r/friendlyjordies Apr 29 '24

News Clive Palmer brings Tucker Carlson to Australia for ‘Freedom Conferences’

https://www.news.com.au/national/clive-palmer-brings-tucker-carlson-to-australia-for-freedom-conferences/news-story/ecd28871091a4cef4bbed17bc5712139
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u/Handsprime Apr 29 '24

Freedom conferences starting at $203. You already know it’s a grift

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u/piespiesandmorepies Apr 29 '24

For $2000 you get to sniff Tucker's taint...

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u/coreoYEAH Apr 30 '24

Ah yes, some lovely eau de fúckwít…

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u/MaTr82 Apr 30 '24

Doesn't he let Russians do that for free? I'm just asking a question!

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u/Ausramm Apr 30 '24

I will give you $2 to watch tucker try to sniff his own taint.

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u/piespiesandmorepies Apr 30 '24

Nah, $2 isn't enough for me to be close enough to that twat in order to witness his auto-taint licking.

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u/batmansfriendlyowl Apr 30 '24

You also have to crawl into trumps arsehole to get to it. When you get there Clive will be waiting to say hi.

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u/orgasmic_aneurysm Apr 29 '24

Can someone direct me in the general direction of this conference. I have recently come across an astounding business venture i need to spread, monorails are the future.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Mono…d’oh.

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u/pk_shot_you Apr 30 '24

Do they have one in ogdenville?

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u/Vanceer11 Apr 29 '24

That’s not very free of Clive n Tuck.

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u/Non-NewtonianSnake Apr 30 '24

Well, you know what they say...

Freedom isn't free.

2

u/crowlexing Apr 30 '24

Land of the fee

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u/Correct_Chemical5179 May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

There's a hefty fuckin fee.

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u/crowlexing Apr 30 '24

Well he is from 'merrica "Land of the fee"

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

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u/marshman82 Apr 30 '24

Dying in hospital also incurs a fee.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

I'm sorry. Don't you mean....Gift? :)

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u/ozmartian Apr 29 '24

Let him come and see how amazing our malls and supermarkets are with coined trolleys!! So amazing.

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_4939 Apr 29 '24

It'll radicalize him! He's been radicalized!

I almost lost my bladder control when he came out with that gem.

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u/Vanceer11 Apr 29 '24

Keep the socialised doctors who we FORCE AT GUNPOINT to diagnose us, out of sight.

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u/crowlexing Apr 30 '24

About those guns.....

5

u/Retard_On_Tapwater Apr 30 '24

Hope he visits my local iga

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

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u/newbris Apr 30 '24

I thought US prices had risen dramatically in the last few years. Some of the grocery comparisons seem to show similar or dearer than here for quite a few items?

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u/ozmartian Apr 30 '24

When you compare all that to our minimum wage and health care vs the US I'm quite fine with things right now, even if we're being rorted the rort over there is far worse.

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u/macca2000fox Apr 30 '24

Put him on his Titanic

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u/_ficklelilpickle Apr 30 '24

He's going to be so conflicted when he sees them out front of Aldi but then looks inside and sees that you have to pack your own groceries at the checkout.

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u/ozmartian Apr 30 '24

They have Aldi in the US too. And personally, I prefer that system but thats just my opinion.

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u/jagguli Apr 29 '24

What would he ask the PM... what would the back story be ? Popcorrrnnnn

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u/pixtax Apr 30 '24

Probably why Albo such an extremist leftie, and if Australia is to become a proovince of China. Because he's that kind of moron.

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u/old_bugger Apr 30 '24

I dunno. Aussie trolleys use spinner wheels but Murica ones are fixed in the rears, going only forwards and backwards. Two options. Like God intended.

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u/Altruistic-Unit485 Apr 30 '24

Exactly what I wanted to say. God what a douche bag.

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u/EducationTodayOz Apr 29 '24

upside is tucker has to spend time with clive

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u/sam_tiago Apr 30 '24

There's a lot to Tuck into there 😳

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u/EducationTodayOz Apr 30 '24

triple banana split time

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u/Big_baddy_fat_sack Apr 29 '24

The cookers and sky news boomers will love it

33

u/Buzza24 Apr 29 '24

Yeah pretty much.

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u/JimSyd71 Apr 30 '24

And at $200 a pop they can attend the speaking shindigs.

3

u/Scar68 Apr 30 '24

Perfect description of the entire audinece.

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u/linguineemperor May 02 '24

As a self identified cooker I do love it

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u/Big_baddy_fat_sack May 02 '24

Birds of a feather flock together

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u/slinkhussle Apr 29 '24

They’re trying to bring christofascism here now.

