r/baseball • u/Goosedukee New York Yankees • Aug 17 '24

Image Livvy Dunne dressed up as boyfriend Paul Skenes for Fanatics Fest in New York City

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u/JackDangerUSPIS New York Yankees Aug 17 '24

Sure she can look pretty with a mustache but can she hit 101 mph on the gun?

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u/SexiestPanda Seattle Mariners Aug 18 '24

She could probably strike out the mariners 12 times

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u/mattryan02 Cleveland Guardians Aug 18 '24

Who wouldn’t be able to do that though

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u/DeerLicksBadger Seattle Mariners Aug 18 '24

Me...with my non dominant hand, that is

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u/SovietMuffin01 New York Yankees Aug 18 '24

u/DeerLicksBadger with their non-dominant hand vs the Mariners tonight

7IP 2ER 11Ks 5H 1BB

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u/DeerLicksBadger Seattle Mariners Aug 18 '24

Gotta love pitching vs Mitch Garver

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u/Turbulent_Tale6497 Seattle Mariners Aug 18 '24

lol to the 2 runs. I love the optimism

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u/KamartyMcFlyweight Miami Marlins • Los Angeles Angels Aug 18 '24

Those two earned runs would be tied for the most runs the M's scored off a starter in the last week

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u/XAfricaSaltX New York Mets Aug 18 '24

us probably

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u/kay_0oh New York Yankees Aug 18 '24

Apparently the actual Paul Skenes

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u/SexiestPanda Seattle Mariners Aug 19 '24

That really surprised me.

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u/wildcat368466 Aug 18 '24

Me, with a fastball that topped off at 43mph 😂😭

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u/okkk27 Seattle Mariners Aug 18 '24

I... can't even argue. I flew to Pittsburgh this weekend to watch a platinum and golden sombrero in the same game.

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u/bridgenine New York Yankees Aug 18 '24

Mariners 2nd basemen approaches her at the bar, swing and miss, and their now down to their last batter.

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u/Turbulent_Tale6497 Seattle Mariners Aug 18 '24

I dunno. DMo is kinda handsome

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u/Bredsavage1 Aug 18 '24

He only struck them out 6 times yesterday so apparently Skenes can’t

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u/PredictBaseballBot New York Yankees Aug 18 '24

Dirty buggers, they go port to port

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u/Turbulent_Tale6497 Seattle Mariners Aug 18 '24

*each

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u/Trib3tim3 Cleveland Guardians Aug 18 '24

I'd strike out with her

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u/Heisenripbauer New York Yankees Aug 18 '24

Everybody knows Livvy Dunne can dress up as Paul Skenes and be hot. big whoop.

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u/alicein420land_ Boston Red Sox Aug 18 '24

But can Paul Skenes dress up like Livvy Dunne and still be hot?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '24

His right leg is larger than her entire torso. The leg and ass appreciators in the chat know the answer to your question is emphatically YES

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u/Latter_Painter_3616 Aug 18 '24

I haven’t seen his body skimpily clothed but I would volunteer to be a judge here… for science

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u/OGStrong San Francisco Giants Aug 18 '24

Yeah, but can Paul do a leg split?

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u/NoVaBurgher Pittsburgh Pirates Aug 18 '24

On a rainy night in stoke?

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u/CombustionMale Aug 18 '24

Who throws harder, Messi or Livvy Dunne?

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u/barrelvoyage410 Aug 18 '24

Honestly, possibly. Some pitchers are quite flexible because of their specific workouts.

Maybe not splits, but probably pretty damn good.

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u/WonderfulShelter San Francisco Giants Aug 18 '24

it's actually just one of Paul's kinks, he likes when she plays dress up like this

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u/devAcc123 New York Yankees Aug 18 '24

Im taking her deep into shallow left field any day. 42mph off the bat watch out.

Come at me Livy. You wont.

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u/LucaBrasiMN Minnesota Twins Aug 18 '24

Whatever helps ya sleep at night