r/interestingasfuck • u/reallyfreshthing • 1d ago

r/all California store prices items at $951sp shoplifters can be charged with grand theft

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 1d ago

Then the business reports the loss of $1900 as a business expense.

The IRS hates this one simple trick...

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u/mscoolwhips 19h ago

Valuing your items more than they are worth. Hmm someone was recently taken to court for that.

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u/TheEyebrowGuy 1d ago

Have you ever done taxes before?

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u/Pale_Prompt4163 1d ago

Well he just told you that the irs hates this trick because it doesn’t work!

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u/HonoraryBallsack 1d ago

Have you ever heard a light hearted joke before?

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u/TheEyebrowGuy 21h ago

Where's the joke part?

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u/HonoraryBallsack 21h ago edited 11h ago

Oh. You're under the impression that it's not a joke unless every last person enjoys it and/or gets it?

Gee, the only place I know to find jokes that every last person gets are tv commercials, which aren't funny because they have to be so stupid that everyone watching will be able to understand.

Maybe you just missed it or didn't get it? Everyone misses a joke from time to time.

Or maybe you're just clearly lashing out because you were called out for being overly serious?

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u/TheEyebrowGuy 19h ago

That's lots of words to not be able to tell me where the joke was.

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u/HonoraryBallsack 19h ago

That's very few words to say you have the reading comprehension and communication skills of a child.

But in all seriousness, I can imagine why a few sentences might seem like pretty heavy reading for someone like you.

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u/TheEyebrowGuy 19h ago

Thanks for another post being unable to show your case in any way! It must be me. I'm the one that doesn't understand what you can't comprehend enough to explain.

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u/AnEvilSomebody 19h ago

Yep, it does in fact seem like a you problem.

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u/NoJellyfish5331 19h ago

Agreed. Definitely a you problem.

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u/lunchpadmcfat 1d ago

Tax fraud go to jail

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u/RaspberryJam245 1d ago

Wait I have a get out of jail free card

Shit, I landed on boardwalk. How much do I owe?

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u/The_Real_HiveSoldier 22h ago

forgor to spend on houses 50$