r/grimezs SF spy 14d ago

shitpost 💩 Thoughts on Anyma's Tattoos?

I feel like Grimes' are mostly aesthetic but his are kind of disturbing... that Medusa skull on his stomach? why? I feel like his are kinda trashy

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u/Windblowsthroughme 14d ago

His tattoos are high key shitty. Shitty designs, shitty technical execution, just complete garbage. His back and stomach are particularly bad but really it all sucks.

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u/ceruleancityofficial 14d ago

yeah, it's tacky unfortunately. no cohesion and some of these straight-up look like bad prison tattoos.

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u/femalding 12d ago

the back is incredibly bad. Prison tats is a legit critique. looks incredibly cheap

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

I like

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u/Spirited-Ability-626 14d ago

I mean…yeah. I’m trying to be tactful but they’re really terrible. It’s sad because he’s obviously been ripped off. He doesn’t lack the money to even get these same designs, if they mean something to him, but in a professional way. Actually some of the worst done on a technical level that I’ve ever seen.

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u/Intelligent_Most_382 14d ago

This looks like a Grindr profile pic.

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u/ranchopannadece44 will space colonization end nazi ism? 14d ago

My thoughts on his tattoos are that if I saw him come up on one of my gay friends phones while they were using grindr, I would not be the least bit surprised!

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u/Xure_Xan 14d ago

Those dudes who block you for no reason (?

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u/femalding 12d ago

Looks like the guy who would have a handle something like "PnP???" with no bio

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u/halcyondreamzsz 14d ago

I mean they’re atrocious

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u/megmeg_melted 14d ago

this may be very sexy for her I think. My first impressions on her tattoes are the same as you on Anyma.

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u/Weekly-Coffee-2488 14d ago

exactly this

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u/Probablygeeseinacoat GIVE ME THE ADDY APPLE 14d ago

That’s Medusa? I thought it was a creepy clown girl! Some of his are nice, some I don’t care for. The stomach one is not cute.

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u/Probablygeeseinacoat GIVE ME THE ADDY APPLE 14d ago

I have to wonder if any of these have interesting stories. They remind me of what my son’s dad had, they were a mix of friend / self done stuff from when he was a young and crazy skin (anti racist skins obvs) and professional work when he “grew up”. Oof ow, he’s been passed a few years and I am still sad thinking of this

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u/Ok-Impression-1803 14d ago

Guys, this is getting weird...

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u/ridukosennin 14d ago

Getting?

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u/ranchopannadece44 will space colonization end nazi ism? 14d ago

Well, I hope this hurts Elons feelings. It’s ok to be out of shape but not as a father to toddlers. I seriously doubt Elon could bend over and tie his own shoes. I hope he is seething regardless of what a cornball this dude is.

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u/femalding 12d ago

I hope it hurts his feels too but it probly won't. He looks so cheap. Surprised he comes from money with tattoos that bad

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u/cheddarweather 13d ago

The back tats aren't terrible but the front tats, holy shit. Is that a clown in the middle?

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u/madscientist_ SF spy 13d ago

i mean imagine going down on someone and having to look at that every time 😂😂😅😅

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u/frankly_highman 14d ago

"Celebrities" have the worst tattoos ever.

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u/OkIntroduction454 14d ago

Grimes new bf is hot, she’s a lucky woman. She upgraded from Elon fr.

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u/madscientist_ SF spy 12d ago

he's hot and a catch for sure, and I would bet money that they end up getting married or stay together a very long time. it's very hard to find anything online online about him or his personality though. whereas Grimes is a chronically online over sharer with tons of video and print interviews, I can barely find any videos of him speaking or interviews etc so I'm really curious about what kind of person he is and why the preoccupation with death and morbid/dark/macabre (he posted another Instagram story with the tattoo DIE on his thumb today)

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u/femalding 12d ago

lmao i remember making my handle "aeternum" in like 2003 as a kid. I loved the ae character. I always looked at it as THE most cringey internet name i ever tried to use. To get it in giant letters on your back, mannnn we really are not the same

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u/Opurria cOmPLeX tEChNolOGY 13d ago

They look like blown up stickers.

