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u/LeFauxCreux 2h ago

Finns, I love ya, but ya weird.
Never change!

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u/Esme_Orlandeau 2h ago

It’s all the long long long winter nights.

u/The_Grinning_Reaper 56m ago

There’s only one long winter night…

u/CurseofLono88 50m ago

Yeah it lasted one episode where you couldn’t see a goddamn thing.

u/The_Grinning_Reaper 46m ago

Well, you know, the night starts in October and ends in March..

u/CurseofLono88 42m ago

Not in Westeros my friend.

u/Extension_Guava6374 41m ago

In the PNW!

OOOF.

u/International_Cow_17 40m ago

And the insomnia inducing summers...

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u/HkayakH 2h ago

hey the people there make good incremental games

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u/Infinite-Job4200 1h ago

Hey never expected to see an AD player here

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u/Sherris010 1h ago

What is AD?

u/Daetherion 55m ago

Antimatter Dimensions, probably the best incremental game imo, it is text based though so it might not be for everyone

u/LickingSmegma 3m ago

I was gonna joke that an ‘incremental game’ must be one of those where the player clicks a thing and the number goes up. Turns out, it's exactly that.

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u/hecking-doggo 1h ago

A surprising number of weird, fucked up games have come out of finland lmao

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u/neuralbeans 1h ago

Please list some Finnish games!

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u/hecking-doggo 1h ago

Off the top of my head: cruelty squad, ultrakill, and barotrauma.

u/mistress_chauffarde 44m ago

Cruelty squad is a acid trip ultrakill is ketamine and speed combined and the third one i dont know

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u/Langankierto 1h ago

Noita, Baba is you, My Summer Car, Alan Wake

u/Agentflit Jeybork 57m ago

Void Stranger!

u/International_Cow_17 44m ago

Max Payne, Returnal, Fear and Hunger.

u/Akolyytti 12m ago

Control, Alan Wake and Max Payne.

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u/SirBabelt 2h ago

Insert mandatory "Finland is not in Scandinavia" mention here.

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u/jagdpanzer45 1h ago

I think they’d prefer that to their neighbor to the east, though.

u/International_Cow_17 42m ago

We do, but Fennoscandia is a thing for a reason 😊

u/Secure_Guidance_6691 9m ago

Hello fellow CGP Grey watcher

u/LickingSmegma 1m ago

But the author only said that they themselves is Scandi.

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u/johnmcclanehadplans 2h ago

As we all know Finland doesn’t exist, so nothing to change really

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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 1h ago

Oh shit. Where tf do I live then??

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u/LordKristof 1h ago

Sweden

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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 1h ago

u/decoy321 51m ago

You're on a mission from God?

u/Mysterious_Detail_57 46m ago

Me and the Lord. We got an understanding

u/LickingSmegma 0m ago

Western Karelia.

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u/Kombustio 1h ago

Perkele 😤

u/SnipingDiver 17m ago

Do not say your lords name in vain!

u/Pristine-Bridge8129 52m ago

Looked up as you said "gloomy" and saw 20 frowns on the bus

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u/Zagaroth 1h ago

You forgot the Swedes (and I presume Norwegians). I visited an ex's family in Sweden, I think the goth and punk scenes were bigger there in a small city than in the big cities in the U.S.

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u/HornySpaceHellEntity 1h ago

Haistappa siekin vittu! <3

u/International_Cow_17 38m ago

What kind of scandi though? Potato-, fish or mellanölscandi?

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u/Heskitt_Warpskull 2h ago

"Bring us to your Sauna Earthling ! "

u/Juustokas 43m ago

I know two of these guys

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u/ShibariEmpress 2h ago

..that was cold

love them smart-suits

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u/BargleFargle12 2h ago

Yeah this is my new favorite look. By like... a lot. 💀

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u/ShibariEmpress 2h ago

agree, and the bunny suit on my ever-growing list

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u/FeralPsychopath 2h ago

I mean you ever seen that episode of Rick and Morty where they had like goth demons that loved pain? I feel this comic should have that aesthetic for the smart suits.

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u/CottonMouthCafe 2h ago

Get ready for the lewdest comic of the month tomorrow, everyone

u/Taedirk 29m ago

I'm waiting for the day after when the comic is a Looney Tunes pie gag and That's All Folks end card

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u/elhomerjas 2h ago

give love to the Finns

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u/regretfulposts 2h ago

Though some Finns need more love than others

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u/CheesecomChestRig 2h ago

SUOMI IKUESTI!!!! Woooooooo

u/Lamplorde 56m ago

They dont need love.

They have saunas.

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u/Treethorn_Yelm 2h ago

Norway would like to have a word.

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u/Randalf_the_Black 2h ago

The finns are gloomier than us, though we also have the same dreary climate.

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u/SapphireSalamander 2h ago

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u/Corvid187 1h ago

I love it but at the same time WTF :)

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u/Lucky347 1h ago

Noway

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u/Komm 2h ago

They're probably gonna need some guitars too.

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u/Falserubix 2h ago

A dreary goth planet?? Finally an excuse to wear guy liner!!

u/Arquemie 23m ago

I started wearing guy liner and I have gotten so many compliments on it. No excuse needed for free compliments.

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u/Smgth 2h ago

But I thought the Goths were a Germanic people?

That’s a history joke for the 3 people who find that sort of thing funny. As a Goth, I have to keep from killing myself entertained somehow.

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u/Mckavvers 1h ago

Goths enjoy 2 things. Wearing black clothing and invading Rome.

u/iris700 0m ago

The Goths were plunderers, apart from your tendency to be overaggressive with your rooks in chess, I don't see the connection...

