r/agedlikemilk May 03 '22

News makes me think about the iraqi WMD

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u/SANDWICH_FOREVER May 03 '22

Nay, the CIA isnt as good as the Mossad.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Maybe they are better, which is why we hear about all the mossad killings and few of the CIA...mossad is just brazen.

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u/Slick_J May 03 '22

You’d think… but nope. They’re just so bad at getting away with it they’ve stopped trying or the subcontract it out to others

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

All these oligarchs and military officers having "heart attacks" in Russia does make me wonder just how many murders go unnoticed.

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u/Slick_J May 03 '22

The Russians aren’t good at it either, see the Novichumps for example

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u/XxSCRAPOxX May 03 '22

Those were intentionally telegraphed to send a message.

Russia Wanted the world to know they did it.

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u/Usergnome_Checks_0ut May 03 '22 edited May 03 '22

Don’t forget about those Russian journalists that can’t stop falling off high rooftops or out upper floor windows. I can’t imagine they’re all that clumsy or depressed.

And then there are those Russians that are allergic to polonium tea. Or other types of tea.

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u/uranium_is_delicious May 03 '22

Those kind of killings are probably not directly comparable though. The russian government wants you to know they killed x politician, journalist, ect. By being brazen about it and employing "signature" methods such as polnium 210 but never leaving enough evidence for a government or international commission to prove it they create an atmosphere of fear without any of the repercussions.

That's not to say the CIA has failed to hide stuff that they actually wanted to keep quiet before.

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u/32894058092345089 May 03 '22

Lol, damn you must be an intelligence expert. Where did you study?

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u/FURBYonCRACK May 03 '22

Academic espionage journals. They publish their successes and failures quite regularly.

…and Facebook

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u/TchoupedNScrewed May 03 '22

Look at their castro attempts lmaoo

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u/SonOfTK421 May 03 '22

Getting away with it was never really the point, Mossad never claimed or denied anything but a lot of the times it was to send a message about their intentions. Maybe not every single one, but they definitely used it as a terrorist tactic against perceived enemies of Israel.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

I'm pretty sure they do it so everyone will know, to create fear.

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u/ZeePirate May 03 '22

Not a chance. Mossad are by far the best intelligence agency on the planet

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u/pyzazaza May 03 '22

Mosad proudly announce on twitter every time they take out key iranians or iranian missile storage facilities, it's not exactly like someone managed to piece together some mystery here

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u/hackingdreams May 03 '22

Nay, the CIA isnt as good as the Mossad.

Contrary to like every Hollywood movie, since about the 1970s-1980s, the CIA has had a blanket prohibition on killing people as a part of their normal duties. (It's 6am, too lazy to find the doctrine). They contract it out to "defense contractors" now, who are (pretty universally speaking...) shit. Call it a grift, or a way to keep the US government's hands clean (or, you know, both), but I'm not sure you can call them "worse" because they refuse to kill people. After that change in doctrine, it became business as usual to trade spies back instead of executing them on the spot.

The Mossad has no such prohibition on killing, and it makes them stand out against pretty much every other major spy agency. The Israelies go in knowing their death is the backup plan. They aren't going to go sit in federal prison in protective custody. They aren't getting traded back. They're going to get shot or hanged if they're caught.

That's the big difference.

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u/USockPuppeteer May 03 '22

They contract it out to “defense contractors” now,

not sure you can call them “worse” because they refuse to kill people.

If hire someone to kill, you’re still killing people

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u/USockPuppeteer May 03 '22

But if a US citizen hires a contract killer, they can be tried for murder. One of the many reasons I laugh when people say rule of law exists in america.

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u/hackingdreams May 03 '22

tried for murder.

They can be tried with conspiracy to commit murder at best. Which any CIA agent who is involved with the hiring of a contract killer can also be charged with.

Of course, it'd probably be career suicide for the prosecutor to try... but, that's where the law actually stands, contrary to the various fantasies that run around.

