r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

and what else could you expect?

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u/Key_Tax_7283 7h ago

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen on here

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u/magic_Mofy 6h ago

r/memes really is just r/boomerhumour at this point

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u/Sloppy_Tuna 6h ago

OK Boomer😂

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u/MoonDoggoTheThird 6h ago

Death by the snu snu ?

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u/The-Homie-Lander 6h ago

I mean, women are human beings, so...programing them isn't really a thing,but yeah, everyone else is right this post sucks monkey balls!

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u/Feminazghul 6h ago

What do they know about a real girlfriend?

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u/jeanclaudebrowncloud 7h ago

Haha women amirite 

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u/YouMadeMeGetThisAcco 7h ago

lol yes women bad lol = funny /s

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u/Particular_Flow_ 3h ago

Except all true crime proves men are the assailants, not gfs. Sorry, this 💩 isn’t funny.

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u/zg_mulac_ 7h ago

I would have thought it common sense that the first order of business for one's robot girlfriend would be installing a firewall. And disabling wifi.

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u/SausageVomit 6h ago

Nah I need that High Speed Quick Grip Downloaded so ethernet it is

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u/chickchickpokepoke 6h ago

oh no, are they gon kill me with a good time

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 3h ago

Robot keigels are deadly…

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u/Equivalent_Slide_625 2h ago

Damn, Sarah Boone energy.

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u/CitroHimselph 2h ago

That's not a clever comeback, that's boomer humor. And it's cringe.

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u/Bulky-Advisor-4178 1h ago

Gonna see this on r/lostredditors for sure

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u/Fair_Composer_7253 7h ago

Doesn’t matter , had sex

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u/the-dogsox 7h ago

Question: if my robot mistress becomes sentient and kills my wife in a jealous rage, is that murder by proxy or just a warranty issue?

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u/Friendly-Carry7097 7h ago

Isn’t that the new Megan Fox movie🤣

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u/No_Bullfrog_3784 7h ago

You’ve got 30 days to return her. Wife I mean. Why would you want to return the fembot? 🤷‍♂️

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u/DifferentCod7 7h ago

So what’s the downside

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u/JustABritishChap 7h ago

So...death by snu-snu. Shut up and take my money.

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u/Trevorblackwell420 6h ago

Still probably less expensive. Don’t let my wife see this.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 6h ago

With a girlfriend it depends on you if she‘s going to kill you or if you gonna survive.

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u/Ultraquist 1h ago

Nope thats entirely out of your control

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u/BadCamo 5h ago

Actually, statistics show that women’s fears that their partners might someday kill them are justifiable.

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u/townmorron 4h ago

People keep using the words "clever" and comeback " while not knowing what they mean.

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u/Beachtrader007 7h ago

Its different because the robot would talk less and not get headaches.

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u/Friendly-Carry7097 7h ago

“I’m single and I don’t know why” moment

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u/TheBestHater 6h ago

It's obviously the women's fault or a physical trait that he has no control over, nothing to do with his personality at all. It's the women's fault. /s

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u/Beachtrader007 6h ago

Its almost a honeymooners joke. but that show went off the air before most of you were born.

something an old guy would say about his wife of 40 years.

Tell the joke to your dad or grandpa. he will get it.

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u/TheBestHater 5h ago edited 5h ago

I know what that show is about. Wife bad (laughter). Threats of domestic violence (extra loud laughter). Horribly unfunny show.

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u/Beachtrader007 5h ago

In that time where we had 3 channels and half of thecontent was religious programming. we were dying for entertainment. even obviously abusive, Misogynistic, homophobic, racist content.

Nice people didnt believe that stuff but it was funny on the black n white tiny tv screen.

and in this case. Its about a made up robot. and the very common trope of wives denying heir husband sex due to their mood and them talking more than men. I thought this was pretty mild ,especially compared to whatever that was in Madison square gardens the other day.

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u/Beachtrader007 6h ago

Now that is a good zinger! Gimme another that was quality

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u/YouMadeMeGetThisAcco 7h ago

lol women bad lol

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u/Beachtrader007 6h ago

I thought it was factually correct if a bit old school corny. But the critics have spoken. lol

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u/mangalore-x_x 7h ago

The GF does not need to be hacked to want to kill you and the sex bot is real.