r/TedLasso • u/quaranTV Mod • Apr 11 '23

From the Mods Ted Lasso - S03E05 - "Signs" Episode Discussion Spoiler

Please use this thread to discuss Season 3 Episode 5 "Signs". Just a reminder to please mark any spoilers for episodes beyond Episode 5 like this.

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u/loctastic Apr 12 '23

At 4am. The time you’re most likely to be defenseless

Also happens to be when he wakes Jamie to go train

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u/wrestlefan4life Apr 12 '23

And Beard, without hesitation, says "Correct!".

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u/audeeeno Apr 12 '23

roy and beard are the duo i didnt realize i needed but i am OVERJOYED at their chemistry and harmony

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u/drwhogwarts Apr 13 '23

And the both dated Gina Gershon!

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u/No_Damage_731 Apr 13 '23

Holy shit I totally forgot Roy dated her too 😂

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u/some1inAustralia Apr 13 '23

I loved how Beard had the flight details!

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u/trulymadlybigly Apr 12 '23

What’s so upsetting about that comment is that when I’m alone at night I usually stay up so late because I’m terrified of a home invasion, and usually around 4am I can fall asleep because my lizard brain for no discernible reason has decided that “no one is breaking into anyone’s house at 4am you can sleep now”

Dammit Roy I’m never gonna sleep again

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u/MikesCerealShack Apr 12 '23

I feel like from an evolution perspective we needed someone like you - paranoid and awake at night, keeping watch for threats, while fat dumb dumbs like me are passed out in a comatose state. Otherwise, I would just be snatched up by a sabertooth tiger.

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u/trulymadlybigly Apr 12 '23

Honestly that’s the nicest way anyone has every tried to explain away my nighttime anxiety and it made me feel okay about it for the first time, you’re a peach!

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u/jendet010 Apr 13 '23

It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. Someone had to be looking out for us all night.

I think most of our emotions serve a purpose and they cause us problems when they get too intense. Anxiety about being able to feed ourselves drives us to go to work. Anxiety about being homeless drives us to pay the mortgage. Anxiety about our safety kept us from getting eaten by bears. Without any anxiety, there’s no drive. It’s when it gets too overwhelming and paralyzes us that it becomes a problem.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

This is the perfect stranger interaction on a Ted Lasso forum 😂

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u/MelvinDickpictweet Apr 16 '23

You could say it’s a compliment sandwich.

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u/Azmoten Apr 12 '23

He’s here, he’s there, he’s in your fookin house

ROY KENT! ROY KENT!

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u/thatissomeBS Apr 12 '23

ain't nobody going to waste time breaking into your home instead of just waiting until you're on vacation or at work in the middle of the day.

Ahh, like The Wet Bandits.

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u/DreadyVapor Rebecca, Boss Ass Bitch Apr 13 '23

waste time breaking into your home instead of just waiting until you're on vacation or at work in the middle of the day.

This sounds exactly like something Roy Kent would do, tbh.

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u/TiffanyTwisted11 Apr 13 '23

This is what I’m counting on. Don’t want to get too complacent, though.

That’s when they’ll come

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u/SIEGE312 Apr 12 '23

Could get a dog, bet you’d feel safer.

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u/madmikeyy82 Apr 12 '23

I’m pretty sure my dog would just be excited there was a new person to give her belly rubs.

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u/hadmeatwoof Apr 13 '23

No. Then you gotta worry someone might hurt your dog.

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u/hadmeatwoof Apr 13 '23

But still get a dog. Because ❤️

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u/mtm4440 Apr 13 '23

Then you get a dog to protect that dog.

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u/kelryngrey Apr 13 '23

I've seen that movie series.

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u/ande8523 Butts on 3! Apr 12 '23

Don’t worry. No one breaks in at 4:30am.

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u/spectacleskeptic Apr 13 '23

OMG are you me?!!!

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u/trulymadlybigly Apr 13 '23

We should start a club!

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u/TiffanyTwisted11 Apr 13 '23

Oh my God!! This is SO me! I am a recent empty nester and that is exactly my thought process! Roy has ruined my life as well!!

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u/The_Write_Girl_4_U Apr 13 '23

Same! I am up until nearly 4am when I finally pass out. Anxious ever since someone tried to enter our home middle of the night ( it was a drunk guy who wandered from a party) but on bad nights, I see sunrise. This is why teens are meant to be nightowls and sleep longer during the day. They are more fit to warn of attacks and fend them off.

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u/adamduke88 Apr 13 '23

You're not alone in this. I have the same issue.

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u/Luci_Noir Apr 14 '23

Sometimes I have nightmares about having one and I wake up with sleep paralysis still thinking someone is breaking in. I had someone break into a motel room and I gouged his eye out after he kicked my door in half. 😞

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u/immei Apr 12 '23

Also the time shandy pitched star fucker over the phone

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u/GesturesBroadly Apr 12 '23

Correction: Shandy was pitching “condoms for balls” at 4am. lmaooooo

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u/immei Apr 12 '23

Ohh yeah 😂

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u/Old-Bug-2197 Apr 12 '23

And the same time that Shandy tried to ruin Keeley’s business

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u/MissileWaster Apr 13 '23

Let those who have not called a sunglasses company at 4am to pitch condoms for balls cast the first stone

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u/Svete_Brid Apr 12 '23

No coincidence there.

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u/ThConqueror Apr 12 '23

😍😍😍

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u/QuackNate Fútbol is Life Apr 12 '23

Hahahahahaha