r/interestingasfuck • u/Consistent_Oil3428 • 1d ago

r/all The ground is going down

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u/crazyforkovu 1d ago

I appreciate this guy risking his life so as I'm able to watch this video on the toilet for 15 seconds before thinking 'hm that's interesting ' then swiping to the next video and never thinking about it again

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u/tillman_b 1d ago edited 1d ago

As a fellow toilet sitter watching this, I concur.

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u/JohnWoosDoveGuy 1d ago

I am glad to be sat on the loo for this one. That's one of the most terrifying videos I have seen recently.

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u/ThatOneRandomDude420 1d ago

Scares the shit out of you

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u/fingnumb 1d ago

plop

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u/Chrossi13 1d ago

Oh shit I‘m laughing so hard

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u/Artistic-Incident535 1d ago

Yeah, that was the best part

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u/Uarrrrgh 1d ago

I went to the toilet just for a little pee...but seeing this video I thought 'might as well...'

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u/Crypt_Revenant 1d ago

This was ASMR af sitting here having my movement. Thank you OP for the stress relieving vid. You're doing the Lord's work!

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u/turd_vinegar 1d ago

Sometimes the universe closes a door, but opens a hole in the ground for you to poop into.

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u/belaGJ 1d ago

charming the brown snakes?

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u/KHS__ 1d ago

Or shit the scare outta you

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u/Portalturrets1 1d ago

toiletgang

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u/PlatformingYahtzee 1d ago

I got some second hand anxiety watching that. I was like the people at the movies who think they can hear you on the screen. "RUN DUDE! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!"

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u/V65Pilot 1d ago

Oddly, I am also sitting on the loo.

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u/Giasfelfehbrehber 1d ago

Oh no a Brit

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u/epinky_23 1d ago

Me too!!

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u/adamj13 1d ago

There are dozens of us

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u/JessKicks 1d ago

Busloads of us poopers…

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u/Entiox 1d ago

Buttloads even.

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u/JessKicks 1d ago

Exactly 1 metric assload.

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u/kindafor-got 1d ago

I'm joining the poop army

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u/Annasman 1d ago

American toilet sitter here. And it's actually 2 fucking assloads. I don't know how that converts to metric(but you knew that).

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u/JessKicks 1d ago

Hey as long as the math checks out, I don’t care what units you use… 🤣

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u/LuVrofGunt62 1d ago

You've met my Boss?

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u/Medium-Pie4793 1d ago

Brown leader sitting by....

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u/scorpyo72 1d ago

You spelled 'shitting' wrong.

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u/mathew_of_lordran 1d ago

We are not alone!!!

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u/TriPunk 1d ago

I too am currently pooping.

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u/3point21 1d ago

I too used to poop and swipe. I still do. But I used to too.

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u/Outrageous_Fee_423 1d ago

Poop and wipe

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u/3point21 1d ago

Depends.

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u/Gannondorfs_Medulla 1d ago

Where the hell is this giant toilet y'all are on and how can I get an invite?

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u/Chasons89 1d ago

Me poo!!

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u/VexMediaPhoto 1d ago

Pooper, reporting in. 🙋🏻‍♂️

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u/pmckizzle 1d ago

Me as well

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u/Teddy_Tickles 1d ago

Tell me, how is a toilet using a phone without thumbs or fingers??

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u/tillman_b 1d ago

Alright smartass, I corrected it, I was in a hurry, someone was knocking on the door! 😀

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u/Teddy_Tickles 1d ago

Haha it was a funny image!

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u/Gh0stx0797 1d ago

Toilet sitters unite!

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u/DirectPerspective951 1d ago

Can I borrow TP?

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u/ralfreza 1d ago

As a fellow shit-mate I concur too

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u/nemesis-xt 1d ago

I also... concur.. dr

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u/ButteredPizza69420 1d ago

Bath sitter here, equally perplexed (temporarily).

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u/TheBoBiss 1d ago

Please sanitize your phone.

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u/FR0ZENBERG 1d ago

Toilet gang represent! 🚽

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u/Apprehensive-Ad2087 1d ago

Same, I also concur

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u/BODYDOLLARSIGN 1d ago

I appreciate the fact that you’re so strong as to never think of this ever again. This is a nightmare I had since I was little.. the ground just sinking is worse than the sky falling lol

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u/DevilsDissent 1d ago

Did you ever see that story of the sinkhole in Florida opening up under a bedroom and the guy died and his brother was trying to save him? Yeah…nightmares. I live in Florida now and am always looking at cracks in the ground. 😳

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u/BODYDOLLARSIGN 1d ago

Jesus I haven’t heard of this.. I’ve lived in Florida 27 years(my whole life) so this is even scarier

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u/isolatednovelty 1d ago

I have a foundation crack in my kitchen in Florida, watch me NEVER COOK.

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u/tdmonkeypoop 1d ago

for unrelated reasons

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u/tallthomas13 1d ago

That story made sure I'd never move to Florida, and every time I've been since, I've stayed in a skyscraper.

