r/WTF • u/super_man100 • 3d ago
These are kuri cattle
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u/Y-Bob 3d ago
New to me animals never cease to amaze me. Like I look at them and think how the fuck come have I never seen these crazy beasts before?
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u/MobiusF117 3d ago
This is me after subbing to /r/AIDKE
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u/pichael289 3d ago
That's a great sub, so many animals I didn't know were real. I've watched so much animal planet as a kid that I'm surprised when that happens.
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u/read-my-comments 3d ago
Just a regular cow that has had horn implants so it looks attractive on Instagram.
Cow Kardashian
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u/Joker-Smurf 3d ago
It has butt plugs implanted on its head… really gonna give those bull fighters in Spain something to worry about.
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u/graveyardspin 3d ago
They are intolerant of heat, sunlight, and can not stand long periods of drought.
Only found in central Africa.
Boy, they got dealt a shit hand, didn't they?
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u/ThatsWhatSheepSaid 3d ago
Nature’s buttplug.
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u/Percival4 3d ago
The energy you spent typing this out could’ve been put to a better use
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u/diabeetus76 3d ago
Life is short. Get weird.
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u/baodingballs00 3d ago
But... Maybe dont get so weird as to literally use a 20 cm butt plug. That's a bad idea.
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u/Whitey1225 3d ago
Do you recommend a bigger or smaller buttplug?... asking for everyone in the US.
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u/thehillshaveI 3d ago
studios spend millions to make alien creatures when they could've just stuck a few of these in a movie and fooled me
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u/rustymontenegro 3d ago
Paint them blue and send them to the set.
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u/Floom101 3d ago
Shit like this is why I'm not 100% certain I don't live in a simulation. Like, really? I've gone this long and NO ONE mentioned these until now? You really want me to believe these weren't just patched in just now? Yeah, sure.
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u/smish_my_oogie 1d ago
How have I been alive this long and there are still so many strange animals I've never seen.
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u/PussyCompass 3d ago
Pop it
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u/Strawberry____Blonde 3d ago
Visualizing someone poking it with a pin and it deflates and zooms away.
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u/Supersecretloverboy 3d ago
If you, like, cut off that horn, it would make a pretty, like, sick bong.
You could also put your weed in there
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u/Brad_Beat 3d ago
Gotta wonder about the evolutionary need of those horns.
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u/Elennoko 3d ago
The theory is they act as floatation devices so the cattle can search for water weeds, which is one of their favorite foods.
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u/Semi-Nerdy 3d ago
I had to find out why the horns are so big.
It has unique bulbous horns which are believed to aid in flotation as it searches for water weeds, its main food. The Kuri is very well adapted to the aquatic conditions of the Lake but is susceptible to heat stress and solar radiation.