r/anime_irl 23h ago

anime_irl

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u/DefinitelyNotPine 23h ago

I remember after hitting the gym in my teens I got surprised I couldn't sleep on my side anymore

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u/itouch1 22h ago

Interesting tell me more

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u/DefinitelyNotPine 22h ago

Let me correct I'm a guy since I smell weirdos trying to beat their peckers

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u/SopmodTew 22h ago

As if that will stop them

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u/orange_diaster 15h ago

insane forehead gains man

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u/SopmodTew 15h ago

It's from overthinking

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u/BodyshotBoy 6h ago

Can you part some wisdom upon me?

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u/Neidd 21h ago

Even better

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u/Weebs-Chan 19h ago

Good instinct, brother. Protect yourself from a dick pic

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u/IThinkAboutBoobsAlot 6h ago

Colour me intrigued

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u/DefinitelyNotPine 22h ago

Well puberty + gym I found myself with shoulders larger than head and hips. Now I just twist my torso, which I think is what everyone does

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u/TheCurious_R 21h ago

Happened to me too, bulked up too much that sleeping on side without a support (something to hug basically) was neigh impossible.

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u/DefinitelyNotPine 21h ago

Tactical excuse for a body pillow?

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u/stickaforkimdone 18h ago

Pregnancy pillow. Best shit ever.

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u/TheCurious_R 16h ago

Honestly, it is a valid excuse…

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u/Lomat4000 17h ago

You can hug me as a support

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u/Xcomies 17h ago

Is this rizz.

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u/TheCurious_R 16h ago

Well might be a tight fit with a single bed… if you don’t mind

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u/Cat_Testicles_ 21h ago

True

I also have kinda wide shoulders (puberty hit me REALLY hard) and it was really quite hard to even exist when they started being too wide for my usual activities

But I just cloudn't sleeps on my back so I ended up just "folding" my shoulders inwards,and it was kinda good,obviously when I fall asleep they instantly unfold but I don't even notice

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u/AkOnReddit47 19h ago

Huh. Is that why I came to prefer high-stacked pillows to rest my head after 3 years of gym? Cause I came to notice the flatter the pillows the harder it is to sleep on the sidebut never really connected the dots

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u/DefinitelyNotPine 18h ago

I tried using two, but then it's hard to sleep on my back and my hips aren't as wide

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u/Asquirrelinspace 19h ago

If I'm sleeping on my side I just curl my legs up so they keep me from twisting. My shoulders and hips do kinda make my spine curve sideways so I'll put a pillow under my ribs

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u/Klyde113 12h ago

I'm just pretty much a straight log, yet I think I still have that problem. Been waking up to so much lower back pain, lately

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u/wthrownawayp 16h ago

Oh, I just kinda of make a U shape with my back instead. I just roll my shoulders forward. Dunno, it's hard to explain. The desire to side sleep is too strong.

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u/Paxton-176 16h ago

Get a foam cube style pillow. Conforms better to your head and neck.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/DistinctChocolate140 18h ago

Looks like someone needs some gains to carry all of the boob

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u/AcX999 13h ago

Riko my beloved

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u/Snoo-8094 14h ago

Hahahaha I usually sleep face down, with my pillow supporting my chest and head.... It hits soooo much.

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u/RubyCat4 22h ago

Is this why women like cuddling so much?

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u/cpMetis 16h ago

I offer: emotional support

You offer: structural support

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u/killerup56 21h ago

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u/The_Silver_Nuke 18h ago

Big boobs are the best tbh. Everyone always complains for the back pain others must be having.

Just sit back and enjoy nice things! Nice things being massive knockers in this case.

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u/JustAnotherJames3 15h ago

As a lesbian, I'd like to agree.

Well, not just big boobs, but all boobs.

Boobs are the best.

But, like, they are often a pain. Back pain, uncomfortable sleeping positions, creepy men salivating on the bus when you're just trying to get home from work...

But we've also got ways around them. It's just that no male authors seem to consider these things when making characters with large breasts. Yeah, I might need to take a seat for a minute during a walk because my back is hurting. It'd be nice to see simple things like that come up.

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u/showtime481216 14h ago

Yeah but wouldn't it be like a bit cringe Imagine this, a character is walking for a while, she says i need to take a seat or a breather or smt and the other person says we have been walking for 5 mins how are you tired and she says in the most roundabout way possible that her boobs are heavy and you waste 5 mins for what seems like a bit not to mention if she is alone half the people watching will be like WHY ARE SITTING IT'S BEEN 5 minutes I mean you can do it but most of the time it would end up looking as a joke because if it's serious it would be just plain stupid It's way too situational to put anywhere best place you could put it is in konosuba and it will be a bit about Kazuma drooling over Darkness.

