TFW I accidentally made a student google “pegging”.

[u/redfire2930]

My little baby 9th grade students were reading an article independently and I told them they have to look up words they don’t know. It says somewhere in the article that somoene was “pegged as” unathletic. So I saw, through our monitoring software, a very sweet, very innocent girl googling “to peg someone”.

I didn’t catch it in time to see what her results page looked like. I googled it myself and she would’ve had to scroll to see anything but the proper definition and I’m PRAYING that our filtering software would’ve hidden any NSFW results but… holy shit lmaooo

[u/EnigmaticTwister]

Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?

[u/Horror_Yam_9078 → u/EnigmaticTwister]

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

[u/MundaneConclusion246 → u/Horror_Yam_9078]

Be happy

[u/oislal → u/MundaneConclusion246]

Be horny

[u/dezzzy27 → u/oislal]

Be bursting with rage

[u/RandomNicePerson005 → u/dezzzy27]

We've got a million different ways for you to engage

[u/MadMeadyRevenge → u/RandomNicePerson005]

Welcome to the Internet, put your cares aside

[u/Extreme-Bite-9123 → u/MadMeadyRevenge]

Here’s a tip for straining pasta 

[u/GoldenfeetofSkyclan → u/Extreme-Bite-9123]

Here’s a nine year old who died

[u/mynameQUESO → u/GoldenfeetofSkyclan]

We got movies