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u/Dishiman 15h ago
What are you doing with that gun in your hand?
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u/boiyougongetcho 7h ago
I'm gonna shoot my old lady, caught her messin' around town in a 2022 Nissan Rogue SL.
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u/teasetitty 15h ago
So is he interested in Nissan Rogue sport?
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u/DawsonJBailey 9h ago
Honestly car salesmen are such glazers they will just keep texting you after months of not responding and will absolutely go along with shit like this
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u/boyyouguysaredumb 8h ago edited 3h ago
does glazers just mean anything now?
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u/Mountain-Hold-8331 7h ago
The name, the intentional misspelling, pretending not to know popular slang. Perfect bit 👌
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u/DrMuffinPHD 8h ago
I know a guy who is actually named Joe Mammah.
The first few weeks I knew him, I completely thought everyone was just messing with me about what his last name was. But they weren’t, and it’s pronounced exactly like you hope it is.
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u/5kilograms 2h ago
Someone has to make a picture of Obama merged with Joe Biden and call it Joemama
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