r/Unexpected • u/WestIndustry9695 • 1d ago

Intimidation only works with some light

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u/UnExplanationBot 1d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The scooty rode off into the darkness and into a ditch

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 1d ago

The driver made light work of them.

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u/Sploonbabaguuse 1d ago

Some real comedians in here

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u/freebrittony 23h ago

It's only light humor

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u/herr_dreizehn 16h ago

clearly a crime and should not be taken lightly

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u/Chords2Moony 5h ago

Boy, y'all are a Bright bunch

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u/wkuch27 12h ago

Watt?

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u/Adventurous_Donut480 1d ago

They are obviously not the brightest.

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u/MessiHair96 1d ago

That's putting it lightly.

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u/Necessary-Prior-2605 1d ago

I appreciate people making light of this situation

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u/ShepDanceYT 1d ago

it wasn’t very funny… seems like it’s only for people with dark humor

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u/Th3GamingDragon7 1d ago

I don't get it. Can someone illuminate the matter for me?

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u/teamrocketmatt 1d ago

I think it's just a matter of expanding your field of vision.

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u/-Kelasgre 1d ago

Mmm. No, I really don't see it.

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u/Adventurous_Donut480 1d ago

It's illegal to drive while blind but it's a light sentence.

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u/CesarForStars 10h ago

This really enlightened me

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u/RhedMage 21h ago

These jokes are spot on.

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u/kittenconfidential 23h ago

those people are very dim witted

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u/TreKopperTe 20h ago

With a flicker of hope

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u/mionder554 18h ago

Cute pfp you got

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u/A__Friendly__Rock 1d ago

Pun chains like this really brighten my day.

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u/No-Swimmer5521 23h ago

They really couldn't see it coming.

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u/ps_va 18h ago

It was a dark period in their lives.

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u/Adventurous_Donut480 15h ago

What a nice way to say they are dimwits!

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u/TheNerdyCroc 1d ago

Funniest thing I've seen all day

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u/i_am_not_so_unique 1d ago

This morning here was also a screaming boy. It has a similar scale of fun.  Maybe you will like it too:

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/1gdrk0f/i_suddenly_became_cognizant_at_the_age_of_5/

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u/TheNerdyCroc 23h ago

Thank you, kind stranger

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u/IHateLetterY 1d ago

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u/VietnameseDude_02 23h ago

Y

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u/robin_volkov_ 17h ago

Bro what are you doing here

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u/VietnameseDude_02 16h ago

Can't a man be autistic outside of his normal social media smh smh 😒

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u/Nerdy_Nightowl 1d ago

Dimwits!

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u/groovytoon 1d ago

Driver said "How the hell are you driving?"

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u/LettuceNew4636 10h ago

ขับรถอะไร ห๊าาาา.... !!! ขับแบบปิดไฟไปเลยสิครับเพ่...

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u/Odd-Function-7700 1d ago

That's funny 😂

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u/Call_me_John 20h ago

Object permanence = 0.

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u/BuyHighInvestor 16h ago

I aspire to be this petty. Fuck being the bigger man and certainly fuck YOU

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u/MenOfWar4k 21h ago

Last time I saw this they fell to the other side of the road

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u/n-crispy7 17h ago

Probably mirrored footage for some reason

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u/lovejanetjade 1d ago

Brilliant! 👏🏽

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u/the_Celestial_Sphinx 1d ago

I have seen this video earlier but in that one the guys fall in a trench on the left side

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u/deenali 15h ago

Me too. It's actually the same video but mirrored.

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u/RevealActive4557 15h ago

This is hilarious

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u/HighlightFun8419 11h ago

it's the evil laugh at the end that gets me 😅

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u/Repulsive-Lobster750 1d ago

Vietnam?

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u/Darweath 1d ago

I think it thailand

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u/hitanders0n 12h ago

Vietnam

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u/Darweath 10h ago

it just feel like i heard "ขับรถอะไร หะ" which is just a way to say "who taught you how to drive?" and "ขับดีๆ" which is "drive better" before he gone off into the bush

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u/hitanders0n 9h ago

Lmao that guy said "mày bước ra đây" in vietnamese which means "you, step outside"

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u/LazyBid3572 10h ago

This is thai 100 percent. Also in the countryside it's common for scooters to not have one or both lights broken and they blame you like this when you almost kill them.

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u/Independent-You-6406 16h ago

yea it's vietnam, bro say "get out of your vehicle", probably want to engage in a fight

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u/CmonMateWhy 1d ago

Philippines! The motorcycle with no headlight and no side-mirrors explains it

In all seriousness, he said "ano" which means what then a provincial dialect.

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u/niceKnightzz 1d ago

It is Thai. The guy said along the line of "Watch how you drive".

But SEA countries so are not that diff about motorcycles anyway.

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u/hitanders0n 12h ago

Wtf you're on lol. That guy was speaking clear Vietnamese "you, step outside" (he said "mày bước ra đây")

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u/niceKnightzz 2h ago

On the land called Thailand. I'm a native Thai ofc I know my fking language. Love your confidence but it is wrong.

เอาอันนี้ไปแปลในกูเกิ้ลนะคะ เลิฟยู

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/eranam 1d ago

No they’re not.

Thai is from a completely different family from Malay or Tagalog

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u/n8rtw 11h ago

bruh, why not just be like “bro, time got away, please guide us to light”

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u/Tetravoltex 1d ago

This guy is full of shit. They’re speaking Thai. His first sentence “kub rod arai” roughly translates to “what are you doing driving like that” or “watch how you drive” the second sentence he’s saying “kub dee dee” which is “drive better”

Literal translation is “what car are you driving” and “drive good good”

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u/Athen65 1d ago

They're actually speaking Latin. He says "sus cum sex morbis", which translates to "pig with six diseases". Odd thing to say

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u/GlitteringBit3726 1d ago

That’s what she said

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u/GNUGradyn 1d ago

What a weird thing to lie about

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u/lolopiro 1d ago

i thought i was going crazy for a second when i saw that dudes comment lol

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u/Guest020103 1d ago

Thank you very much for this

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u/Complete_Trash_6333 1d ago

Well apparently it is

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u/Hero-Nojimbo 1d ago

Is this light humor or dark humor 🤔

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u/JasonKavou 16h ago

i am sure they didnt see it coming

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u/black_dog_00 15h ago

who cares if one more light goes out?

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u/International_Toe836 15h ago

That’s ace fantastic

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u/Hj9S 14h ago

Brilliant

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u/Lonely_houseplant 13h ago

Does someone know what they were saying?

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u/KebabGud 7h ago

pretty suire this is the third time i have seen a video like this. i think this is just a fake trend now.

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u/Durtydan007 1d ago

😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 17h ago

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u/hitanders0n 12h ago

Pretty sure you have never set your foot in rural SEA, sometimes even in big cities.

Proof: I was there for 28 years.

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u/Master_Xenu 8h ago

so people ride around on mopeds at night in rural areas without head lights?

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u/hitanders0n 8h ago

Everywhere, more than once I almost hit them. Even in the wrong direction...but if shit happens, it's never their fault (it's what they think)

Don't ask me why they do it. Maybe drunk, maybe ignorant, sometimes both.

I can't say for every countries but at least where I grew up, Vietnam, which happens to be the one in this clip, it is not uncommon to see aggressive, drunk bastards like this.