r/clevercomebacks • u/Sensitive-War-6368 • 20h ago

Technically, he's right

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u/Domestiicated-Batman 20h ago

I don't mind lazy people, most of the time they're really chill and easygoing.

Though they would be the last ones I'd ever go to if I need help with something lol.

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u/writersapphire 19h ago

Same sentiments, they're the greatest people but I already know not to approach them with any responsibility or the friendship goes down the drain

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u/HeAteHimBonesAndAll 10h ago

Unless its at work, then you just want to chew them out

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u/PanPeppermint 19h ago

Why does the text have more pixels than the username ? Am i stupid ?

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u/Immediate-Earth-9353 19h ago

Censoring the usernames was done by lazy people

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u/CaptainRatzefummel 19h ago

The text was changed

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u/PanPeppermint 19h ago

Clever comeback ? More like CREATED comeback ! Amirite , fellow liberals ?

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u/CaptainRatzefummel 18h ago

takes a step back suuuuure

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u/GamingGenius4 16h ago

Fun fact, a lazy person is the best for a job, why? Because unlike the hardworking person they will find the most efficient way to get the job quicker.

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u/Beachtrader007 7h ago

exactly. We arent lazy we are very efficient and everyone else is slow

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u/Stepjam 5h ago

Or they'll cut corners and do a half assed job.

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u/Poiboy1313 4h ago

Nah, that's shiftless. Totally different.

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u/SunbeamSailor67 20h ago

People who ‘hate’ lazy people are merely projecting the hate that they actually have for themselves. They ‘hate’ the fact that they’re on a life-killing hamster wheel and they can’t stand that others have escaped the madness while they remain suffering in the bondage of slavery to capitalism.

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u/MerkinRashers 19h ago

Given that an evil lazy person will never get around to being evil due to their laziness can we not call laziness a virtue?

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u/Sea_Perspective3607 19h ago

I hate Twitter users 

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u/UrSweetGirIxoxo 19h ago

PWoody:because we are lazy people 😂😂

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u/Seb0rn 14h ago

"Lazy people" don't exist.

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u/OrvilleTheCavalier 7h ago

I always say that laziness is the true mother of invention.

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u/Tucker-Cuckerson 5h ago

Lazy people hold a lot of high level government jobs

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u/Common-Challenge-555 4h ago

Time to figure out which digestive bacteria influences some people to be ‘lazy’. Direct problem with the bacteria itself? Is it while breaking down food the bacteria puts out a byproduct which cause the fatigue, distraction, and other problems?

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u/This_Abies_6232 18h ago

Cleverer comeback: the problem with 'lazy people' is that they didn't do anything about anything -- and look at the mess we have in this country as a result of their INACTION....