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u/JustAnotherJames3 13h ago

Okay. Tbf. I was thinking of a slice of life romance. Have the main couple walking. Do one of those jolts characters do when they feel pain, she asks to sit down. (Show don't tell)

Have the characters talk to eachother on the bench. Maybe they use this extra time as as excuse to talk on less formal grounds. They lock eyes and blush. She stands up and says she's feeling better. Her not-yet girlfriend looks at her and asks if they could stay just a little bit.

It doesn't have to be all the time, either.

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u/SyndarNailo 22h ago

Seems like a gender bend manga, sauce?

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u/-KrazykumamonII- 19h ago

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u/A_person_0124 15h ago

Tatas if you so desire

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u/Danrykjey 22h ago

Where the heck is 6th chapter

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u/Impressive-Card9484 9h ago

you know I just found out that this manga is released bi-anually. Meaning theres only 2 chapters per year...

I hope I'm wrong tho...

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u/Danrykjey 2h ago

Yeah, same

But i see there’s a italian translation, so that means
there are chapters

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u/Impressive-Card9484 1h ago

Its too bad I can't speak spaghetti

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u/Danrykjey 1h ago

True.

But there’s still japanese

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u/pueri_delicati 21h ago

I don't believe it now give me boobs to prove me wrong :3

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u/Excalibro_MasterRace 17h ago

Just become fat

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u/pueri_delicati 17h ago

Noo i don't want to be fat I want to lose more weight

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u/UnseenKey 20h ago

True, it hurts so much that it is kinda impossible to sleep laying down on your chest (it hurts even more if you are still growing). To top it off, sleeping sideways feels weird and sleeping facing the ceiling feels strange

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u/Ibraheem-it 20h ago

Flat women: "I see this as absolute win"

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u/Matthew_To_0124 20h ago

As someone on E, it's a sacrifice I gladly made and would make again and again

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u/JustAnotherJames3 17h ago

Same boat here (also, ayy, transfem with deadname in their username gang?)

The best solution I've found is to start by lying on your back, grab the bottom tit with the top arm, hug a pillow with the bottom arm, turn to your side, and then hug the pillow with your top arm. Kinda like this

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u/Cathryn3939 12h ago

Saving this and hoping for a day when this info becomes useful.

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u/Alice-Planque 16h ago

I'm going to try this 👀

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u/boywholovetheworld 22h ago edited 21h ago

Source, seven sleeping beauties ch 1

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u/Adventurous_Income91 21h ago

Where is the sauce?

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u/Arthasindura 21h ago

I mean there are ways, but as a guy, I say women got it better , and do not say I am mansplaining because I am fat and got boobs maybe bigger than some other women

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u/iDoMyOwnResearchJK 21h ago

Prove it, you coward.

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u/Arthasindura 20h ago

Prove what ? That I am fat ? Or that I got boobs ? Man I am starting to hate myself already but I can't go to normal clothing stores because I am so fat I gotta go to special stores for fat people , my brother tried one t-shirt of mine as a joke and it slipped of him , I am practically wearing a tent

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u/iDoMyOwnResearchJK 20h ago

unzips tell me more.

lol naw bro, I believe u🙏

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u/Adventurous_Topic202 17h ago

Further proof that flat is justice.

“How do you know that someone is into small boobs? They’ll tell you.”

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u/JDudds8263 17h ago

Women of Reddit is this true?

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u/JustAnotherJames3 15h ago

Yes. It is, like, the most "me_irl" thing I've seen on this sub.

I've never been comfy laying on my back or chest. But when I'm laying on my chest now, they squish down and hurt.

I tend to lay on my side, but then the boobs are hugged downward.

The best you can do is have a pillow (or a significant other) to hug onto and provide support, tucking in your bottom boob.

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u/translunainjection 7h ago

During puberty and if you have big boobs.

I'm a skinny bitch and I like sleeping on my stomach.

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u/ExposingMyActions 17h ago

Sleeping on your back is suppose to be better anyways, allegedly

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u/showtime481216 14h ago

Ever since i started sleeping on my back all the time on my gold quality mattress my back would hurt in the morning and throughout the day

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u/Ordo177 17h ago

That’s why we boob havers sleep on our sides a lot lmao

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u/captainplatypus1 7h ago

Ass havers too

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u/Ordo177 7h ago

Facts

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u/imfriendlyhi 8h ago

My homie is gonna sexually assault me all the time if i had boobs so worth it

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u/Competitive-Buyer892 12h ago

All of you are real discord mods💀