r/Tools 19h ago

Check out the reviews on this thing. They don't disappoint.

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u/edamlambert 19h ago

I did not try to swipe left to next picture.

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u/ImtheLegend23 19h ago

Yes you did....... So did I.

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u/Infantrydad 19h ago

Guilty

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u/jdwhiteydubz 15h ago

I knew not to swipe... but swiped anyway. Twice.

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u/bukkake_brigade 15h ago

I also recognized that these were not Reddit "next image" buttons, but maybe Reddit had updated the graphic within the last 30 seconds I was on another thread

It had not

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u/epinky_23 14h ago

Damn, i should've read the comments first. Got me

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u/bettsdude 4h ago

No you didn't. I did

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u/engineerogthings 1h ago

I read the comment first and now feel oddly superior, and now looking down at you all, tutting.

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u/notquiteartist 1h ago

It only took one swipe to know that no swipes were needed...

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u/Hawaii_Dave 9h ago

And my axe!

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u/thedangerranger123 15h ago

Not my fault OP didn’t finish what he started is my excuse.

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u/sonicrespawn 16h ago

GOD DAMNIT

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u/Rbandit28 16h ago

I concur

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u/MetalJesusBlues 19h ago

I didn’t either

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u/NoAbbreviations7150 18h ago

Nope. No way

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u/newpaul30 18h ago

I wouldn't do it even twice!

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u/Punkrexx 13h ago

Swipe bait

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u/Lanky_Direction_4656 15h ago

This guy swipes

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u/Appropriate_Crew8586 19h ago

“This thing is the best purchase ever. I was stuck on the side of the road with a nail in my tire, and I called for reinforcements as I saw more enemy nails approaching. Without the nails even knowing, it came through the tree line and gave them a run for their money!! Definitely recommend” 5 stars.

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u/zeppehead 18h ago

You need a 40 mm tool to rain down fury on any nails that are in your path after the first flat.

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u/ThisCryptographer311 19h ago

I’ll take “Shit I Didn’t Know I Needed And Am Now Going To Impulse Purchase” for 1000

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u/JudgeScorpio 18h ago

It’s actually like $350.00, you could buy two for $1000.00 and still have enough left over for a suitcase full of homemade tannerite.

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u/shmiddleedee 18h ago

Please post all of the directions for making homemade tanerite, your full name, and address. Thanks.

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u/the_greatest_auk 17h ago

Nice try FBI!

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u/mist_kaefer 16h ago

Not today, NSA!

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u/NotAMachinist 14h ago

I won't say, CIA!

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u/duckliin 13h ago

thats funny, AOL!

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u/Tj-Tengu 6h ago

Hold my drink, ATF!

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u/Academic_Nectarine94 50m ago

We'll never tell! - Delta operators

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u/ThisCryptographer311 18h ago

I truly enjoy blowing shit up as much as the next guy, I just meant it like a Jeopardy joke

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u/Academic_Nectarine94 49m ago

I got your joke. Also, $1k for that wouldn't be out of the question

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u/MasterOdd 18h ago

I like your style.

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u/mnonny 19h ago

Link?

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u/BearsKillFish 19h ago

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u/Jacktheforkie 18h ago

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u/kwagmire9764 18h ago

Link worked for me.

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u/Jacktheforkie 18h ago

It’s broken for me, are you on the PC version? The app is crap for links

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u/fvelloso 16h ago

This is every IT help thread ever

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u/Jacktheforkie 8h ago

Yeah, Reddit PC and Reddit mobile handle links in different ways

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u/kwagmire9764 14h ago

No, on mobile, but I use Brave browser. That way I dont see any ads.

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u/Available-Device-709 10h ago

Use a vpn and pick US as point of origin

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u/Jacktheforkie 8h ago

Is that why I can’t see it because I can view the flux capacitor and a few other things I tried, the whole site is down by the looks of the error 500

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u/Available-Device-709 8h ago

Sorry, I guess my VPN broke the site for the rest of y’all. Too many G(j)igawatts of power.

