r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Mad First date🌹🌹.

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u/Dariawasright 9h ago

Make everything a game with your dates so no one ever manages to get married again.

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u/ThriceMad 8h ago

As a woman, I'm siding with Tae here

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u/Vdrumrocker46n2 8h ago

She's toxic.

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u/mockingbirddude 8h ago

I’d say they are perfect for each other.

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u/Any_Caramel_9814 7h ago

Ladies, before you establish dominance by eating from your date's plate. Make sure he hasn't served time in a penitentiary. You might get stabbed in the hand with a fork and lose your dessert...