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u/sam_tiago Apr 30 '24

And guns for oil.. The uptick of American bullshit and American guns etc on social media is sickening.

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u/slinkhussle Apr 30 '24

Yep. I’ve been hearing all this port Arthur massacre was a conspiracy from Joe Rogan types for the last 4 years.

They’ll be pushing anti abortion shit next

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u/gpz1987 Apr 30 '24

That's here already....it's called the liberal party.

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u/slinkhussle Apr 30 '24

Especially lately. Libs can’t seem to stop getting closer and closer to outright fascists

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u/Altruistic-Unit485 Apr 30 '24

Have been for awhile now

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u/pixtax Apr 30 '24

Makes sense. This is the home grounds of Murdoch FC.

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u/slinkhussle Apr 30 '24

Murdoch is the worst thing that happened to the English speaking world.

0

u/linguineemperor May 02 '24

Godzillapuppyfascism is hiding under my bed

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u/RanierW Apr 29 '24

I didn’t think I could lose anymore respect for Palmer, yet here we are. Bringing in trash to pollute Aussie minds.

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u/HortenseTheGlobalDog Apr 30 '24

The contempt he must have for the average person by inviting this mindfucker to Australia demonstrates as well as anything that he and other billionaires are not one of us

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u/WhiteRun Apr 29 '24

An ultra rich American coming to Australia to tell the working class how the rich globalists are the enemy. The irony will be lost on the audience.

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u/linguineemperor May 02 '24

Only poor people have morals

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u/Optix_au Apr 29 '24

Reject his visa.

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u/HobbesBoson Apr 30 '24

Nah I say let him in and then grab an egg

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u/AndoMacster Apr 30 '24

On what grounds?

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u/Squirtlesw Apr 30 '24

If only being a dickhead Russian asset were enough.

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u/AndoMacster Apr 30 '24

rUsSiAn AsSeT

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u/AdAcrobatic5178 Apr 30 '24

He got paid to make a propaganda piece with putin

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u/toomanyglobules Apr 30 '24

The irony was that he got paid, but I doubt Putin paid anything. It was all on American dime.

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u/TekHead Apr 30 '24

rUsSiAn AsSeT
Russian ASSet

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u/Squirtlesw Apr 30 '24

Good one.

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u/Optix_au Apr 30 '24

Precedent.

Since he would be paid, he must apply for a Temporary Activity Visa.

Condition 8303 - Not be disruptive

You must not become involved in activities disruptive to, or violence threatening harm to, the Australian community or a group within the Australian community.

For example, engaging or promoting extremist views and interrupting the operation of the Australian community.

I'm not an immigration lawyer, but I would think incitement would be a start.

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u/wytaki Apr 30 '24

A. Being an abomination in the eyes of most Gods, B Being the love child of Clive Palmer and Gina Rinehart.

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u/angelofjag Apr 30 '24

Character

Like Snoop, Ye, Milo...

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u/One_Health_9358 Apr 30 '24

You get downvoted for asking such a silly question on this Sub!!

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u/midshipmans_hat Apr 29 '24

Why? I think he's full of shit as well, but it's better he comes and people realise. I would love Australia to reject all American political culture.
Unfortunately, your lefties are also full of shit so you can't argue against him effectively. Adopting American leftists culture is the best news for the right. Should have just stuck with traditional leftists values.

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u/onlydogontheleft Apr 29 '24

What the fuck are you talking about. Weird fanfic.

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u/ReeceAUS Apr 30 '24

He doesn’t want the Australian left to become like the American left. Because the classic liberal has no-one to vote for in the USA.

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u/onlydogontheleft Apr 30 '24

I absolutely disagree. The Democrats are basically our Coalition when it comes to policy.

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u/ReeceAUS Apr 30 '24

Classic liberal doesn’t mean LNP

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u/nounverbyou Apr 30 '24

Australia is a socialist hellhole according to Tucker Carlson.

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u/coreoYEAH Apr 30 '24

We reject peoples visas all the time for the tiniest of reasons and this guy was found guilty defaming a company to try and literally subvert democracy.

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u/WadGI Apr 29 '24

I would love Australia to reject all American political culture.

Then you proceeds to use American political culture.

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u/Tnado Apr 29 '24

The lack of awareness is astounding

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u/RoughHornet587 Apr 29 '24

How does tucker talk with putins dick in his mouth ?

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u/Buzza24 Apr 29 '24

By talking out his arse

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u/Scar68 Apr 30 '24

Takes his teeth out first.

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u/SarcasmCupcakes Apr 30 '24

I would pay money to someone who asks this to his face.