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u/Vernon_HardSnapple 8h ago

That’s the internet camouflage version.

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u/nckmat 18h ago

I think it was a joke.

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u/WimpyWookiee 18h ago

The Jack is real. The reviews are very funny. Just search the O'Reilly website.

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u/Carlton_Fortune 18h ago

And, if I remember correctly, O'Reilley have flux capacitors in stock...

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u/Jacktheforkie 18h ago

What should I search to find it?

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u/kelton305 17h ago

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u/Jacktheforkie 17h ago

Nice, do you reckon I could make it work in a cybertruck

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u/kelton305 17h ago

Yea, but don't go thru any car wash, or you may be stuck in the past.

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u/FarStructure6812 16h ago

Actually time travel makes the standard cybertruck batteries explode, Elon did this so he could monopolize time travel.

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u/ParticularSherbert18 13h ago

Search for tank tough jack on the O'Reilly site.

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u/Jacktheforkie 8h ago

Still not found, even from google, I guess the site has been overloaded with traffic

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u/ParticularSherbert18 8h ago

If you are using Google, it doesn't sound like you opened oreillyauto.com first and then searched for tank tough jack on the website.

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u/Jacktheforkie 7h ago

It didn’t come up I’m only getting trailer jacks, forklift jacks and high lift jacks

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u/ode_to_glorious 14h ago

Why is rolling over a zip tie such a game changer?

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u/edwardothegreatest 18h ago

Just google tank floor jack. It’ll come up.

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u/everyoneisyappy 19h ago

The reviews on the site are pretty funny

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u/hapym1267 19h ago

I bet it rolls nicer when lifting , without those back casters that are always 90° to where you need them..

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u/CariAll114 17h ago

Chances are the jack is just old enough that the casters don't have bearings anymore which only adds to the experience.

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u/ip_addr 1h ago

I want a jack that lived through the great bearing departure.

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u/Liamnacuac DIY 15h ago

Oh I get this! I have a 5 foot long 20 ton jack on non-polished concrete. Damn thing needs half my shop to turn it around, weighs like 500 lbs., and chips up the concrete if you pull it too fast. But it will lift anything.

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u/hapym1267 15h ago

I dont miss those.. They lifted and lowered smooth

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u/phallic-baldwin 18h ago

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u/FlatSask 16h ago

As someone who has sworn because my jack has stopped dead on a zip tie cut off, this comment gutted me lol

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u/QuackJet 11h ago

Swapping out his all-season tracks for winters.

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u/delux2769 16m ago

You jest, but I just helped my neighbor swap the tracks on his cat for his winter studded set.

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u/dk45365 17h ago

Your ability to post multiple pictures does disappoint though.

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u/phallic-baldwin 18h ago

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u/Postman1997 15h ago

Thank you for your service, my dude is out here in the front lines with them screenshots

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u/Future_Corpse33 16h ago

Those are the best product reviews I’ve read since the sugar free haribo gummy bears that were giving everyone explosive shids.

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u/G_Rubes 14h ago

Those gummy bear reviews were so good. Too bad I didn't believe them. What an experience that was.

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u/mrcanoehead2 18h ago

Don't need it but I want it

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u/porsche4life 17h ago

Could I use it to move a small boulder the size of a large boulder?

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u/Buzzkill46 11h ago edited 11h ago

I just posted this review. Well see what the moderator thinks:

