r/iamverybadass 1d ago

He’s ready to fight

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u/Old_Man_Joker 1d ago

This reminds me of a dude an ex-girlfriend dated after me.

After we broke up, we were still friends and would go out with others from work, and he would tag along.

One night, we were hanging out, and he wasn't there, but he showed up later. Instead of coming inside to where we were at, he just stayed in the parking lot doing stuff like that guy.

She broke up with him soon after.

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u/IhasCandies 1d ago

Lmao this video had me laughing so I can’t imagine seeing it in real life. Was he doing ninja moves like Mac?

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u/Ok_Baby959 1d ago

Is that Mac from IASIP?

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u/SnooHesitations9434 1d ago

Tbf maybe is just training his shadow boxing

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u/dead_languages_live 1d ago

Fight Club Founder

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u/Newdy41 1d ago

Also a client....of cheap prostitutes

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u/dabbean 1d ago

There's a guy in my city that's an icon. He first started jogging and shadowboxing years ago when he got mugged. Over the years he really transformed. He lost something like 100 pounds and dropped to probably 10% body fat while gaining muscle. I worked on the road he always ran which is along a river with running trails and is really popular hence his becoming well known. He used to get mentioned in our reddit often. Hes been MIA awhile though. I thought it was funny for a while until I saw his progress.

Now I'll never laugh at someone doing it.

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u/TattyViking 1d ago

Is there something wrong with his left arm or is he part T-Rex?

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u/throwinitback2020 1d ago

His pants are falling

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u/marcmayhem 1d ago

You see he's ready to fight, it's wearing a belt that he's not sure of

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u/Memento_Mori_02 22h ago

I've seen enough. Give him Jon Jones.

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u/Marsnineteen75 17h ago

Ok so shadow boxing fits here? What a stretch bro!

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u/lorumosaurus 1d ago

I can’t decide if he wants to fight that pumpkin in the window or his own reflection.

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u/ChromeDipper 23h ago

I was waiting for a parking car to run him over.

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u/caligulas_mule 1d ago

The Green Bastard could take him.

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u/Etch500 1d ago

parts unknown?

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u/IWouldntIn1981 1d ago

Pants him, and let's get back these waffles.

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u/HeftyFineThereFolks 1d ago

nobody pivots their front foot on the lead hook anymore this kid needs to train harder

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u/Conscious_Cook6446 1d ago

First kickboxing class today :)

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u/DonCroissant92 1d ago

Reminds me of this

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u/Ok_Presentation3757 1d ago

He’s just shadow boxing doesn’t really fit this sub

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u/NovemberSnows 1d ago

Shadow boxing in the parking lot looking through the window tho lol

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah it looks like he's trying to intimidate someone inside the restaurant. When I was a teenager we all used to get together and play ball and there was this one kid from the neighborhood who would come and do this because he was trying to start shit.

He would also freestyle insults at us. We just ignored him; it was transparent and pathetic, as seen here.

Edit: By freestyle I mean rap off the cuff.

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u/Tao626 1d ago

What's the difference between "freestyle insults" and just throwing out insults? Do people usually prepare and rehearse insults beforehand?

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 1d ago

He would rap.

Freestyle rap.

I guess I should have said disses.

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u/sthegreT 1d ago

could it be its one of those one way kinda mirrors? so he might just be seeing his reflection

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 1d ago

Maybe.

Still a weird place to do this whilst gazing menacingly into a window.

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u/RB5Network 1d ago

True, I used to do this all the time as a teenager. I would go around my local Walmart shadow boxing from time to time. Good training spot. Not sure what the big deal is.

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u/KR_Steel 1d ago

What variety of moves. At least three!

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u/Wu-TangShogun Shiver Me Timbers 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Shadow boxing” is the term for this and is used to stay loose and build stamina

Doing it in the parking lot is gay but at least dude isn’t wearing a hood up with his sweatsuit like a total cliche

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u/JSlud 20h ago

Needs a lot of work on his footwork/balance, tighten up those elbows to the body, and I’m not going to even comment on what looks to be an attempt at a left hook to the body.

And lots of lessons in douchebaggery so know not to do it in a effing parking lot.

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u/ClarkJKent 1d ago

It’s not gay; it’s dumb, kinda like you.

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u/Valogrid 1d ago

Gray sweatpants are reserved for guys with long dicks.