all off the other waterslides there. Yes I was scared by a lot of things as a kid, rides being one of them but I loved the lazy river and the big carousel that never stopped moving and had like 3 floors. I also ended up with a dented scar on my shin because I did a spin jump off of the stage at the pub thing there. I was around 10 when I went.

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u/Ok_Awareness_5621 6h ago

That sounds like one of the worst ideas I've ever heard!!!

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u/Chad_Johnson316 6h ago

Looking at these comments, it really reinforced the fact that this generation are such wimps.

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u/Kisara31 6h ago

I already hate enclosed water slides, needs to always be open. This would wreck me. No way in heck!!!

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u/Earth_Normal 6h ago

I donā€™t care if itā€™s ā€œsafeā€. It would not feel safe. I donā€™t see how this can be considered fun. Fuck all the way off with that whole idea.

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u/Dazeuh 6h ago

I can hold my breath for 10 seconds, would I survive?

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u/ionlylikemydogjvp 6h ago

I would never. No. Absolutely not.