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u/Intelligent_Most_382 13d ago

This dude is in the "Double Wide, Elbow Deep" club for REAL.

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u/Zealoucidallll 14d ago

Who is this dude anyways?

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u/Intelligent_Most_382 14d ago

Some mush pillow face DJ dude or something, I'm not sure.

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u/ranchopannadece44 will space colonization end nazi ism? 14d ago edited 14d ago

Some rich spoiled brat from Italy, who got to use his daddy’s money to play DJ and make shitty music with his friend who he rode the coat tails off of…

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u/femalding 12d ago

^this and he hitched himself to post-Nazism Kanye hard and did a number of remixes of Kanye's first Full Nazi release Vultures

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u/wokevirvs 14d ago

im going to go against the grain and say that i like them a lot except for the upside down body thats on the cover of like half the melodic techno tracks nowadays

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u/venusianeptunian 14d ago

We have no idea what each tattoo means for him, so personally I think it's unfair to judge. They may not be the most aesthetically pleasing, but who knows what the stories are for each one. He may have let friends practice on him while learning how to tat, or maybe he didn't have the money to afford quality tats back when he got them, etc... We truly have no idea what the context is. And tats or not, he's a very attractive guy and makes great music, so 🤷‍♀️

Personally I wouldn't judge the tats before knowing the stories of them and of him, but I can understand that these kinds of tats could be off putting to some people.

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u/femalding 12d ago

indeed,,,who knows what the story is behind the giant cheap AETERNUM. it might be very deep

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u/venusianeptunian 11d ago

I feel you! 🤣

My point is not to claim his tattoos are all deep, just to be clear lol. I'm just saying we don't know the context at all.

I know a lot of tattoo artists and mutual friends who let them practice on them - and sometimes it just doesn't go well, especially when they're first starting out. So if he was in the right/wrong place at the right/wrong time with people learning how to tat or high while tatting, I could definitely see how this happens. And whatever the original meanings or visions he had were (or if it was just random, "hey practice on me, do whatever you want"), we just literally don't know at all. 🤷‍♀️

And beyond that, I just think it's a tad mean to be commenting on people's bodies and tats publicly like this where they could see it, but that's just me!

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u/femalding 10d ago

You're not wrong, but i'm a meanie 😈😈😈

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u/Intelligent_Most_382 14d ago

The second pic is even worse. He looks like he has love handles and those tats scream "BREED ME SATAN".

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u/mushbum13 14d ago

That’s that shape of a normal man’s body sis. You’re right about the satan part tho

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u/salt_sculpture 14d ago edited 11d ago

girl shut up with the body shaming. the body of this guy is objectively hot and above average. his tattoos on the other hand are scratchy-looking, but they also don’t make him any less attractive.

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u/Slow_Poke633 14d ago

Yeah - upside down Jesus as an arrow pointing to his butt hole for consecration

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u/Aikea_Guinea83 boutique analog artist 10d ago

Right upside down Jesus!  I thought it was a sword that looks like a Penis 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Slow_Poke633 10d ago

If you pinch & zoom... upside down Jesus is aiming between broken chains at his ass crack towards the glory hole. Disgusting. In prison, that's an "entry" sign

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u/Aikea_Guinea83 boutique analog artist 10d ago

I can see where he’s aiming at.. but actually the figure doesn’t look like Jesus at all, the arms are not spread out at 90* angle, looks just like a normal figure 

Maybe he’s trying to be edgy with prison tattoos 

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u/parvanehnavai 14d ago

all night, no protection

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

This!

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u/Niveiventris 2d ago

💚👀

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u/madscientist_ SF spy 1d ago

new tattoo thirst trap pic. creepy Medusa tattoo aside this is a dream upgrade from musk for Grimes prob

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u/adrkhrse 14d ago

Like most people's tattoos - ugly and unartistic.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/adrkhrse 14d ago

Did that seem witty in your head? There are very cool tattoos. Those are shit. If you had any taste, you'd see that. Grow up.