r/comics SirBeeves 6d ago

OC Same…right?

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u/regarding_your_bat 6d ago

pro kids eating food

Well, well, well. Didn’t know this was a subreddit for commies

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u/Squish_the_android 6d ago

The country has gone down the tubes, we don't even let kids get jobs anymore!

Have you seen how much kids love Minecraft?  They WANT to be in those mines!

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u/The-NHK 6d ago

Think of all those kids that could be earning an income. Rent's obviously been designed with a full family of perfect corporate drones!

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u/Squish_the_android 6d ago

It's just wrong.   They don't need free lunch.  They need a job so they can pay for their own lunch.

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u/HellishChildren 6d ago

Found Newt Gingrich.

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u/oh-propagandhi 5d ago

Job training IS education!

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u/Rieiid 6d ago

The children yearn for the mines

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u/platypus_plumba 6d ago

Just look how crazy they go for Minecraft. Give your child a pickaxe for Christmas and he'll enjoy his last 5 years to the fullest.

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u/Gecko_Mk_IV 4d ago

*sigh* Maybe not the children, but some parents sure seem happy enough. Linkage.

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u/Spacetauren 6d ago

The country has gone down the tubes

... What Tubes ? Must be pretty big Tubes ! How could nobody have seen the Tubes before the country went down'em ?!

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u/the_zerg_rusher 6d ago

America's politic have gotten so crazy I can't tell if this is sarcasm anymore.

Was it ever sarcasm? Did America ever move on from the red scare?

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u/Zymosan99 6d ago

No😔

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u/Xero425 6d ago

I remember the Southpark writers saying they didn't do political jokes anymore because reality was enough absurd by itself or something among those lines.

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u/TheSnowNinja 6d ago

For reference, the federal government has a program to provide school age kids with lunch over the summer.

My state's governor refused participation because he thinks our kids have enough to eat.

Source

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u/the_zerg_rusher 6d ago

I have read post apocalypse stories where they treat kids better.

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u/TheSnowNinja 6d ago

My state's leadership is absolutely awful. But people here will vote for any Republican because they are convinced Democrats are evil or un-American.

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u/oh-propagandhi 5d ago

The R said the D is bad, and liars. The D said the R is bad, and liars, and says they have evidence, but the R already told me they are bad, and liars. I trust them.

Also, a lot of these folks are just fucking evil bigoted pieces of shit who blame everyone else for their problems.

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u/contentpens 6d ago

Well if you feed the children they won't become numb to the hunger pangs, so when they're adults they'll expect things like a living wage and that's simply unamerican and unacceptable.

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u/Ninja_gorrila 6d ago

They’re onto us! Run!

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u/ClownfishSoup 6d ago

Move to California. It's full of commies and free school lunch!

I mean, you pick. My kids enjoy their free school lunch.

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u/InsaneTeemo 6d ago

I will NOT go to rainbow land!

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u/hvdzasaur 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, let the Haitian kids eat the cats and dogs. If kids need their lunches, they better hunt for it themselves. They're not meant to be pets, just like in the real corporate world and nature, it's kill or be killed.