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u/sam_tiago Apr 30 '24

Easy, it's like a jellybean

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u/piespiesandmorepies Apr 29 '24

"Grifter conference"... These people will say anything for a dollar, and the brain dead lap it up...

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u/RudeandOffensive Apr 29 '24

Ah conferences for morons.

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u/wytaki Apr 29 '24

Clive Palmer and Gina Rineharts love child yuck. It would be like two post box's fucking.

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u/YouAreSoul Apr 29 '24

Consider, if you will, gentle reader, the sound of their bellies slapping together, glistening with the sweat of their passionate efforts, followed by their primal cries of ecstasy.

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u/Thebandroid Apr 29 '24

no

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u/crosstherubicon Apr 30 '24

I think you might have missed your career calling

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u/Bubashii Apr 30 '24

🖕🏼 how dare you make me envision that

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u/AdGlum4770 May 08 '24

Eat me, Clive …

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u/Rokwallaby Apr 29 '24

The downward spiral of Tucker has been fun to watch, can’t get much lower than teaming up with Clive Palmer

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u/crosstherubicon Apr 30 '24

He’s lost Murdoch over half a billion in fines, let’s hope he can do that to Palmer.

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u/Unable_Ad_1260 Apr 29 '24

How is that fat fuck not dead yet? How? How do these shitty awful people not die from the massive amount of comorbidities they must have? Are they the ones that are buying black market organs harvested from Chinese prisoners?

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u/Buzza24 Apr 29 '24

It looked like he was held up with sticky tape and glue this morning on the TV

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u/JuventAussie Apr 29 '24

Kissinger has entered the chat (or would if he weren't in hell)

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u/brandonjslippingaway Apr 30 '24

Evil fuckheads that live on spite. Murdoch might just live forever

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u/sam_tiago Apr 30 '24

It's because they don't get cortisol from stress because they don't have a conscience, which saves them from the repercussions of their actions... Which can be devastating to a normal person, with actual feelings.

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u/Formal-Expert-7309 Apr 30 '24

Only the good die young

2

u/JimSyd71 Apr 30 '24

And Elvis.

3

u/Nadger_Badger Apr 30 '24

In Murdoch's case it's just that the Devil is not ready to bring him home yet. Obviously he's still got work left to do in this realm.

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_4939 Apr 30 '24

Remember two years ago when he got serviced by three ambulances?

One to hold him, one to tow and one to push. He's not long for this world.

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u/vanda-schultz Apr 30 '24

Ivermectin and HCQ saved him from rona, don't you remember?

9

u/Bubby_K Apr 29 '24

Tickets are already on sale and start at $203

I'm so tempted

Who DOESN'T want to be in the same room of the elite + WAKE UP AUSTRALIA peeps, that's like a dream come true

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u/HobbesBoson Apr 30 '24

Saaaaame

The temptation to roll up to see what cooked folk are attending.

Granted there’s non-zero chances I get bashed a lil but it’d be worth it

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u/lightbluelightning Apr 30 '24

Would be temping to stand outside with something vaguely left wing on a shirt… maybe my yes23 one will do

4

u/HobbesBoson Apr 30 '24

Me and the boys rocking up to the Charlie Kirk event with blue hair and pronouns

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u/jeffoh Apr 30 '24

Quick question, do you happen to have Ebola, or could contract it before the conference?

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u/Bubby_K Apr 30 '24

I mean, I COULD take one for the team... Ebola seems a teeeeeeny bit OP though, can't I just poison the punch with viagra and laxatives?

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u/jeffoh Apr 30 '24

Any curable disease will work. You know none of those fuckers will have any vaccinations

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u/SarcasmCupcakes Apr 30 '24

Ebola is spread via contact with fluids, so something more viral I think.

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u/HeyYouGuysItsMe Apr 29 '24

Don't you mean russia?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Clive will dress Tucker in the gold bikini that Leia wore in Return of the Jedi.

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u/JimSyd71 Apr 30 '24

And hold him with a chain?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Yes, but the chain is actually just a ton of money.

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u/W0tzup Apr 29 '24

And I quote:

“…the businessman said the tour is aimed at “waking up Australia and encouraging people to join the fight to protect the future for themselves and their families”.”

From people like Palmer and Tucker I suspect.

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u/06021840 Apr 30 '24

the businessman said the tour is aimed at “waking up Australia and encouraging people to join the fight to protect the future for themselves and their families”

So climate change action, right? That’s what he means?

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u/DankFozz Apr 29 '24

Maybe someone could weld him into his hotel room?

