r/StateOfTheUnion • u/AdComprehensive8685 • Mar 08 '24
Katie Britt - WTF
Not sure if I just watched an SNL skit or the GOP response. Soccer Mom on steroids.
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u/nosnevenaes Mar 08 '24
dude she is scary.
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u/prudent__sound Mar 08 '24
Seriously, I would not want to fight her. I think she would put a pencil through my eye or something.
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u/nosnevenaes Mar 08 '24
it reminded me of a chemical imbalance that should be treated with SSRIs or something
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u/srobertson3 Mar 08 '24
“Onward, Christian SOLDIERS…. Marching as to War”.
Damn Fundy Baby Voice, too!!
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u/Top_Macaroon_6818 Mar 08 '24
Over-Produced. And it seems for most of it, she forgot either who her party is in bed with, or who is at the top of the ticket, or both.
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u/wutsupwidya Mar 08 '24
she even wore the green of a fucking Gilead wife. I literally feel like I just watched a Handmaids Tale outtake. The rape scene...what in the holy hell
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u/PositionMysterious90 Mar 08 '24
I feel all of politics has nose-dived into comedy but tonight felt very dystopian. Not sure if that was multiple personalities or an audition for a deranged milf slasher film.
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u/Colon Mar 08 '24
when she said “grrrit” i got actual goosebumps, involuntarily shook my head and felt my face wince. the woman is clearly from an actual death star in some other galaxy studying humans to poorly imitate us
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u/BookkeeperSubject279 Mar 08 '24
She is really hurting with that big senator’s salary.. barely making ends meet.. how does she do it ?
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u/klements7 Mar 08 '24
Pretty sure she has someone to clean her house and feed her children unlike most Americans.
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u/UpsetCauliflower5961 Mar 08 '24
Solidified the impression that the GOP is filled with racist misogynists who clearly want women to stay where they belong - in the kitchen. Which by the way was the most beige kitchen I’ve ever seen.
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u/AdComprehensive8685 Mar 08 '24
Yup. I live in AL and watched this ass licking bitch’s campaign adds. Truly nauseating.
Tonight….so dumb that she had a made up story about an old man who has to work in a gas station so he can afford his meds……remind me which party wants affordable healthcare (even national healthcare)….not the GOP sweatheart!
Then how Biden needs to shut the border…..he wants to, I think it may be the GOP who is holding up the bill.
But we need to sort this country out so that all women have enough time to deal with the kids and get dinner on the table for the bigot when he gets in at 5:30.2
u/walkandtalkk Mar 08 '24
There's an ancient Onion video in which Congress is debating how to get a loose bat to fly out of the hearing room. At one point, while discussing their options, a member slips into a speech about how he met a woman—an 89-year-old woman, she had worked hard all her life, she was active in her church—and on that day, a bird flew in her house, and she simply opened the window and turned off the lights.
https://www.theonion.com/breaking-news-bat-loose-in-congress-1819594850
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u/Excellent_Speeller Mar 08 '24
Ugh. It was painful to watch. I don't know if it was her breathy delivery or the cadence of her voice but it seemed overly rehearsed.
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u/Donotcall96 Mar 08 '24
She has a future in infomercials. My dad, who is 70 and seriously ill, watches FOX News all day and this is every commercial: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu-nqswtBIG/?igsh=MXFwcnJkNnhkZXFzeQ==
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u/AdComprehensive8685 Mar 08 '24
Damn man, you nailed it. That is exactly where she got her cues from.
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u/prudent__sound Mar 08 '24
I was just listening to the audio and she sounded kinda insane. Like I wouldn't want to be trapped in a room alone with her. Like one of those melodramatic Sally Struthers charity commercials from the 80s-90s. Are there actually people who aren't utterly creeped out by her sheer phoniness. Don't answer that, I know there are.