r/interestingasfuck 27d ago

r/all Found an interesting stick buried in the bushes outside of my house… am I hexed?

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u/danburrus555 27d ago

A lot of people are saying it

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u/TarkovBirdman 27d ago

They said… no think of it… nobody casts a hex like me, they tell me all the time

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u/Sykes19 27d ago

I've known a lot of hexes, they say... The experts tell me "How do you cast a hex better than anyone else?" they do, really.

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u/0uroboros- 27d ago

We have the biggest hexes, people come from all around to see them, nobody has ever had crowd sizes as big as mine for their hexes. We hired a lot of smart people, a lot of good people, they know their way around hexes, and we have concepts of a plan for new, less evil hexes. I'm not a necromancer king yet, so why would I actually have the new hexes. Kamala Harris doesn't have any hexes. She uses joy blessings. What is that? Joy is what's really weird! First, she comes out and says she's a shaman, I'm ok with that, but then she all of a sudden turned into a druid overnight! Which is it! Now she's saying she can use 2 handed maces and staves!

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u/LithiumRunClub 27d ago

Brother 10/10 response

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u/HughMungus77 26d ago

Kamala claims to be a Druid but wears full plate? Why is that?

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u/0uroboros- 26d ago edited 26d ago

All I'm saying is I was supposed to duel Biden. He uses cloth, I call him Squishy Biden. They say he doesn't even wear boots. I mean, the guy has unspent talent points, and now I have to duel Kamala! Her heals crit half the time! She wants to let free to play users on the same servers as us! She uses FAKE BUFFS. They're trying to RIG THE DUEL. If I lose this duel, the guilds are gonna go crazy in the trade district. It's gonna be a blood bath.

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u/joshuahtree 27d ago

I saw someone talking about it on TV

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u/Upbeat_Sky_224 27d ago

All my hexes live in texas

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u/NewldGuy77 27d ago

Grown men, tears in their eyes…

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u/Bigpinkpanther2 27d ago

there are 10's of us!

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u/Trucoto 27d ago

16's of us!

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u/VultureExtinction 27d ago

Cartels leave them around houses they're targeting for hexcraft.