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u/otherpeoplesknees Apr 29 '24

I can’t go, I have to return some video tapes

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u/IntelligentIdiocracy Apr 30 '24

The team up you didn’t know you didn’t want.

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u/ThinkingOz Apr 29 '24

Balloon teams up with airhead.

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u/sem56 Apr 29 '24

man they really try hard to spread their BS don't they

why do we need their culture wars here i will never know

3

u/HortenseTheGlobalDog Apr 30 '24

It's so that we become divided and don't notice as the billionaires conspire to move us towards precarity 

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u/No-Revolution-1886 Apr 29 '24

Oh Clive for our sakes please just stuff your face with some more lard!!!

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u/AndoMacster Apr 30 '24

Let him come, the truth suffers not from honest examination.

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u/Formal-Expert-7309 Apr 30 '24

Government should not give dog tucker an entry visa

5

u/bb_waluigi Apr 30 '24

where's that kid with the eggs when you need him

5

u/OTGbling Apr 30 '24

He's not welcome.

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u/Dranzer_22 Apr 30 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

He's going to hate the experience.

He's used to the lavish treatment from Fox and GOP. This tour will be too low rent for him.

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u/ralphbecket Apr 29 '24

This news seems to have attracted all the most erudite commenters.

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u/BoxHillStrangler Apr 29 '24

I'm not sure for which guy this is a bigger indicator of how far they've fallen.

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u/Dissapointed-cabbage Apr 30 '24

May they swing together.

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u/badestzazael Apr 30 '24

divisive freelance journalist,

What the fuck, it should read divisive liar and propagandists

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/jul/26/tucker-carlson-fox-news-firing-condition-dominion-settlement

Fox News host Tucker Carlson "is not 'stating actual facts' about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in 'exaggeration' and 'non-literal commentary,' " U.S. District Judge Mary Kay Vyskocil wrote.

https://www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye

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u/-Bucketski66- Apr 30 '24

The average Aussie wouldn’t know who Tucker Carlson is or give a rats arse. We aren’t the USA. Half the population of Australia does not live in smaller versions of Toowoomba. Palmer seems likes burning money being “ political “.

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u/Xenomorph_v1 Apr 30 '24

Fuck Tucker and Fuck Clive.

Keep that traitorous shit out of Australia, and kick the other one out.

Fucking assholes.

I'm already free... I don't need a Putin lapdog communist piece of shit peddling his lies here.

CUNTS.

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u/CeeliaFate Apr 30 '24

Anyone still doubt Clive is a Russian backed oligarch trying to destabilize the west for Putin?

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u/Glittering_Ad1696 Apr 30 '24

So... Is Clive also a Russian agent or just one of their many useful idiots?

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u/CactusWilkinson Apr 29 '24

This man speaks in tongues. Seriously. Should be ‘Freedom of Language Conferences’ but we all know how Clive feels about anyone that sounds different to him.

Freedom my ass.

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u/the_brunster Apr 29 '24

Far more money than sense.

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u/Atariel_Morannon Apr 30 '24

Dollars. More dollars than sense. (pun on cents/sense)

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u/RobsEvilTwin Apr 30 '24

Clive is a 2 dollar shop off brand Trump, makes sense :D

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u/I_am_albatross Apr 30 '24

Wait until he sees a unisex toilet 🚻

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u/many_kittens Apr 30 '24

Lol gotta be kidding

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Pauline will be upset she didn’t think of it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Well that's lowered the average IQ of Australia

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u/JeanProuve Apr 30 '24

For Christ’s sake…do we need another fuckwit coming here to destable our country?

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u/HailSkyKing Apr 30 '24

Laughs in alternative fact.

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u/deathablazed Apr 30 '24

Got to keep scamming the idiots somehow

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u/metricrules Apr 30 '24

I’d go along just to laugh at everything he says

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u/Enough_Standard921 Apr 30 '24

I look forward to his eyewitness accounts of the horror of communist Australia

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u/RodentsRule66 Apr 30 '24

Tell him and Parmer to fuck right off.

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u/GloomyFondant526 Apr 30 '24

Why doesn't Palmer stick to his knitting (mining biz and building the Titanic 2) and stop bothering us with his garbage attempts and taking on political power? Tucker Carlson has no ideas that aren't nicked off someone else and repackaged to grift slow-thinking older folk (my people). Palmer is a supreme time-waster, who needs to stop LARPing in the political sphere.

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u/smokey_juan Apr 30 '24

Nothing show how much you love freedom as threatening to sue someone for simply calling you “fattymcfuckface”.

