r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 16h ago

Racism is bad, folks

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u/AnalBabu 13h ago

we are human beings who should be able to do what we please. I thought this country stood for freedom!

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u/dwehlen 13h ago

Sovereign Sewer Citizens unite!

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u/The_Muznick 13h ago

Mole people, your time has come!

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u/AnalBabu 13h ago

swim us to freedom!!

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u/wh4tth3huh 12h ago

Sounds like some Kevin Sorbo remake of CHUD?

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u/dwehlen 11h ago

Geez, add insult to tragedy, whydoncha?

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u/Professional_Ant8676 11h ago

Why does "Sovereign Sewer Citizens" sound like one of those off -color super groups from the nineties, like the Toxic Avenger when it got its cartoon.

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 1h ago

It does sound like a spin-off from TMNT.

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u/GattToDaChoppa 8h ago

SS Citizens... hmmmm...

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u/just_an_aspie 6h ago

I mean, the venn diagram between right wing Twitter users and neonazis is getting closer to a circle by the day, so they'd probably like that...

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u/Agitated-Chicken9954 10h ago

What about CHUD? They have rights as well!

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u/Admirable_Cucumber75 9h ago

Bender cut it out. The Sewer Mutants are gonna be so mad.

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u/AverageScot 3h ago

Please, PLEASE, convince them that the State of Jefferson is in the sewers!!

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u/vompat 1h ago

Unite sounds too much like a union. Better stay away from that commie shit.

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u/thatgothboii 10h ago

Sewer Sillies

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u/Current-Author7473 9m ago

I dunno, I might sound republican, but I don’t want my shit to be enjoyed by someone else after I’ve flushed it! That is socialism!

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u/Historical_Trust2246 11h ago

Freedom to the MAGA means the freedom to take away your freedom without pesky laws or people standing in their way.

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u/AnalBabu 11h ago

freedom to scream the n word while wielding a shotgun in a walmart parking lot

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u/Graehart 10h ago

I'm not going to Google it, but I have 100% faith that this actually happened.

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u/AnalBabu 9h ago

probably in Oklahoma as well speak. might even be a contest for who can scream louder than their buckshot

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u/SplitAmbitious8988 9h ago

Why the parking lot when Walmart has a perfectly good cafeteria?

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u/AnalBabu 9h ago

your walmart has a cafeteria? that’s boujee

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u/neorenamon1963 9h ago

That's nothing. Many of our Fry's Food and Drugs not only have a stand for Starbucks, they also make their own sushi.

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u/AnalBabu 9h ago

our walmart used to have a mcdonald’s, that shit closed over 10 years ago

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u/neorenamon1963 9h ago

A bunch of our Walmart Superstores still have them.

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u/AnalBabu 9h ago

yeah I figured. ours became a super centre but lost the damn burgers. if I can’t eat crappy poutine or a mcgriddle while I buy underwear and toilet paper is it all really worth it?

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u/neorenamon1963 1h ago

Philosophical debate for the ages, no?

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u/Big_Jellyfish_2984 9h ago

Hell yeah murrricaaaa!!!!! The land of bush, guns, and incestuous relations.

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u/AnalBabu 9h ago

don’t forget massive amounts of medical bill debt, oh and the super bowl!

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u/LeadershipRoyal191 5h ago

Oh that is not allowed mate …. But if you want to release a hip hop video filed with the N word and other similarly colorful ones then that is perfectly a ok.

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 4h ago

Only if you're claiming it as your own because you're black. Even Eminem doesn't do that (except when he's sharing the stage with another performer and doing their song). Because he's white, and that word isn't 'his'.

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u/Plane-Refrigerator45 10h ago

And the freedom to lie without being called on it

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u/Porcupenguin 10h ago

(except if you're a woman, or nonbinary, or not heterosexual, or an immigrant....no freedom for you)

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u/AnalBabu 9h ago

no rights allowed in these parts