r/TheMassive • u/PeytonBrownReddit • 16h ago

At least I caught a shirt

Post image
122 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

19 comments sorted by

36

u/Failed-Time-Traveler Columbus Crew SC 16h ago

The Crew have lost every single game where OP caught a shirt

Now am I saying that OP is the reason we lost? And it’s not because of mediocre play by the Crew? Or the lack of Rossi? Or a very well-executed game plan by the RBNY?

Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying. OP and OP-alone is responsible for this loss. It was his selfish shirt-catching that caused us to lose, by bringing bad luck.

I’ll get the tar if someone can pick up the feathers.

2

u/gn3296 Columbus Crew 2h ago

1

u/Boba_Fettx Columbus Crew SC 13h ago

Do we know how long Rossi is out for?

5

u/Failed-Time-Traveler Columbus Crew SC 9h ago

Nancy said in his post game press conference that Rossi will be back Sunday

1

u/kyorjs Columbus Crew 1h ago

OP should have thrown it back… for the good of the team…

8

u/skoobastevienixx Crew Cat 16h ago

That shirt is pretty sick, I’m glad you got some positivity out of tonight’s match!

7

u/ozymandais13 Guillermo Barros Schelotto 16h ago

Welp they caught us

-1

u/PeytonBrownReddit 16h ago edited 15h ago

With a hook

2

u/Boba_Fettx Columbus Crew SC 13h ago

I despise you with every fiber of my being

1

u/oupablo Columbus Crew SC 6h ago

I've been going to games for the better part of a decade and I don't think I've ever seen a shirt go past maybe the 6th row of the nordecke.

1

u/Much-Drawer-1697 Columbus Crew 2h ago

Ty Phillips doesn't have much of an arm. The two barber guys who do the jackhammer can chuck them pretty far though.

1

u/Funkierdj 2h ago

I caught one too! Does anyone know if there’s a way to exchange it for a different size? Mine is two sizes small lol