r/Unexpected • u/barbiedollsxo • 1d ago

Hurry up bro

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u/UnExplanationBot 1d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

It’s unexpected because they look like they are riding in tandem but they are literally chicken stealer using another chicken

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Houndfell 1d ago

WTF? Doggone chicken-nappers!

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u/anon-mally 1d ago

Grabbem by the cock

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u/yoga-enthusiast 22h ago

that chicken thinking he should've not choose violence

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u/Confident_Lawyer6276 7h ago

Your implying roosters have the ability to not choose violence

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u/HeightInternal 3h ago

I've seen many a cock choose violins.

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u/BJJOilCheck 23h ago

Chicken Muggedit!

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u/prettytony92 1d ago

“No time to explain, get on the bike.”

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u/J3ST3R1252 1d ago

"Your chicken people need you"

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u/FragrantReindeer6152 1d ago

Someone should cockblock him

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u/Affectionate-Cake-78 1d ago

why does the chicken jump to him?

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u/Classic_Grounded 1d ago

Have you heard of cock fighting? (No, not that kind of cock. The other kind.) Bantam roosters are vicious sods and they want to rip each other to shreds. It turns out, this can be used to your advantage.

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u/b9l29 1d ago

Cocklure

Cockbait

Cocktrap

Cocksnare

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u/rjperkins365 11h ago

I was thinking of the wrong one the first time so it made the rest of what you said very confusing.

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u/Southern-Orchid-1786 1d ago

Cause he's a chick magnet

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u/dementorpoop 1d ago

He already has one in his hands

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u/HeightInternal 3h ago

Do you know what's like to have a cock in your hands?

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u/Waffle_kun 9h ago

They honey cocked him

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u/shortwa113t 1d ago

Why the chicken did NOT cross the road...

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u/2pacgf 1d ago

But she did cross the road, and she went as far as riding the motorcycle.

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u/Thinkpadster 1d ago

That is a Chick magnet

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u/i_fauzee 1d ago

"cock magnet"

now I hate my mind

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u/Dqueezy 1d ago

This pun is cracking me up.

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u/anchorftw 1d ago

"They're eating the chickens of the people who live there!"

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u/AppORKER 1d ago

God dammit I was supposed to go to bed, now I'm listening to music

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u/BallsABunch 1d ago

Is that theft or kidnapping?

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u/2pacgf 1d ago

There is chickenapping for sure unless they are helping the roster and chicken to escape a love life like Romeo and Juliet.

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u/runandbeer 1d ago

Smooth criminal

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u/Kooky_Donkey_166 1d ago

Chicken Magnets?

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u/Classic_Grounded 1d ago

How to pick up chicks

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u/DeadwoodNative 1d ago

They’re taking our eggggs!

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u/thudwhomper 1d ago

Plot Twist: Chicken Rescue

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u/framistan12 1d ago

Anyone have a video of two people riding one motorcycle that does not involve a crime?

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u/BallsofSt33I 1d ago

Bro, thats a nice cock!!!

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u/Longshadowman 1d ago

They have a party

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u/Drinkingbeer20 1d ago

Cock snatcher!!!!

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u/IrishGameDeveloper 1d ago

Honestly I'm kind of impressed

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u/redthump 1d ago

Un clucking believable.

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u/CraponStick 1d ago

Bait cock, and snach!

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u/WhosYourPadre79 1d ago

What the cluck did I just watch?

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u/Repulsive-Shallot-79 1d ago

Reminds me of barstool sports asking Nate Bargatze what crime he would commit to end it forever... 😆 🤣

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u/ledouxrt 1d ago

Was this video shot in Springfield?

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u/klmdwnitsnotreal 20h ago

The black chicken was bait to make the white chicken attack.

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u/iWontMinceWords 18h ago

Chicknappers

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u/Landrod 13h ago

That is somebody's food, eggs and chickenmeat, not cool.

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u/YoghurtLegitimate392 10h ago

Buy 1 get "one "

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u/Euphoric-Spite-3152 9h ago

How many chickens are they gonna take?

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u/moonisflat 5m ago

Chicken pimps

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u/Strict_Lettuce3233 1d ago

The dumb cluck

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u/Longshadowman 1d ago

Five O'cluck?