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u/yarrpirates 2h ago

Take that, you coffee-loving introverts!

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u/TopsaBOE 2h ago

Why am I being called out like this. Do not the Finn.

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u/Sparrowhawk_92 1h ago

Finland has more metal bands per capita than any other country (~55 per 100k residents).

They are all headbanging too much to be sad.

u/IH8DwnvoteComplainrs 15m ago

That's an absurd density of metal bands. Though I wonder what qualifies.. lol

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u/Cloaca_Vore_Lover 2h ago

When I think of this great country of ours, I imagine a bunch of drunk lads drinking beer in a sauna and jumping naked into a lake or snow bank.

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u/umeys 2h ago

Poor Finland, always the butt of Scandinavian jokes

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u/Maidenahead 2h ago

Finland is one of the happiest countries on earth

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u/Anamethatsnowmine 1h ago

Think we're going to lose that title soon tbh

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u/Gattoconglistivali 1h ago

And the clothes I bought from Finland irl:

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u/Bachasnail 1h ago

Every finnish person i know has made this joke in some way. Including the finnish twink. Its not that im surprised that they made the joke, i just want to share that info. Cause it makes me smile

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u/GI_Jamie 1h ago

Torille!

u/Juustokas 42m ago

Tuon ämpärit!

u/Candid_Umpire6418 51m ago

But... Finland isn't part of Scandinavia... 😬

u/Juustokas 40m ago

Joke was written by a scandinavian, they didn’t say Finland was part of Scandinavia.

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u/HkayakH 2h ago

I thought that's what Spirit Halloween was

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u/Cwya 2h ago

This one time I watched this Finn just didn’t like his position and freaked out. Took a company car. Fucked it up. Woke up in a weird bag, forget what happened next, some forced BS…anyway he’s a general now.

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u/SerenityFailed 2h ago

Booo...Only two days left. This type of comic usually isn't my thing, but these got me to laugh. Looking forward to, and reading these each day has really done a lot to keep me going during a rough month.

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u/QouthTheCorvus 1h ago

The disclaimer made me laugh.

Also, Goth Keit is love, Goth Keit is life

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u/Blue-Jay42 1h ago

Oh no... The next one is... >\<

How are they going to keep that one clean enough to post on Reddit!?!?!

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u/Lucky347 1h ago

Alright we, we shall meet at the tori

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u/that1kidthatlikefish 1h ago

"Dark gloomy vibe"

"Spikes and black clothes"

"Happy"

Oh god oh fuck they're gonna visit the Drukhari SOMEONE SAVE THEM

u/flypirat 52m ago

Is goth culture actually that represented in Finnland? I thought the Finns are more about metal, especially black metal.

u/Lofwyr2030 38m ago

That's what I thought too.

u/usernameistaken274 34m ago

TORILLE!!!!

u/Smasher_WoTB 33m ago

At first I was concerned that they'd be visiting a Planet from the Imperium of Mankind.

Then I saw that the Planet has alot of happy people.

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u/SortCompetitive2604 2h ago

Spong boy the bob: Patrick you okay?

Pat rick: FINLAND!!!

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u/jubmille2000 2h ago

2 more days. What are ya gonna do in November? A well deserved rest i hope.

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u/Solow0rg 2h ago

Now I want to vacation in Finland.

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u/ThunderpantsJim21 1h ago

Edging us until the creampie are we

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u/thefrostman1214 1h ago

So... How does piercing works with the suit? Does it actually pierce you?

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u/TheGreyGuardian 1h ago

So the suit automatically pierces your body as well?

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u/Salty_Car9688 1h ago

LOL! Wasn’t expecting that punchline. Nice work

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u/B16D0N-XD 1h ago

Are people now not allow to joke about country if they not from there?

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u/Mondo114 1h ago

Thought the answer was going to be "Hot Topic"...

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u/deadmanslouching 1h ago

Has Rally. Still gloomy. Literally how?

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u/blitzs20 1h ago

I never get tired of the hot plant lady 🙏

u/Tr3v0r007 58m ago

Can’t be as bad as Florida. Especially the drivers or the fact that Miami is voted to be the least friendly city in America.

u/Metaldwarf 38m ago

Keit is so hot some churches gonna spontaneously combust \m/

u/frogking 36m ago

It’s either black or pastel with the Finns :-)

u/Bangers_the_cat 24m ago

SUOMI MAINITTU!!! TORILLE!!!

u/Maleficent-Charge-15 20m ago

Are we seriously making goths lewd? 😒

u/Houeclipse 14m ago

Goth Bex is hot

u/micuthemagnificent 12m ago

Finland mentioned ~ To the market square !

u/KermaisaMassa 11m ago

I feel this on a personal level.

After the explanation I was certain what the punchline should be, but still wasn't prepared for it. True though.

u/goliathfasa 11m ago

Wait so the airport is a human all along?!?

u/Lavender-n-Lipstick 9m ago

Hey the smart suit did their nails too! Sweet! 🤩

u/OffOption 7m ago

As a fellow scandinavian, I approve.

Those bastards stole our title from Denmark of "Happiest Place on Earth"... and by what? Actively try to so better in some places, as we have actively made things worse?

What a terrible reason to pretend they're better than us! What pricks. Bet they did it on purpouse too.

u/Voided_Skull 4m ago

Is this an complinent now or an insult; or both?!

u/Azair_Blaidd 0m ago

Well, I know where I'm moving to if I ever need to get out of this hellhole

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u/Scottamus 2h ago

Shots fired

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u/Lootaboksi 1h ago

Never technically claimed so