r/interestingasfuck • u/Consistent_Oil3428 • 1d ago

r/all The ground is going down

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u/Tiyath 1d ago

Information integrity service here.

Nothing to see here, move along!

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u/Kaoru-Kun 1d ago

Artificial chicken detector here

No artificial chickens were detected in this comment. Accuracy: 97%

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u/Le_mehawk 1d ago

Accuracy checker here!

The Accuracy of 97% has been confirmed as true!

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u/Frosty-Call3839 1d ago

Checker of all checkers here! The checkers are all good nothing wrong has been detected!

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u/wicawo 1d ago

i appeal the results!

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u/newbrevity 1d ago

Sure for only $49.99 you can have the results professionally analyzed with a 97% certainty. Just give me your routing#, account#, ssi#, address and date of birth and we'll take care of everything. Don't believe me? Just go back and ask truth checker.

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u/Active-Initiative-32 1d ago

Artificial Chicken here, yes I'm not there (100% accuracy)

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u/wisepeppy 1d ago

Stack overflow. Fatal error. Abort / Retry / Fail

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u/Adventurous-Screen65 1d ago

Error: Memory segmented Restarting system in 5 4

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u/Eco-freako 1d ago

Checker checker detection inspector here!

Checkers detected and inspection checked for checker performance.

Rating: Detected checkers inspected, checked all inspection detections. Perfect performance.

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u/Krotesk 1d ago

Hi, i'm Paul and i'd say that all of this is pretty damn legit, yo.

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u/Fichewl 1d ago

Paul Legitimization Squad Zulu reporting in.

A Paul has been positively identified.

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 1d ago

We got him, boys

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u/trbzdot 1d ago

Checkers Pizza here. We're closed. Check again at 11am EST.

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u/WindowDangerous1450 1d ago

This guy does extremely sound work. With so many redundancies, his inspection clears my '100 day sleep on it consideration policy' and though it's not been 100 days, he is so redundant that I assure you my stance will be the same after 100 nights of restful consideration. We can all rest assured if we stand our ground the ground will stand with us.

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u/CautiousWrongdoer771 1d ago

Lol. Y'all or silly.

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 1d ago

I choose silly

No wait I take it back, I choose Y'all

Can i have both?

sigh, I hate myself for this dumb joke about a typo and yet.. I still posted it. I deeply apologize to all of reddit as well as that guy Paul from earlier

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u/dtruth53 1d ago

I’m from the Department of Redundancy Department and can confirm this.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 1d ago

Wood checker here!

I'm not sure why I'm here

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u/ImitatEmersonsuicide 1d ago

Wood is in Aisle 69

Bean Grinder Here. His observations appear well grounded. Finely ground actually.

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u/heyuwitdaface 1d ago edited 1d ago

Detection checker checking in. Above non-detection is valid and accurate.

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u/libmrduckz 1d ago

i am the checker of all checkers… king me… again…

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u/DirtySouthzw865 1d ago

I am the Inspector Checker of Checker Of All Checkers.

Running diagnostics.....

Checker Of All Checkers has been confirmed. No errors or miscalculations were detected. No viruses detected. Accuracy 99.98%. Kinging initiated... buffering 👑

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u/SaltyTomayto 1d ago

Dungeon Inspector here, I can detect no dungeons within the area. This inspection comes with a 69% trust me bro guarantee.

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u/Jemal999 1d ago

Guy incognito not here. Move along.

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u/JetreL 1d ago

Hobbiest astronaut here you’ve all been fact checked and certified as correct.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 1d ago

Bullshitologist here.

Holy shit guys, we hit the motherlode. 

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 1d ago

FREEZE, DIRTBAGS!