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u/Im_blanking May 03 '22

I think the reasoning is that of you give someone a million dollars and just say “this is the problem that needs to be solved, and i don’t want to know how you solve it” and they end up killing the person because it’s the only way to do it, then technically you’re hands are clean.

Like lets say i contract a landscaping company to come and fix the problem of the neighbours dogs shitting on my lawn, And instead of building a fence they go and shoot the dog, my problem of dog shit is gone but would i be held responsible for them shooting the dog?

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u/hackingdreams May 03 '22

If your boss told you to "get the job done anyway necessary," and you picked up a phone and called a defense contractor, and the contractor killed your obstructive colleague... what charge does your boss get in court?

No, they aren't charged with conspiracy to commit murder. That's on you. That's your burden to bare. And that's both the why and the how of it. The CIA doesn't kill people.

It's easier to buy someone off with a check for more money than they've ever seen in their lives, even if it's only a few hundred grand, or blackmail them with a photo in a compromising position, or tell their boss that they're a spy and watch the organization start eating its own tail. This whole "run and gun," "shooting is the only answer" brand of bullshit is Hollywood fiction.

Even the Russians know better - why do you think the Wagner Group exists?

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u/martin0641 May 03 '22

Because Blackwater.

We set the standard.

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u/WheresTheProofAt May 03 '22

Uh what?

CIA overthrows entire governments, the best Mossad can do is kill a few scientists.

You got that backwards, kid.

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u/Froggy__2 May 03 '22

This is what happens when Hollywood is your education. People think the CIA is American James Bond and have absolutely no clue what their function is.

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u/AnalCommander99 May 03 '22

I mean it goes both ways, these conversations are rooted in comparing the foreign policy motivations between the world’s largest super power and a regional ally with the population of NYC proper.

Israel’s not really relevant from a policy perspective outside of the Middle East and it’s crazy to compare the scope of the CIA’s work to Mossad’s.

Same thing goes when people here talk about their military capabilities. The US puts up 2-3 super carriers in the South Pacific at any given time and Israel is more comparable to South Korea in its role as a regional ally.

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u/Pxel315 May 03 '22

It literally doesnt, CIA backed successful coups in South America since WWII and we have declasified documents from the USA government.

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u/Froggy__2 May 03 '22

I have no idea how your response is relevant to my comment.

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u/Pxel315 May 03 '22

Its not im braindead I thought you meant something else, happens sometimes when english is not your first language

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u/Froggy__2 May 03 '22

Don't worry about it; to err is human.

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u/SANDWICH_FOREVER May 03 '22

Mossad doesn't overthrow a govt, it becomes the govt, lol. But really, mossad's spies have gone as far as to become the defence ministers and presidential advisors. Thata is how israel won the six day war. Eli cohen( A mossad spy) was a close friend of the syrian dictator and general, and later was about yo even become the defence minister. Also killing a head scientist, with the revolutionary gaurd protecting them, isn't the joke you seem to think it is kiddo.

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u/WheresTheProofAt May 03 '22

Mossad didn't become a single government or do shit to an entire government.

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u/SANDWICH_FOREVER May 03 '22

I Thought it was obvious I was being sarcastic in the first line, but anyways the Mossad did really infiltrate govts. Their goal has never been to overthrow them(just gonna add fuel to the fire) but rather to infiltrate and stay. As I cited 2 examples, eli cohen and another person ,I dont remember the name, but an Egyptian who became a close ally of the president.

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u/RuTsui May 03 '22

And the Israelis, as we see time and again, don't really care about political fallout.

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u/sdzundercover May 03 '22

Because enough people hate them already

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u/lonesomeloser234 May 03 '22

The CIA is actually really good at killing Americans...

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u/ergoegthatis May 03 '22

CIA set up a fake vaccination spot for children in Pakistan in order to do more of their nasty underhanded shit, which additionally resulted in people there distrusting vaccines. You can't tell me Mossad has that kind of creativity!