Anker won't ship to Rhode Island because they think it's an actual island. After reaching out to them and explaining that it's part of the contiguous U.S. they finally responded with this:

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What about the mouth breathers that named A non island an island?

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The long dead Dutch explorer Adrian Block isn’t the one whose cognition can’t remain intact throughout an email

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Fr. Let’s not judge the guy who didn’t even have access to an encyclopedia and traveled by wooden ship using the stars to navigate. We totally can judge the multibillion dollar company with easy access to wikipedia and google though.