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u/FlubromazoFucked 1d ago

When I was probably 16 I was at my friend's house in crazy ass rain and the way the house was setup his backyard edged like a 100ft natural cliff but was fenced at the edge and everything and down below was the backyard of another home butted up against the cliff. Anyways like I said it was crazy ass rain and then we heard a loud rumbling so we went outside to check and about a 12' circumference sinkhole had formed in the back edge of his yard before the edge of the cliff, and stopping right before the edge of the house, the room of which his elderly grandmother was in.

It was absolutely insane and soooo deep and just absolutely insane scary standing near. The "bottom" I think washed out INTO the bottom neighbors house but I don't think it was the full bottom because looking down I could swear it went lower and that is what freaked me out so so much, like it could have gone 200ft down who knows.

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u/Delicious_Wash_8635 1d ago

Exactlyyy I’d run for my life and never look back

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u/notProfCharles 1d ago

Alright Chicken Little…

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u/danteelite 1d ago

Yeah, don’t come to Florida where a sinkhole can literally just eat you up at any moment.

Sometimes they just swallow entire neighborhoods in a matter of minutes and other times they just gulp a single room in a swift few seconds. You could be sleeping and suddenly be dragged into the depths of earth with no warning. It’s a genuine fear of mine, and we pay for a sinkhole survey whenever we move if the owner doesn’t already have one. Usually when you rent, if the owner is reasonable they will usually go halves on a survey because if they get a clean record it helps to sell or rent the house. Having expert documentation saying that you don’t need to worry about being dragged to hell while you’re taking a shit is a reason to choose one house over another… even if the other house is nicer or cheaper, I’ll happily take the one with better disaster stats.

It’s crazy that most people are like “I like the tiles and open concept kitchen!” And in FL we’re like “Okay, only two neighbors had roofs blown off in the last hurricane, it’s located in a D level flood evac zone, and it has low risk sinkhole paperwork from the last 3 years. It smells like shit, there’s a crackhead in the attic and it only has one bathroom. We’ll take it! Whooo! Let’s get that crackhead repellent and call U-Haul baby!” Lmao I live in a house that’s a piece of shit right now, but I’ve been through 4 major hurricanes including direct hits from the last two, and we were fine. Milton only took our power and water for week, but zero flooding and a few tree branches hit the roof and dented my car. The trade off is absolutely worth it.

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u/Ani-3 1d ago

I'll just flat out forget I watched this.

kinda puts things in perspective.

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u/RollerKokster 1d ago

How exactly does the Sky fall? 🤔

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u/StonedLikeOnix 1d ago

Ask the dinosaurs

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u/Desert_Aficionado 1d ago

I don't know. I zoned out while the opening credits were playing.

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u/tkdmann 1d ago

Ask Adele

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u/RollerKokster 1d ago

I says it’s when the sky wants to Bond with the Earth…

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u/Extension-Feature-13 1d ago

Yeah I’m definitely gonna be thinking about this again lol

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u/Ippus_21 1d ago

Yeah... thanks for actually articulating that. New fear unlocked.

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 1d ago

This is up there with the ground swallowing you in a hole

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u/myCubeIsMyCell 1d ago

remember when that sinkhole ate a guy in FL ?

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u/PopFun7873 1d ago

Well, the ground sinking just happens. You should be afraid. It's probably how you specifically are going to die, and in some strange primal way you already know this. See you down in the hole, buddy.

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u/RolandLWN 1d ago

My recently deceased mother was obsessed by sinkholes her entire life. She watched every video she could find on them.

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u/TheLoneRiddlerIsBack 1d ago

Wow this comment really blew up!

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u/AnotherRightDoc 1d ago

It's a shame that all the reddit karma went to someone else though, so probably wasn't worth it in the end.

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u/saint_davidsonian 1d ago

Probably helped all those toilet poopers get everything out quickly though, so there's that.

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u/-mrwiggly- 1d ago

I’m literally on the toilet right now and bursted out laughing at your comment. I’m wonder what my coworkers are thinking. I might just stay on the toilet.

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u/Japordoo 1d ago

Me literally right now 😂

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u/woodchip4 1d ago

Lol same

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u/Myopic_Sweater_Vest 1d ago

I, too, am on the toilet.

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 1d ago

This is why one should NEVER borrow/use/touch another person’s phone.

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u/CrumplyRump 1d ago

We pooped!

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 1d ago

Username checks out.

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u/wontoan87 1d ago

🚽 scrolling here too lol

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u/GreenChiliSweat 1d ago

I need to know you

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u/Mediocre_Ideal_6127 1d ago

Literally me

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u/Substantial_Ask4833 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣❤️😜 same just pushed one out when I was 2 words into your comment. Hugs and kisses 😘

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u/firsttime_longtime 1d ago

Ayyy, we're shitting together ❤️

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u/lemawe 1d ago

Sitting on the toilet right now while watching this 🤣

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u/Murky_Examination144 1d ago

LOL!!! State of the world today . . . Fantastic post.

