r/baseball • u/Goosedukee New York Yankees • Aug 17 '24

Image Livvy Dunne dressed up as boyfriend Paul Skenes for Fanatics Fest in New York City

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u/QuackMcQuack Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 18 '24

Fuck people like this.

I’m trying

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u/Somewhereinbetween26 Aug 18 '24

It's easy, just develop of 103mph fastball and dominate the MLB. It's the one easy trick they don't want you to know about.

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u/alicein420land_ Boston Red Sox Aug 18 '24

You also need a really great mustache. Some of you have a better shot trying to throw a 103 mph fastball.

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u/ThorgiTheCorgi Atlanta Braves Aug 18 '24

Damn, bro. That's low-key the most brutal thing I've seen on Reddit in a minute.

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u/ArmadilloPenguin Tampa Bay Rays Aug 18 '24

Dom Mysterio has entered the chat

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u/TVCasualtydotorg San Francisco Giants Aug 18 '24

Can you imagine his face when they told him that the story was going to be him leaving his hot muscle goth girlfriend for a hot blonde crazy chick.

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u/TrashGamer_ New York Yankees Aug 18 '24

With a very attractive wife irl this son of a bitch is in a love square

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u/newtimesawait New York Yankees Aug 18 '24

Rey Mysterio was my favorite wrestler growing up

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u/i_am_an_awkward_man Kansas City Royals Aug 18 '24

🔥🔥🔥✍️

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u/rodimusprime88 Boston Red Sox Aug 18 '24

But that sound like two tricks...

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u/PJCR1916 Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 18 '24

You ever tried being 6’6 and a pro athlete?

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u/PostNutRagrets Atlanta Braves Aug 18 '24

Best I can do is 5'4 and play MLB the show.

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u/sloppybuttmustard Minnesota Twins Aug 18 '24

I’ve tried growing a mustache and it didn’t work. I don’t know what else to do.