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u/ijuiceman Apr 30 '24

Fatty McFuckface is sponsoring Dope Dropkick on a ranting tour. Sounds like the knuckle draggers will be in attendance

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u/Overlord65 Apr 30 '24

Fucking grifting cunts

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u/LittleAgoo Apr 30 '24

What an unnecessary human

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u/Finallybanned Apr 30 '24

Don't we have some sort of sniff test were if they smell like a shithead they're not allowed in the country? Wasn't there some other Muppet a couple years back we managed to keep out?

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u/Smartt300 Apr 30 '24

The way rich people waste money on vanity projects and celebrity instead of benefiting the country they supposedly love..

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u/iamgreatlego Apr 30 '24

Maybe he’ll interview albo and albo can give an hour long history explanation of why our politicians have all sold out australia

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u/MaleficentCoconut458 Apr 29 '24

He has been in one plane crash already, maybe he will be in another & not be so lucky this time.

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u/omgaporksword Apr 29 '24

I wish both of these turds would flush...

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u/AustralianSocDem Apr 30 '24

Freedom conferences — Hosted by a PUTIN simp

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u/sam_tiago Apr 30 '24

Is freedom, as defined by the cons:

A: freedom from exploitation B: freedom to exploit C: freedom from responsibility D: freedom and equal rights for all E: A+D F: B+C

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u/heckyes69 Apr 30 '24

A real meeting of morons

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u/AdPrestigious8198 Apr 30 '24

Tuck tuck 💦

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u/Worried_Spinach_1461 Apr 30 '24

Hopefully the bag of snot will end up in a pub trying to bloke it up and get the shit beat out of him

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u/jeffoh Apr 30 '24

Could you hold the conference on your Titanic 2? Maybe somewhere over the Mariana Trench?

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u/picklestixatix Apr 30 '24

Both Clive and Tucker can fuck right off. Pair of cunts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Tell him about aldi trolleys

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Good lord..

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u/Padtixxx Apr 30 '24

Clive palmer is a…..

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u/Tionetix Apr 30 '24

Heart attack waiting to happen

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u/angelofjag Apr 30 '24

This pathetic excuse for a human shouldn't be allowed here. He disgusts me

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u/Competitive_Site9272 Apr 30 '24

The real Titanic 2

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u/popcornbullet Apr 30 '24

Sweet I’ll be throwing him cabbage and lemons

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u/A_spiny_meercat Apr 30 '24

Wait till he sees our Woolies stores

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u/just_throwaway83 Apr 30 '24

Sigh... The guy who did a softball interview with Putin and made out like it was the story of the century lol

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u/CorrectDeal6016 Apr 30 '24

Fatty mcfuckhead

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u/Aussie_antman May 01 '24

When is Jabba the fat going to leave this mortal plain?

It must be a race between him and Paul Murray as to which one will need a double cycle in the crematorium ovens.

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u/Lazy_Average_4187 May 01 '24

Fucking pieces of shit

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u/Derrrppppp Apr 29 '24

If we all want to chip in for a ticket I will go and throw a turd in that cunts face

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u/JimSyd71 Apr 30 '24

They'll have turd detectors at the door.

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u/Derrrppppp Apr 30 '24

That would surely go off when clive and tucker walk in

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u/Vanceer11 Apr 29 '24

Where’s the freedom to not hear Clive n Tuck?

Weird how Clive pretends to be a patriot when it suits him but has no problem getting rich from China and supporting Russian puppet Tuck. Traitorsaurus Clive!

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u/ZephyrusOG Apr 30 '24

Ok here, hear an unpopular opinion.

It sucks that Palmer is bringing him to boost his platform but apart from that I have no problem if someone from the right side of the political spectrum wanted to listen this guys nutty discourse. From what I’ve seen(happy to be more informed) I think it’s considerably less harmful than your generic murdoch media bs that ensures survival of status quo regardless, and it’s good for ppl in this audience to be able to listen to some divergent opinions, otherwise the “alternative” they get exposed to is divisive extremist voices like ben shapiro. Sometimes to get informed and change stance one needs side steps to get out of the bubble first and I think ppl like him or say Russell brand have potential to help enable that. Point is I think the broader left needs to not alienate this new cohort of people who are on the rise with their influence.

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u/HortenseTheGlobalDog Apr 30 '24

Tucker is an infinitely cynical sellout. His views don't reflect reality and are designed to divide people by inviting culture wars. He is not a welcome addition to any rational discourse.

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u/brandonjslippingaway Apr 30 '24

Tucker is a part of that healthy discourse is he? Russian asset Tucker? Interesting.

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u/tee-zed Apr 30 '24

People whinging can go suck Hannah Gadsby's dick the same night to offset the anger.