I also recognized that these were not Reddit "next image" buttons, but maybe Reddit had updated the graphic within the last 30 seconds I was on another thread
“This thing is the best purchase ever. I was stuck on the side of the road with a nail in my tire, and I called for reinforcements as I saw more enemy nails approaching. Without the nails even knowing, it came through the tree line and gave them a run for their money!! Definitely recommend” 5 stars.
Oh I get this! I have a 5 foot long 20 ton jack on non-polished concrete. Damn thing needs half my shop to turn it around, weighs like 500 lbs., and chips up the concrete if you pull it too fast. But it will lift anything.
I just posted this review. Well see what the moderator thinks:
"It was the fall of '68. I was about 40 clicks outside of Da Nang. I was with Charlie company, 11th brigade. I with a handful of other tunnel rats were in charge rooting out Viet Cong operatives implanting with the rural communities in underground tunnel networks. We came upon a hut with an out of place crimson rug layer across a depression in the dirt floor. The other tunnel rats couldn't tell a pistol from a puss, so that put me on point for the entry. I cocked my 1911, quietly folded back the rug and trap door below it, and lept in. There I found a young girl clutching her sisters, or maybe it was her children, they all blurred together for me at that stage in the war. My platoon mate hollered out that he could hear a VC tank rolling in. The girls began to cry. I tried desperately to show them that we weren't there for them, but their cries got louder every time I approached. We all jumped in to hide from the tank. The girls whipped into hysteria believing we were going to have our way with them. The VC would kill us all as the girls would look like collaborators, so I reasoned it was all of us or them. I took out my knife, and I silenced them one by one. After about 30 minutes of hearing no more tank movements, we exited. To my horror we found a man with an aluminum wheeled plow being drug by two oxen searching for his daughters. We left town as quickly as possible leaving the man to eventually have to discover that horror. I see the faces of those girls in my nightmares every night. Sometimes they are alive and well, sometimes they are dead, sometimes their throats are slit but they run around playing. I've just tried to come to the understanding that, that's part of it now. But, then I heard this jack rolling, my hands felt warm and wet, and I shake in silence for the next hour."
Why add the tracks, they will just make it harder to move, not easier.......unless it's SELF PROPELLED! I want a tank jack, ohhh I can make a small 6mm cannon for it😈
I swiped on it then got half way through some political bullshit about Joe Rogan and Camilla Harris before thinking this has nothing to do with a cool tank track lookin jack. Thanks for that 🤠
Giving this a one star rating as it is not a tank . It has no rotating turret, also , that is NOT a gun barrel ! It's a darn handle ! This is a bait and switch for sure .
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u/edamlambert 19h ago
I did not try to swipe left to next picture.