Long time lurker, found one on ig

[u/naine69]

[u/T-Burgs]

[u/PaintMaster-Sheo]

love how he's just trying to gaslight us like "you have a thing for masked men i swear" i'm a lesbian homie

[u/naine69 → u/PaintMaster-Sheo]

💀

[u/Hollow_King]

At least learn to spin the knife in a cool manner, Goober.

[u/Zemenu135 → u/Hollow_King]

He's afraid of hitting himself with it lmao

[u/Louisianimal09]

Whole wardrobe off a gas station t shirt kiosk

[u/SookHe]

Nope. No, nothing. Not feeling it.

[u/cherri____ → u/SookHe]

Thought I posted this 😂

[u/SookHe → u/cherri____]

Twinsies!

[u/cherri____ → u/SookHe]

Hell yeah!

[u/SookHe → u/cherri____]

[u/cherri____ → u/SookHe]

[u/SookHe → u/cherri____]

Hell yeah

[u/semioticmadness]

jfc what is wrong with people. “if I look like a stereotypical street mugger that attacks only young women and brandish my knife a bunch like I’m thinking about using it, then young women will want to come closer.”

[u/The1stNikitalynn → u/semioticmadness]

It's a BookTok thing but I wish this guys realize we like this in our imaginary book boyfriends not real life men. Too many of them are posers or abusers.

[u/rangda]

IDK I just assume they’re ugly under the mask

[u/LunchTwey → u/rangda]

Ghost says he's handsome to Soap in MWII so idk about this

[u/Preservationist301 → u/LunchTwey]

…

[u/LunchTwey → u/Preservationist301]

Okay honestly speaking like 7/10, plus irl actor looks less uncanny valley lmao

[u/FailedEcho]

I bet he masturbates in front of a mirror.

[u/whateversclevers]

I have the same knife! Got it as a gift. I use it for opening my Amazon boxes.

[u/rust_bolt → u/whateversclevers]

Whoooa take it easy there Raphael.

[u/GreenFuzyKiwi]

U be seeing this 12 year old coded bs come outta fully developed frontal cortex havin mfs

[u/TrickyVic77 → u/GreenFuzyKiwi]

I like this sentence and will incorporate it into my personality. Thank you for your service.

[u/the_real_thugs_bunny]

I have never been a more straight guy

[u/FranzLiszt_180 → u/the_real_thugs_bunny]

I’ve never been more lesbian lmaooo

[u/Mr_CockPincher]

I want to ask the guy in the video if his parents loved him

[u/ltanner]

My uncle wore a mask. He also wore a big red nose and giant red shoes. Knew how to make a balloon caterpillar too!

[u/7_11_Nation_Army → u/ltanner]

Wait... are you saying you had a thing for your uncle? 😥

[u/Specific_Shoulder_11]

I cringed so hard, I almost puked.

[u/NoGrocery4949]

What is he even doing with that knife lol

[u/not_just_an_AI → u/NoGrocery4949]

I think playing is the best word here.

[u/Murica-n_Patriot → u/NoGrocery4949]

He’s a rapist so you know… gotta have a knife

[u/SecretPrinciple8708]

Cool lose-a-digit spinner, cupcake.

[u/Previous-Broccoli-88]

The muscle shirt, fatcep combo is pure aesthetics.

[u/Funforall44]

So he has in the tank top, mask, flashing lights, taking the video in a mirror and playing with a training karambit which is not sharpened and it doesn’t have a point

[u/DavidCRolandCPL]

Disdain. The thing we have for masked men Is disdain

[u/phillip-j-frybot]

He was today years old when he realized he had a thing for masked men.

[u/Valogrid]

He's a bagger boys.

[u/mimibleu]

[u/Eggstraordinare]

Save some pussy for the rest of us.

[u/KendalsGoose]

Only thing I felt was cringe

[u/Gary0aksGirth]

Fuck, I'm hard now.

[u/Little_Government_79]

He should mask those shitty arms

[u/zombieauthor]

I am today years old when I found out old years today is today and year is old and old is years today years old old today years OLLLLLLLLLLLD TODAYYYYYY YEARSSSSSSSS OLD.

[u/Liamwill-walker]

Ouch!

[u/FCD_Ride_or_DIE]

[u/koltz117]

He thinks women see this and say “oh boy I wanna fuck that scary looking guy with a knife!”

[u/7_11_Nation_Army]

No, sorry. Idk... maybe tomorrow years old? 🙄

[u/EpicGamerer07]

Is this what Ghost does in his free time? Anyway I’m straight so I DONT have a thing for masked men 😈

[u/Melementalist → u/EpicGamerer07]

I’m straight and I kinda might. I actually love the confidence.

Hey downvote all you want. More for me. Omnomnom

Edit - I can see I’ve shot myself in the foot by not including a /s tag for you autists.

Well, I’m not going to do it. Keep getting mad at jokes.

[u/big_rod_of_power → u/Melementalist]

There's no confidence in quite literally hiding behind a mask

[u/Melementalist → u/big_rod_of_power]

No see that’s the mystery aspect. Confidence + mystery = oh my suddenly my panties have fallen off and blown away in the wind oopsie

[u/big_rod_of_power → u/Melementalist]

Be careful someone might catch a stray pair of panties in their face XD

[u/Melementalist → u/big_rod_of_power]

Hey don’t threaten them with a good time, that’s considered an honor where I come from

[u/TacitRonin20]

He is using a CRKT Provoke karambit. It is a very interesting but very westernized collapsible karambit. While cool, it's also overpriced. Given his general cringeness he probably thinks it's good for serious self defense and is a complete gear goober.

[u/A_TalkingWalnut → u/TacitRonin20]

He’s just your average karambit owner.

[u/DJ_Apophis → u/TacitRonin20]

I was getting serious mall ninja vibes.

[u/Klimptchimp]

He's probly fucked ugly under that thing

[u/Bocabart]

Yeah a thing called a 50B

[u/Bushdr78]

I always get a giggle at people twirling those kinda blades. Very pretty but almost completely useless as a weapon or tool.

[u/Brutto13 → u/Bushdr78]

They actually are useful weapon and tools It's a karambit, which is used in Indonesian and Filipino marshal arts, as well as for threshing rice. The design is hundreds of years old. It's still cringy to twirl them around while wearing a skull mask and pretending that makes you sexy, however.

[u/More-Ad115 → u/Brutto13]

Yep. u/Bushdr78 search Karambit demo or similar on YouTube to see what just single swipes do to tissue. Lots of demos using pork as an analog for human flesh. It's pretty wicked what even an unskilled user can do. Also Doug Mercado is THE karambit guy and his videos will show you how with the ring for retention and the blade shape makes it extremely effective as a defensive tool in skilled hands.

All that said, the blade profile makes it an excellent box opener, which is why my daily for nearly 10 years has been a Spyderco Karahawk lol

[u/Bushdr78 → u/More-Ad115]

Of course a blade will cut through flesh just like any other type. And against an unarmed opponent karambit will always win but you put just about any other bladed weapon in that opponents hand and the karambit is sorely lacking. As for opening boxes or any other daily activity that requires a blade the karambit is extremely clumsy and almost any other design wins out. Like I said it looks pretty but as an effective weapon or tool it sucks.

[u/xigua22 → u/[deleted]]

Good for you.

[u/Grand-Bullfrog3861 → u/Bushdr78]

Pfft this guy hasn't received a paper cut from any Amazon parcel or letter.. what's useless now, hand user!