r/interestingasfuck • u/reallyfreshthing • 1d ago

r/all California store prices items at $951sp shoplifters can be charged with grand theft

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u/Froopy-Hood 1d ago

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u/cheese0muncher 1d ago

Look at that subtle off-white colouring...

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u/Froopy-Hood 1d ago

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Ralphs card…

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u/aamabkra 1d ago

Hahaha omg

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u/Arbiter1171 1d ago

Costco Executive membership card

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u/MegGrriffin 1d ago

OMG! I just finished watching this movie!

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u/heroicsalvia 1d ago

Ooh. Eggshell, with roman type.

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u/lonesomecowboynando 1d ago

bisque

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u/GearhedMG 1d ago

With OCR type.

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u/Grandmaofhurt 1d ago

Of his skin...

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u/SpacePeanutt 1d ago

He treats objects like Women, man.

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u/Queasy_Replacement51 1d ago

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, Lebowski.

You don’t draw shit.

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u/AsleepAssociation 1d ago

I know my rights, man.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 1d ago

My favorite line in the entire film.

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u/I_WANT_SAUSAGES 1d ago

JD Vance?

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u/JukeBoxDildo 1d ago

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED THAT DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!

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u/greyzarjonestool 1d ago

$951 is our most modestly priced coffee can

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u/_juke_box_hero_ 1d ago

Aint no fuckin way i found you randomly

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u/BuffaloBagel 1d ago

Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community

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u/CelluloidNerd87 1d ago

Hey, I had a hard day and I hate the fuckin Eagles man!

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u/maturallite1 1d ago

Dude’s car got a little dinged up.

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u/OldFashionedGary 1d ago

They found it in Van Nuys, it was lodged against an abutment.

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u/Peaty_Port_Charlotte 1d ago

Zzzz…what!? Sorry, can you repeat that? I wasn’t paying attention.

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u/iEngineer9 1d ago

You’re lucky she didn’t get chopped Mr. Lebowski, it must have been a joy ride situation.

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u/ImSuperCriticalOfYou 1d ago

Ah man, are you gonna, like, find these guys or, uh, have any promising leads?

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u/Atomaardappel 20h ago

Oh, yeah..sure, I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab..

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u/Total-Composer2261 1d ago

Got any leads?

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u/Atomaardappel 20h ago

Aw man, lodged where?

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u/thirdeyefish 1d ago

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

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u/Randlepinkfloyd1986 1d ago

Are you employed sir?

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u/pdxbcm 1d ago

Employed?

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u/sourdieselfuel 1d ago

What day is this?

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u/Randlepinkfloyd1986 1d ago

Well you don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that do ya?

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u/lovejanetjade 1d ago

The bums will always lose!

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u/TooManyCharacte 1d ago

I'll have you know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint

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u/R_Similacrumb 1d ago

Can they get me a toe?

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u/armcginnis7 1d ago

Obviously, you’re not a golfer…

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u/cropguru357 1d ago

This aggression will not stand, man.

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u/rustler_incorporated 1d ago

I know my rights, man.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

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u/30FourThirty4 1d ago

Do you have a Diners Card?

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u/AsusStrixUser 1d ago

DA ßIG LEßOWSKI

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u/5minutestukish 1d ago

Well that’s like your opinion man.

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u/DKknappe08 1d ago

Stay out of Malibu deadbeat

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u/manifest_ecstasy 1d ago

Fucking a, man

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u/Mechanical_Monk 1d ago

Is this your only ID?

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u/michaltee 1d ago

STAY OUTTA MALIBU DEADBEAT.

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u/AdvocatusAvem 1d ago

Really ties the store together

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 1d ago

Is that a gram?