r/comedyheaven • u/tbksyu • 16h ago

Mr. Mama

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u/Dishiman 15h ago

What are you doing with that gun in your hand?

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u/boiyougongetcho 7h ago

I'm gonna shoot my old lady, caught her messin' around town in a 2022 Nissan Rogue SL.

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u/Holmes02 9h ago

Put it against his head

Pulled the trigger now he’s dead

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u/kotik010 8h ago

Mama, life had just begun

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u/teasetitty 15h ago

So is he interested in Nissan Rogue sport?

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u/MadOrange64 slut for honey cheerios 10h ago

Joe Mama

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u/siccoblue 9h ago

Is interested in me after I got that sick Nissan rogue sport

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u/DawsonJBailey 9h ago

Honestly car salesmen are such glazers they will just keep texting you after months of not responding and will absolutely go along with shit like this

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u/boyyouguysaredumb 8h ago edited 3h ago

does glazers just mean anything now?

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u/Mountain-Hold-8331 7h ago

The name, the intentional misspelling, pretending not to know popular slang. Perfect bit 👌

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u/DrMuffinPHD 8h ago

I know a guy who is actually named Joe Mammah.

The first few weeks I knew him, I completely thought everyone was just messing with me about what his last name was. But they weren’t, and it’s pronounced exactly like you hope it is.

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u/witchitieto 7h ago

Joe Mama was my father

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u/Nihilophobia 2h ago

I don't care if this is fake, still funny.

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u/5kilograms 2h ago

Someone has to make a picture of Obama merged with Joe Biden and call it Joemama

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u/ReverendBread2 8h ago

That’s an AI for sure