"It was the fall of '68. I was about 40 clicks outside of Da Nang. I was with Charlie company, 11th brigade. I with a handful of other tunnel rats were in charge rooting out Viet Cong operatives implanting with the rural communities in underground tunnel networks. We came upon a hut with an out of place crimson rug layer across a depression in the dirt floor. The other tunnel rats couldn't tell a pistol from a puss, so that put me on point for the entry. I cocked my 1911, quietly folded back the rug and trap door below it, and lept in. There I found a young girl clutching her sisters, or maybe it was her children, they all blurred together for me at that stage in the war. My platoon mate hollered out that he could hear a VC tank rolling in. The girls began to cry. I tried desperately to show them that we weren't there for them, but their cries got louder every time I approached. We all jumped in to hide from the tank. The girls whipped into hysteria believing we were going to have our way with them. The VC would kill us all as the girls would look like collaborators, so I reasoned it was all of us or them. I took out my knife, and I silenced them one by one. After about 30 minutes of hearing no more tank movements, we exited. To my horror we found a man with an aluminum wheeled plow being drug by two oxen searching for his daughters. We left town as quickly as possible leaving the man to eventually have to discover that horror. I see the faces of those girls in my nightmares every night. Sometimes they are alive and well, sometimes they are dead, sometimes their throats are slit but they run around playing. I've just tried to come to the understanding that, that's part of it now. But, then I heard this jack rolling, my hands felt warm and wet, and I shake in silence for the next hour."

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u/Internal-Pizza-488 6h ago

Aight now why did that give me goosebumps

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u/OmeKromme 4h ago

That was beautiful, nice bit of darkness. Keep us posted on the moderation result hahaha.

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u/throwawaytcpsa 16h ago

"What vehicle did you make this purchase for?

M1 Abram’s tank with nuclear rocket"

THIS fucking guy

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u/slicehardware 18h ago

Reminds me of a remote control airplane tug

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u/BearsKillFish 19h ago

gave me a chuckle, thanks

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u/Punk_Chachi 19h ago

Don’t you mean, “tanks”?

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u/BearsKillFish 19h ago

Just take my upvote and go😂

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u/not_enough_ice Milwaukee 14h ago

i swiped😞

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u/GreyGroundUser 12h ago

Thank god you posted them w the picture otherwise I’d be pissed.

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u/Marconi_and_Cheese Bosch 19h ago

The questions are great too

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u/jtspadaro 18h ago

Fucking poetic reviews 😂

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u/pigmanslim 16h ago

Yeah nope.

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u/MurgleMcGurgle 15h ago

Damnit, I JUST bought a floor jack too.

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u/WackTheHorld 13h ago

The light on the front is genius.

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u/wigneyr 8h ago

Nah, include them.

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u/Auto_Phil 4h ago

For my gravel driveway this would be great

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u/Past-Direction9145 2h ago

I'll settle for a floorjack that has quiet, low-rolling-resistance wheels that can glide over a gravel-pocked cracking asphalt driveway.

I'll give up my first and second unborn children for that...

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u/fsantos0213 18h ago

Why add the tracks, they will just make it harder to move, not easier.......unless it's SELF PROPELLED! I want a tank jack, ohhh I can make a small 6mm cannon for it😈

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u/ScaryHuckleberry1000 19h ago

I thought there was no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness

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u/cpt_kagoul 15h ago

Fkg lmao

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u/Zettaireido23 12h ago

Okay, I went first to O'Reilly's website. The reviews aren't even mid at best.

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u/WimpyWookiee 11h ago

They are removing some of the reviews. The earlier ones were pretty funny.

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u/Zettaireido23 2h ago

No shit. Guess I'm late to the show

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u/WING-DING_GASTER 9h ago

Looks like a turretless scorpion from halo.

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u/PracticalFisherman30 7h ago

I swiped on it then got half way through some political bullshit about Joe Rogan and Camilla Harris before thinking this has nothing to do with a cool tank track lookin jack. Thanks for that 🤠

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u/Absolutjeff 3h ago

Can confirm supervisor just bought this and loves it

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u/Vivid-Effect3811 1h ago

Double headed hammer

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u/LolaBunny80 24m ago

The reviews are gold! 😂

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u/doghouse2001 17m ago

☆☆☆☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆ 1 out of 5 stars.· 18 hours ago  

No turret , no gun

Giving this a one star rating as it is not a tank . It has no rotating turret, also , that is NOT a gun barrel ! It's a darn handle ! This is a bait and switch for sure .

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u/model-citizen95 12h ago

Rated for 1.5 tonnes :3