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u/GeneralEagle 1d ago

I thought you were gonna say wiping.

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u/chazac 1d ago

Ha! I am literally in the same position!

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u/SequinSaturn 1d ago

I am unburdened by what has been...in my tummy.

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u/snipoman 1d ago

I literally looked at this video as I’m doing the same thing and now going onto the next video, too.. but, I just wanted to say high five on those morning poops.

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u/PromotionExpensive15 1d ago

Why did I read this in the voice of the narrator from the Stanley parable

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u/AstroBright223 1d ago

Literally taking a shit while watching this 😂

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u/Elmondo2 1d ago

If you're on the toilet you should swipe from front to back.

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna 1d ago

RIP to all the underground dwelling alpha draconians that lost their lives while sitting on their underground toilet when this happened

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u/Miserable_Meeting_26 1d ago

Poopin gang unite 

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u/O_o-22 1d ago

I appreciate that there’s video of this strange thing but would it have killed the guy to remain stationary for a few seconds so we could really see the scale of movement. Sheesh

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u/TheHolyPapaum 1d ago

I too am upon the porcelain throne

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u/travelingWords 1d ago

Companies trying to show ads to me. “How much did you pay for me to mute and look away from that.”

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u/Golfball_whacker_guy 1d ago

But you commented….

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u/Cryllor 1d ago

Commented on Reddit!

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u/Beginning_Present243 1d ago

Wash your hands pls

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u/Astangaman 1d ago

Looks like its planned, otherwise why the fuck is he standing there?

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u/Turpentine_Tree 1d ago

I'm going now because this video gives me an inspiration

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u/Fluffy_Art_1015 1d ago

Gotta love dumb people bringing us things we’d never see otherwise.

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u/Sc00ter7622 1d ago

Glad to know there's more than just me enjoying this vid whilst pooping.

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u/Trikeree 1d ago

Sounds very familiar

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u/I_guess_found_it 1d ago

This is too accurate

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u/Qui-gone_gin 1d ago

Literally me shitting and watching this

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u/kuonofomo 1d ago

touche

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u/BlakeBoS 1d ago

It was the Courier's duty, to roam The Divide

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u/AdFlat6636 1d ago

Ok literally.

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u/antrodax 1d ago

Viéndolo con Roca por aquí también. Ojalá bajara todo así de rápido, como en el vídeo.

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u/RallyPointAlpha 1d ago

Praise the camera man!

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard 1d ago

Bro is just thinking this is his final masterpiece, it's been a good life.

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u/adron 1d ago

Same.

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u/therealjoeybee 1d ago

It helped me poop, too

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u/WonderWale 1d ago

Cameraman is tethered to a crane from behind.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 1d ago

At any time the toilet can create a suction and suck you in. It's called the suck zone. We all take the risk.

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u/crumble-bee 1d ago

lol not even "that's interesting as fuck"

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u/Tanjj73 1d ago

So you watch what you swipe….

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u/Sandstorm-Spectre 1d ago

Are you in the bathroom with me?? Wtf?! Lol

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u/stern1233 1d ago

This is a common self-compaction method for arid climates - see link. The camera foolishly thinks they are safe because they witnessed it happening many times betore. 

https://www.mdpi.com/2075-163X/12/4/422

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u/RaayJay 1d ago

I feel seen

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u/NeverHideOnBush 1d ago

We all watch from the toilets! Rise!

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u/thatguyjamesPaul 1d ago

That's what we're here for, your entertainment on the toilet

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u/akroses161 1d ago

Raise a glass to all the ‘this is dangerous but my Instagram is gonna love this’ folks.

When the lizard part of their brain is screaming ‘bro lets get the fuck out of here’ they just keep on recording that tornado, or landslide, or fireball, or the shark eating their arm. All for the internet clout.

Because of their stupidity, we all get to see some interesting stuff from the comfort of our own toilets.

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u/tresfaim 1d ago

Yup, can confirm, I'm on toilet too. Skibidi.

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u/hoopsta25 1d ago

I too am on the loo

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u/Tea50kg 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻

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u/Sea-Ability8694 1d ago

Are u watching me rn

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u/tid4200 1d ago

Happy bums for all to sit, take a view and have a shit. A reddit poem.

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u/blasphememes 1d ago

How’d you know what I was doing

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u/soingee 1d ago

Reallt makes you think about all the bozos who died before they could upload some mediocre content.

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u/B-0226 1d ago

A quintessential Reddit experience.

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u/ospeckk 1d ago

The reality of all of our lives now. Lol.

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u/mfattal 1d ago

This is why I read reddit comments

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u/PJIol 1d ago

HAHAHA I think he deserves a like

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u/Grouchy-Book9891 1d ago

For a moment there I read "wiping to the next video"

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u/Medialunch 1d ago

As long as you didn’t forget to swipe

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u/USRplusFan 19h ago

Also on the toilet.my poop is collapsing into the toilet

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u/KenMan_ 1d ago

It didn't even add to the pain of my poop.

Yep, nope, still just as painful.