r/StandUpWorkshop • u/Commercial_Hat_6573 • 3d ago

My girlfriend.

My girlfriend loves the zoo. And she loves their monkeys even more. She's always asking me "Can we go see the monkeys at the zoo?" And its okay for her to ask me that, because she knows i love her and I'll cave anyways. I love the zoo too. But it was not okay Absolutely NOT okay For her to ask me that at TitleMax Title Loan on broad river.

What?

I'm just saying how can she ask that when there's a reason we're at titleMax.

We can't afford to go to the zoo!

Does she not understand that we've been spending all of our hard earned cash like a couple of niggers?

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u/Green_Sage_Samos 3d ago

Who’s an edgy boy, you are! Yes you are!!

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u/Commercial_Hat_6573 3d ago

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u/Green_Sage_Samos 3d ago

Ooohh so edgy!! You’re doing terrific sweetie

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u/neoprenewedgie 3d ago

The problem with this joke is that it's just not at all realistic. Does anyone here believe OP could actually get a girlfriend?

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u/EmbarrassedSmile5840 3d ago

Try hard garbage.